"Any recent sexual activity user?"

im black toes intolerant

was she hot? totally original

Damn... Niggers look like that!?

Had sex with a girl in January, did oral on each other unprotected, had vag and anal sex with a condom on.

Had sex with a girl last night unprotected and I nutted inside her.

What are you doing after work?

Why do you regret doing that?

> "No"
Why would I care about what strangers think about me?

She was kind of hot, but she's a thot. The regret comes from the fact that I was kinda drunk - I always imagined I'd lose it with someone I care about.

Plus the whole 'sex' part was kind of a mess.

Ok then? 19 year old boy? What's your point?

>sorry i legally have to ask these questions even though you answered before and we both know the answers already

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>unprotected oral

When the fuck is oral ever protected?

I can't find black women attractive. I have over 5000 images of cute girls saved and none of them are black.

It should be. Saliva has many bacteria that can cause problems if it enters the piss tubes.

And just to make it even worse, I have a bit of a fetish for women in scrubs, for some incomprehensible fucking reason.

>"Are you satisfied with your sex life?"
>"Technically no, but it's not because my penis doesn't work."
>And she did not ask again.

he needed something to humblebrag about.

Condoms and dental dams.

based + colonizationpilled

Because I cant post a thread i will derail this thread.

Hey Jow Forums,
I was here a couple of weeks ago and told of my method on how to get laid. I would solicit a girl on a social media platform with a pseudonym and ask if they would like to make 4k, I would say the only reason I was asking is because I have a brother who is still a virgin and autistic. It has worked 40 times over the course of a year.

> I never pay them
> I never use my real name
> I always use a vpn
> I always send a corrupted image of myself
> even though this is not illegal per say.

I would just like to say today was the last. I do not wish to do this anymore as it seems it has only been this year that my libido has unbearably sky rocketed. I will post my latest catch.

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Trust me man, in not bragging. I wish I hadn't done it. If you're still a virgin, please make sure you lose it on your own terms, don't rush into it.

She is very tall for a woman but the pussy was nice and pink.

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Please fuck off and parasitize something else. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

No

Very very tight too I might add

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I'll post some text logs fpr validity

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>tats
no thanks user.

>going to such lengths for shit pussy
Im glad Im not as desperate as you

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GO ON, originallyally of course

i know women are kinda stupid but if this is real...????????
like wtf?
why wouldn't they demand 2k before and 2k after?

Many do but they are so greedy and value themselves so lowly, that they will still chance it even if you say that you will only pay after. Hope is hard wired into them, so it is easy to manipulate younger, unknowing women with these things.

I will after I post some of these texts.

Women are easy to manipulate, deal with it.

Oops didn't post the text

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51333085
fuck off and die, hijacker

>women are easy to manipulate
And STDs are easy to catch

>Have donated blood 5 times
>they always have to ask the same questions
>"Have you had unprotected in the last 3 months"
>"Have you had protected in the last 3 months"
>"Have you had unprotected in the last year"
>"Have you had protected in the last year"
>"Have you had unprotected with a person of the same gender"
I am trying to help someone and they keep humiliating me

You think I honestly give a fuck what I catch at this point in my degeneracy?

MOAR
iginally

oral herpes -> your dick = you got genital herpes.

Here you go my buddy ol' pal. She is asking if she is going to be paid or not rn begging me. Lol

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Bad karma my man

He has clearly crossed a line. But let's keep going and see what happens

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please do a greentext story of one example of when you did this, starting from how you first started messaging them

it could be that girl, or someone more interesting

You've seen my dick size. God knows women don't need something so pathetic.

Yes. I've been on Grindr and taken it up the ass and in the mouth lately

reddit spacing (which no longer exists on reddit and has always been in common use on this site and usenet)

yes

reddit spacing (which no longer exists on reddit and has always been in common use on this site and usenet)

male

Tell me what law I have broken lol

Plenty of moral ones. Also you're going to hell. But I don't care post moar.

> be me
> be in sexless relationship after being in one with consistent sex.
> loved her but no sex
> I need sex omg
> Get a meet me and get a fake image
> pretend to be a modeling agent for a few months in order to get nudes, would offer 600-800 dollar a shoot but they needed to send me samples
> Got a few girls I knew in schools pictures.
> slowly became not enough. I needed to fuck.
> one day after not having sex for a month, I go on meet me out of anger.
> based on my experience women will do shit for money.
> was in mid 20's
> set parameters to 18-19 because they are the most desperate for money, especially if thy do drugs.
> Finally settle on a girl who is 18 miles from me
> no chance of running into them in public
>"Hey want to make 4 grand"
> she says yes but she wants to be paid up front
> tell her she will be paid after or nothing
> she accepts
> I tell her I have an autistic brither who is a virgin and I would like someone to take his virginity
>she still accepts
> I give her a snapchat that is supposed to be my autistic brothers
> we message on snap, thinks im cute but it was probably just because of the money
> we meet up and have some of the best sex I had in years.
> afterward I dont talk to her for weeks, in my autistic persona I pretended I had no idea there was payment involved.
>told she wants the money but she will deal with that between her and "him". Say okay.
> she wants to be fwb, primarily so I will eat her pussy.
> have 3some with her
> fuck her late at night.
> cum in her and shit.
> she eventually starts to suspect and I drop her.

Tbh some of these hoodwinks are tiring to pull off. So that's why I am stopping.

What is immoral about using sluts?

I mean you're a sociopath but whatever. Please post moar green text and pics

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The karma already happened in the bedroom, she kept accidently farting. Probably the funniest experience I have had in a while.

I don't really know what I am, I may be a sociopath but it is hard to tell, therefore I don't care enough to delve deeper into my psyche. Also, will do haha.

N-no s-senpai, i-i mean doctor

You are one of the scummiest pieces of shit the world has ever seen and you are exactly why men should be castrated you fucking piece of shit if I was her I would fuck your life up and do everything in my power to make you kill yourself i hope you burn in hell

LMAO YOU ARE SEETHING

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yup
>proceeds to rape her

shut up boomer/millennial. You are probably not even half the man he is. Age doesn't make a man.

lost mine to a fat whore cheating on her husband I met through POF when I was 20. Instant regret, didn't cum, tried again at a motel a couple days later and didn't cum again. Was disgusted with myself

>defending women in 2019

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That's bretty hot user, my fetish is losing my virginity to an older woman too. Older women turn me on more because I have a mommy fetish. Would never fuck my real mom though, that's just weird.

>Please pull down your pants and bend forward

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Why are qt black chicks like this so rare? She's amazing but the chances of seeing someone like her irl is next to none.

>caucusoid facial features
>n*gger
Sorry but there are dark skinned caucusoids, and they are white even though their skin is dark. Deal with it.

this isn't argentina, this is the real world

I'm not sure anymore, but we already had a thread about this.
It's a slightly different nigger race.
West or east african something something.

no
not even masturbation
ever

Whatever she is, she blows most white girls out of the water.
Would love to cuddle up to her.

>humblebrag
Go back to fucking plebbit you fag

O-ok... please be gentle, miss

I always wonder why the cute girls go into nursing. It's such a grueling job it just grinds you down the hours are horrible and the stuff you do is disgusting. By the time they are 40 they look like they've been thrown through a meat grinder, they're obese, probably have some kind of chronic pain, and have prematurely aged.

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>knows current plebbit formatting
>pretends spacing and plebbit spacing are the same thing

Fuck off faggot

You agree defending an actual prostitute lol. If you were that woman youd sell your body for 4k. This is not a good thing.

It increases their chances of meeting a doctor.

>cute girls
my drs office is 100% goblinas with shaved eyebrows and that weird pencil drawing in its place.

I-I'm uhhhh c-celibate....

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>so no sex
>have you been exercising at all?

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Does giving me a boner count you naughty cunt

>32 years old this year
>fucked 14 women
>just started fucking a nice native girl
>got 3 others I am talking to but will probably not fuck

Confidence and just being able to be an asshole is pretty much my only game.

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It keeps me up at night. I want to move on

Im a Eunuch
What about you

I'm telling you now, aim for younger women. I know it's harder, but seriously try.

You are a God amongst men.

I love you user

Soliciting for prostitution is in fact illegal.

>Nothing recent, no.

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>tfw have ample opportunity to get laid but won't bc really bad PE

Thanks user, if people get more interested. I'll post my lays

I matched with a qt black nurse on hinge. She stood me up twice. Then ghosted me after I called her out when she wanted to try for a third. A month later I got had to go to the hospital for injury. She was my nurse but I don't think she recognized me usually people never do and I had a haircut and glasses. Doctor jokingly tried to hook me up with her after my exam Cuz she is single. I think they were both expecting me to agree or ask for her number. But I just stood there like a retard until I got my paperwork.

I bet money that nigga RN is mostly an aid or glorified CNA for their shift. Every single nigger that works on my hall is always shoved into ass wiping duty because they always fuck up IV dosage or steal drugs from the closet.

Eh, who the fuck cares. If you think the cops are going to come looking for me without a definite name or anything to go on. You're a fucking retard.

We wuz chairHUMPERZ.

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While I admire your ambition and lack of morals/empathy, I have to say that I find it a tad pathetic you had to concoct an elaborate plan like this to get laid.

Yeah they didn't recognize you at all...

It was just a spur of the moment thing, was fun though and I did things I never thought I would. I have nutted in so many girls asses, so many user.

yep,and I have a burning sensation, need a physical exam stat

>By the time they are 40 they look like they've been thrown through a meat grinder,
those were the one that were always ugly
this. The cute ones marry off and have kids and retire or switch to some 3 day a week half days admin position