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They can waste their time here if they want, good enough for the cunts

>throwing a barbell at my brother
I mean your family sounds like dicks but you could have seriously hurt him

gonna have a nice relaxing bath lads, ahhh comfy

And? that was the point of throwing the thing

They're just abandoning a lost cause and investing in the better option. Shoebill birds do the same thing when resources are scarce.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ArjlPAU_X4

His brother is a normie bastard so deserved it anyway.

ya alri chantelle? scented candels and bath bombs to?

This is now a 'weird shit' thread

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>parents refused to bank my trip to nippon so i could study the blade under a true master

There's no turning to back
to nobody
There's no second chance
No third degree

youtube.com/watch?v=SD7BCqc1Juw

Such a nice departure form that jizz jazz rolled up trouser reverb guitar staff. What you guys think?

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he is a fucking normalfag, works in a call centre and everything he owns is paid off in instalments like every other fucking normalfag. suddenly thinks its a good idea to fuck off to china

Bloody hell. The centre silencer will be just as much. Nope, just looked it up though that's pretty cool. Turn the exhaust noise down when driving past the coppers

why he looking like a lizard though

that will be 50p in the larp jar sonny jim.

Thanks lad, now I won't be able to either.

Not fair they moved the goalposts but taking it out on your brother was unfair too.
In psychology they call it kick the dog syndrome.

Jab at the "lizard men" that work in media and how he's become a cunt like them I reckon

kermit lookin ass muhfugga

fuck off dad i can larp if i want to

What the actual fuck? Is that a tumour or a deformed foetus?

the dog needs a fuckin kick

Good isn't it? "No officer, it's a very quiet car".
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Oz_k_bk4s

Could be both. The secondary genes that cause cancer development are the same as those that are responsible for embryonic development.
Which is why some tumours have multiple tissue types like cardiac tissue, epithelial tissue, etc.

Twin died in the womb and he absorbed it but kept growing. Called a parasitic twin

I'm submissive sexually but sometimes I fantasise about being dominant but I don't know if I really want that or if I just pretend I do because I hate being submissive because it's pathetic for a man.

Anyone know this feel?

did anyone else go and see this lad in the british museum at school? my friend james puked all over the floor when he saw it

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no, but i did have an re teacher in school who was interested in bog bodies and showed us photos of some

I remember in history we were shown a nazi film where a jew in a wheelchair gets pushed out a window. Everyone laughed and the teacher was fuming.

right lads, ordering the models that form up the model 'feel street' (with customisations of course)

what do you reckon

hornby.com/uk-en/shop/accessories/scenic-accessories/the-bakers-shop.html
hornby.com/uk-en/shop/accessories/scenic-accessories/the-off-licence.html
hornby.com/uk-en/shop/accessories/scenic-accessories/the-fish-chip-shop.html

Mate I think with some cardboard and a cheap printer you could make something comfier.

teacher was probably a nonce

>Anyone know this feel?
I have a lot of fantasies that I wouldnt like in real life. although dont have the chance to try them so who knows

Never understood why some people are so attached to this general

>although dont have the chance to try them so who knows
It's okay none of mine would work because not even the most fucked-up and hideous of women would wanna tickle my pickle. Might hire and escort soon.

*points to the door*
off you pop m8

>fucking spiderman's wrist vaginas

>my parents are in the wrong for spending their money on what they want
they're shitty for taking back the offer but you're shitty for being so emotional and entitled, it's hardly your brothers fault is it

Yeah, think you can post here without being obsessed with the place 2bh. Unless you're Poley.

Think I'm finally gonna buy a gym membership. I have no excuse now I have some money

Forgot to say, Varex exhausts do an electronic muffler controlled by Bluetooth and you can set them so they're quiet near your house so you don't piss the neighbours off but once you're past the point you've set it gets loud.
I love all these gadgets but I might make my own exhaust.

Fuck n*rmalfags and n*rmalfag enablers.

>Mr money bags over here

Make sure to not mention normies around , he'll get very very angry and upset and his mummy will have to kiss him better

I mean, a family member had to die for me to get it tbf

>moni waiting for someone willing to have sex with him

This is a logical explanation but I like this explanation better because it's so Stephen King.

>tfw another letter bomb found in edinburgh

IRA are currently at sulkanon levels of unhappiness

Show us where Sulkanon touched you - was it in your frail ego?

wehey alri sulkanon lad *ruffles your hair*

Sick. How much did you get? This the grandad story?

>spending all this money to make a fiat 500 louder

Save that money and go back a car to throw around a track or something

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nah just a bit of my own piss mixed in

Lad that's fucking brilliant, I'd buy one off you. Does Horby do a paki shop?

Yeah Based Granddad. Got 10k. Not sure how much my mum got but she can probably retire once she and my uncle sell his house

corr bit pricey arent they

doubt it, most horby stuff seems to be a rural 50s/60s vibe

Can you get scale models of youths stabbing each other?

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if you eat more would you shit more often, or would you shit the same number of times per day and it would be bigger?

Depends if you're eating more often or having being portions

what are those toys called that are two cars racing on a track and you can control them?

Hellow fellow losers. Basically, decided yesterday with a mate to get into punting, but save the sex part until I meet someone. There's this stunning, model tier 20 year old Romanian that lives near the town hospital, might give her a punt. She's 70/half hour, thought I'd do a simple 15 quickie but I'd like almost a lesson, introduction into sexual interactions. I'd like to know where to start and so on, I'd also like feedback.

Might just say to her I'm high functioning, which I probably am tbqh, so she isn't totally wierded out by my odd behaviours. At least she can put a finger on it, however true it may not be.

She is perfect bar the obvious botox on the lips but all else is totally perfect. May call her today, not too sure. Need to make sure I've got the $$$ first, don't check finances these days.

Tomorrow I'm going to a coke party where we'll all be getting totally mashed. Apparently there may be a few girls there too, so when I'm off my face I might try it on. Never been to a party before, dress well and have well kept skin/hair so reckon with the coke, there is an off chance.

Forcing normanhood upon myself recently, it's far easier than I anticipated. The repurcussions of social embarresment are... nothing. No one really remembers, no one really cares enough. Just do what you want tbqh, unless it's ridiculous it'll be good. It's overcoming the initial barrier, over the last 2 weeks I've repeatedly made a cunt of myself and don't give a monkey.

honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor

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scalextric

>hello fellow losers
>going to a coke party with normans and roasties

wut

scalelectix my man?

It's an Abarth 595 competizione that's already had mods, the exhaust would just be a nice addition.
I see your point however, but I don't have access to a workshop and more importantly ramp any more and for me that's important so I've gone down the route I have with a car I can use on the road and track.

Have you done much coke before? Dont take too much you'll turn into a twat

that's it lads, thanks. I was thinking back to when i had a set as a kid, good fun.

When you're on a golden sea
You don't need no memory
Just a place to call your own
As we drift into the zone

On an island in the sun
We'll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can't control my brain

We'll run away together
We'll spend some time forever
We'll never feel bad anymore

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I suppose the bakery could be repurposed. Don't forget the CCTV cams and the pigeon.

anyone else have highly strung friends? everything is such a big deal to them, it fucks me off. they are like bitchy women. cant relax round them.

Having a beer cause I'm depressed. Have a good one lads.

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>mfw I'm still here
good lad, was toying with one but I don't know... You can get them to like 250 brake and all but still, it's so impractical. Wicked little things though it seems, imagine it handles like a beaut? My panda is so much more stable than most cars I've driven, you can rail corners at like 60 or 70, depending on the surface. I got wheel spacers too the other day to make it a wider track, should give me more for the summer.
Enjoying it though?

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That's not a plastic cup is it?

If you got to know me you'd see. I'm not inherently a loser but I feel into 4gay and vidya during school and college, trying to escape this mess now.

Asked a girl out the other day on it, went so poorly. So I intend on just bumping through the night to get something going, then we'll assess it then.

You have a particular artificial happiness booster you enjoy?

if your vehicle doesnt cover 0-60 in less than 4.5 seconds you should hang your head in shame

>but I feel into vidya during school and college
that is literally everyone.

>Bus is limited to 56mph

Bollocks

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>You have a particular artificial happiness booster you enjoy?
not any more. Used to party and do loads of shit but too old and tired for that shit now.

hmm, exceptional circumstance so ill let you off if your bus does 0-56 in under 4.3

Which country should I go on a solo holiday to lads?

>Which country should I go on a solo holiday to lads?
syria

south sudan
HAHAHAHA
BOOM BOOM

Japan is the only choice

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fuck me if you need someone to spell it out to you, I withdrew and only played video games and posted with autistic blokes. I didn't have friends the whole first year of college, had 2 through school. this isn't what normans do, hence why I'm trying to catch up now and experience those developmental moments so I can unlock my inner chad, or so that's the plan.

unironically on recovery plan from drugs and she mentioned that some people still use it in their 50's and 60's. when did you throw in the towel? I was speaking to a lad in similar shoe's and we decided this is the final blow out, we'll finish our stash and be done with it. coke and stims are awful, makes you feel like death. I always feel so much worse for so much longer the day after and still do it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
>On Shadow Moses island, where our fates were born

It is indeed, lad. Absutely pathetic I am

nicotine is the strongest drug that i do these days, not even any booze for me

>when did you throw in the towel?
I guess I was about 27. Didnt have a 'this is my last session' or anything just my life and health was too fucked up and I just ground to a halt. Used to hang out with people 35+ who had been doing it for 20 years. Not judging them but cant imagine giving that many years to drugs

dont have a death wish
not a weeb