Do you guys have any idea how many hot girls worship this dork?

>is that arteezy?
I'd fuck shartour.

Lmao why do white girls like such basedboys?

Lmao why basedboy becomes basedboy

WATCH THIS FAGGOTS

youtu.be/hANFNQqZ8XY

ok i will write soiboi

precisely how new are you

youtu.be/hW2WtjQThuE

Is that porter?

Oeifinaio

Yes I am new. Any tips for a new fellow autist?

originally, just fuck off

Yes its Porter Robinson.

Yo I'm telling you right now r9k. Start listening to edm and dressing like these guys.

You WILL have sex with some 6/10+ bitches.

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lurk moar, newfaggot originally ofc

Imagine not actually like porter and madeon. If u dont like edm unironically there is something wrong with your ears. Worlds and adventure are just fantastic albums.

i kind of look like him but with a weaker jaw.

Dude go to raves. Dress like that. I swear you'll have a 5/10 slutty gf in a month

Dude have you ever realized that if you stop obsessing over pussy maybe yor life would stop being so shitt?
You are literally bitching butthurt crying that some average guy did something with his life and reaps the benefits of his effort

While you are jacking it there are millions of men out there getting money and fame and status and bitches

Girls should be the last of your worries mann

It's the cancer that is killing edm. Just like rezz. That whole live act is the most boring thing I've ever seen on drugs.

Its just nice because all the hot girls migrate to his set. Then they all want shoulder rides and will make out with you.

Ive never actually been to a rave. I hear they're all about peace love and respect or some shit like that. are they actually fun, beyond how boring you say the live sets are?

then wtf are doing on r9k dumb ass nigga?

This guy is such a faggot though. He literally has a cult following on twitter.

I don't dream to make annoying music for some zoomer retards. And I don't even care about girls. It's just unfair because as you can see, that nigga is an ugly jew.

Shroud?

They are fun as fuck. No one is mean there because everyone is too fucked up on drugs. It's like an orgy with clothes on.

Its just random fucking fun dude. Try it. It's not that expensive if you don't have to travel far. Find local shows.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sWcVLgLTGVo

As a concert goer that's been to about a dozen big music festivals and 100+ different shows of EDM sets, alt rock, rock, metal, and rap, EDM goers are the most respectful, even if they're not on drugs, but most are. Definitely a good vibe.

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>girls can like someone solely because theyre rich and famous

woah...

what the fuck are you doin on r9k? genuinely curios

>have fame
>attract women
absolutely groundbreaking news

Dude plenty of faggots and weirdos have following
Check out that Chris watts guy
Hell even Charlie Manson does

It doesnt make sense to even care about it cause as lame as it sounds dude it does not affect you
Like literally if some girls wanna obsess over twitter let them

I hate Jews as much as the next guy but theres no real way to fight it man

Because I still like the threads here and often times, relate to the people here? Even though i'll probably get a bunch of responses from election tourist redditors screaming "REEEEEEEEEE LIAR CHAD FUCK OFF NORMIE", it's a genuine answer

just be famous bro

>Hardwell??? Tiesto??? Martin Garrix??? I don't like any of them.
I like all three of them, in fact I'm listening to Tiesto right now :)

youtube.com/watch?v=AmEIemQfk34

youtu.be/AewNd29wRUM

Let's go back in time a little

He's cute. But I wouldn't date him.

Also they "worship" joji. Yeah not FF fucking Joji FeelsBadMan

edm is trash

This one is for you buddy

youtu.be/ALZHF5UqnU4

lmao what the fuck, i had to look up who that was.
didn't know porter turned into such a jewy looking faggot.
Makes sense, douche is from chapel hill, nothing but rich bitch kids.
Also literally who gives a flying fuck about what dumbass basic whores think? Their opinions are universally shit and they only like what's fed to them.

jesus christ this is fucking cringe

this looks fucking based
who is he?

Antti Salonen, some guy interested in techno.

I can't believe 5 years ago I found this song catchy. What the fuck was I thinking?
Literally "do do bap de dap".

Of course this is/was mainstream. It's horseshit.

this is so bright and saccharine it makes me choke.
try something a bit darker
youtube.com/watch?v=pvEdwl88J2U

youtu.be/lPVBrRd9wCo

Minimal progressive techno

Not techno, that's tech house aka techno's retarded mainstream EDM cousin.

Here's some more pitch black minimal techno
youtube.com/watch?v=cGX-sZy2NyM

Porter Robinson is gay as hell and his only good song was better when it was remixed by Anamanaguchi. All his newer shit I listened to just sounds like your typical pump me up, feel good pop music

Even ABSRDST is better and I'm pretty sure he's a faggot with a mighty ducks fetish

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Posting good electronic music while we're at it

youtube.com/watch?v=jRjSG0eTMEY

youtu.be/CIONAMljK3U

Tech house isn't bad

You don't think this is good? You know Virtual Self is porter right?

youtube.com/watch?v=hfPnq3i4Udw

>good electronic music
>posts odesza

Coachella is that way ->

>Gatekeeping electronic music

You sound like a faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=_JiM7zfPWHc

>walking into mainstage be like

Lol what? Odesza is fine. I love their live set.

I've always been more of a junglist myself ukno what I mean
youtube.com/watch?v=ga7qgjm9evE

electronic music is in dire need of gatekeeping

youtu.be/HaFsrI-80Dg

youtu.be/tgSAqihwd7Q

No it isn't, nothing is in need of gatekeeping, people are allowed to like whatever they want to like you fucking faggot

yes, they may be allowed to like whatever they like, but I reserve the right to call anyone's taste shit.
And Odesza is just pop music, it has nothing to do with club music.

So I take you are a fan of the man they call DJ Khaled aka Homogeneous Khalidius

like legit all the people who are into mainstream EDMshit just need to explore more
youtube.com/watch?v=jTexkoxBzjk

You've never listened to Porter Robinson. He's one of the most beloved figures in electronic music.

Yeah it's a peculiar thing.

Same thing with metalheads. Some of the most respectful human beings at a venue when they aren't headbanging.
Meanwhile country fans just fuckin trash the place.

Hot damn, is this lame.

u don't get it

posting some good electronic music

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBlO4dys9AE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=t__KQv1Prms
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHfvYmVDXo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_tT2Z2Tro
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUNiOnWxTJs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KeOv7SyuZe4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAr4osf9pI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8JYRjANis
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8TIK9ah8I
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ow2cS5cyI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k0MPgKG8oh4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nfKDqMC3JA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNCCKVfHtFM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKn1Ke4hVQ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SUTqM7JeTUY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlbHnoUlyI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5W-7G-ymx7o
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg1fDyOZb4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTO8JzG7fdw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5prOi4-zCqY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ5L_wlzwU

he doesnt make trap or big room trash like most popular producers, his music is okay
only good tiesto is classic tiesto
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIgN7eICn4
tech house isnt really mainstream

>tech house isnt really mainstream
then how come whenever go to a night advertised as "techno" it's mostly just tech house shit?

Cool Rafs tho.

I was there for that, truly the most autistic crowd I've ever been in. People sitting on the ground and refusing to move while asian trains try to make their way through. Gave up half way and went to see based Ferry Corsten who isnt a meme di like porter.

no one really listens to tech house, mainstream electronic music is what you can hear on the radio like big room house, trap, future bass, brostep etc.

Never heard of her in an original way

youtube.com/watch?v=YrxCw-y3Plc
Jesus you need to fuck off you absolute faggot, how do chump normalbitches listen to this shit??
Sorry edgybro but that's pretty bad

He has good facial structure, he looks fashionable, and he's semi-famous. Not really what I think of when I think "dork".

How he get that power in the first place.

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