Why don't you become a nudist user?

Are you allowed to touch it, in places like this?

if no one calls the cops

I go to nudist beaches a lot. You get used to it unless a 10/10 cutie appears. Lots of old people nude. Or entire fucking families with their kids.

FBI! OPEN UP!

>But seriously though that's some shitty parenting, if those beaches are in fact filled with old farts that's just creepy

I'd probably just lay on my stomach all day because my boner would never go away

Ive been a nude kid on a nudist beach. Good times. Nobody molested me, and I was a cute kid. No one gives a shit. I even masturbated to a topless cutie, of course in secret.

Now imagine the thought of some old fuck masturbating to you masturbating to that cutie, kek

Because at least here in Germany the average age on nudist beaches is around 80-90

I had my first sexual experience on a nude beach.
Was 12yo fembot, will greentext if desired

Nah, not interested

Fine type your made up story dude

have it your way then, no green

rest in piss goblina

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>also i'm a grower
this, 100%
I'm a solid 7" despite being a shortfag but when it's soft I might as well be a little baby, with a little baby dick. Just FUCK my dick up fampai. Based moderators and janitors are BASED

>goblina
accurate because i'm a tiny mixed latina

>accurate because i'm a tiny mixed latina
"mixed"
just call yourself a mexican

Ooga booga fat cunt

Also accurate, and I'm not really white passing at all. Not even 56% tier despite being mostly white genetically.

Of course you are. The mixed is redundant.

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Funny you say that since I had to work some orders in a nudist colony today.
>nobody under 55
>nothing sexual going on
>75% of people wore shirts and no pants.
Now granted it's a brisk 74f outside but it's alawys strange when I go there.

>shirts but no pants

Weird.

>Also accurate, and I'm not really white passing at all. Not even 56% tier despite being mostly white genetically.
c-can i see your feet?

I halfway suspect you were the aggressor.

Probably not user, not for free anyways. Last time I gave someone pictures they shared them so I'm kinda not so confident in putting more out there.

ok no problem have a nice life juanita :)

Was this the picture?

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I know man it's strange. Also a lot of them are pretty touchy I have a bunch of them talk to me when I'm out and about there. Another thing is they're mostly white which is strange since Poinciana is full of Spanish folks.

Kek, no.
I'm fatter than that

>Also a lot of them are pretty touchy
tfw no nudist sexual mommy to touch my elbow in a public place :3

Do you have a fat latina ass?

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Yeah about that my dude they're all old people. Like 90% of them are.

>Yeah about that my dude they're all old people. Like 90% of them are.
I'd be ok with it as long as she took care of herself and was still fuckable honestly

There's some pudge in that region, sure. I have a small frame so I think my ass would still be "big" even if I could keep the weight off.

because the type of people that go to nudists beaches are 90% chubby old people with weird boobs or weird bodies or weird penises and 40% are creeps recording and taking pics to upload to pornhub and only like 10% are semi-attractive and you can get kicked out for having an erection. You have to go to the beach at certain times or go to a private nude beach if you plan on cuddling with someone. Intimacy of any kind of prohibited even if it's non-sexual.

>There's some pudge in that region, sure. I have a small frame so I think my ass would still be "big" even if I could keep the weight off.
post pics

>was still fuckable honestly
If your cool with wrinkles and dropy body types I guess that's cool. Most nudists are just old people who stopped giving a shit really.

As long as you dress up as a maid you're fine.

>If your cool with wrinkles and dropy body types I guess that's cool. Most nudists are just old people who stopped giving a shit really.
I'm talking like the spiky haired still horny 55-year-old woman who still paints her toenails

Did you get fat after being molested at 12yo?
I dunno I hear that kind of story a lot

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Yeah those people aren't what you see in nudist colonies or beaches. Just personal experience.

I have a nudest friend and can confirm, Nudists don't want to be thought of as being a fetish so they sperg out anytime someone treats it like one.

No, this sorta my body type but I wasn't as plump back then. Genes I guess.
In my mind, I didn't feel violated or abused or whatever, I wasn't forced into anything and I did and still do see it as consensual. No doubt that it effected me though.

does molly make you act retarded the first time you take it or can you go around in public and act normal?

Was it an older man who groomed you?

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I don't think grooming is the right word. I'll green.
>at beach, went with cousins and some of their friends, not knowing it was a nude beach until we got there
>not really selfconscious about myself but it took me a while before I was comfortable enough for the clothes to come off
>one of the friends is an older girl, she's 17, we're sitting around for a while talking about things
>the beach has these little private sauna huts for people to rent, she invites me into the one her and her bf have rented
>go in, her bf is inside, big guy for me etc. not just because I'm little, he's like 6'5, compared to 4'something me

>mfw reading the spoiler text

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I want my green, do it.

Personally, I had enough of the "see but don't touch" kind o crap for two lifetimes.

>nothing out of the ordinary to start with, we're just together in the steam hut. there's those ladle things in a pool of hot water, the girl is pouring water over him and asks me to help out
>briefly becomes hot water fight, then we're just talking
>talk doesn't get lewd until girl asks about the glances i'm stealing at his dick. Have i ever seen a naked guy before (he was my first upclose), virgin etc
>she's massaging his shoulders, he gets hard and starts stroking his dick
>kinda overwhelmed, i just watch until she asks if i want to touch it. I'm not unwilling, and i'm legit curious aside from just feeling aroused which is still an unfamiliar thing for me
>i touch his dick

Did you at least ride it?

It's not greentext if you spoiler every fucking thing you say.

It's a femoidshit posting so honestly what can you expect?

yeah you were groomed HARD, they were/are a pedo couple. they use the woman to make girls comfortable and then molest the shit out of them.

>amerimuttshit age of consent puritan retardation

I don't believe you.
Why blatantly lie?

dude she was fucking 12. it'd be one thing if she was 14, half the women I know were sluts by then. she was fucking 12.

>he's about 8 inches at full size, i'm unsure about what i should even be doing so i'm just touching it, jerking it slowly or feeling his balls
>i can just about palm them, i remember being more curious about how they would feel to the touch than his dick, they feel big in my hand, and soft, and they're crazy warm
>girl asks me if i'll suck it
>it takes a little convincing from them both, i'm really just concerned about getting into trouble so she locks the sauna door
>i get on my knees and start sucking on his dick, it takes a couple minutes until i can do it even half right because i keep gagging
>i get to suck his balls too but i mostly stick to one at a time, it's difficult fitting both of them in
>he puts a hand on my head to help guide me, he's gentle with me until he's nearing climax, then he gets a little rougher and pushing my head further and further, i'm not taking the whole dick on most pushes but it's uncomfortable for me and i'm starting to cough
>he finishes in my mouth and down my throat, i swallow out of reflex

tl;dr gf sneaks a 12 year old girl into a private location and makes her suck her bf's dick.

Did you do anything else with them after?

Yeah yeah and then everyone clapped
Nice fanfic though would jerk off to it

Am I going to get in trouble if I masturbate to this???

Holy jesus christ almighty, someone call the fbi

no, but it does make you a bad person. as somebody who was molested at a young age the story is making me sick from stress.

You won't get in any trouble. Trust me.

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You a guy or girl?
Were you "molested" by a guy or girl?
Did you get a nut?

I was a guy and I was molested by a two different completely unrelated guys

>"molested"

pedophile spotted

>He's gay
lmao
Nah, I recognize some kids are sluts. Not my style, but who am I too judge

>I recognize some kids are sluts.

I reiterate, pedophile spotted.

>le fucking sluts is bad
Puritan

>get dragged into a locked room at 12 years old by another woman, with no idea a guy was gonna be in there, with the woman actively getting said 12 year old to suck his dick.

>is a slut

I get the feeling you might be mentally ill which would fully explain you posting on Jow Forums

>If you aren't my arbitrary age, you can't have sex!
baka

I'd be comfortable nude if I wasn't circumcised

I can't see how.
kinda pointless, this didn't even happen here, we were all on vacation in france. The guy has actually died since, this was 2008 so i don't know if anything legally could happen? Like, would they have to put her on trial over there?
Girl massaged my tits a little and i gave them both feet massages, and touched bf's dick and balls some more. They bathed me with the ladles too, that was about everything.

there's a difference between having consensual sex and being molested you mentally ill freak

holy autism that is not how females work

I'm too ugly and my heavily christian upbringing makes me ashamed of nudity on a subconscious level. Mostly I'm too ugly.

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Like I said I considered it totally consensual in my mind, I have no negative feelings about it happening.
It's a weird feeling, I know it's not something considered right by mostly anyone but I don't feel like I was the victim of something. It shaped a lot of my sexuality though, I really can't deny that. I'm attracted to guys and girls like her and her bf and it also gave me a /d/ tier fetish for a couple shrinking me and doing things with me while i'm tiny

fuck off. no one wants to hear a fat mexican fembots story. you were literally told that when you first asked if you should greentext it
and quit spoilering everything retard

Having a Mexican sex slave to share with a spouse sounds okey dokey.

Please someone answer this. How the fuck are you supposed to not get a boner when you are surrounded by 9/10 naked grills everywhere I must know this

holy fucking newfag

stop fucking responding to females you guys

That sort of relationship would in practice be weird I think, a fwb type scenario would probably be better.

Why is it always old as fuck people? Can Yuros explain this please?

you would at least think its just horny fat middle aged fucks but no, its literal senior citizens. maybe its cultural or something

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it used to be young people in the 70s. Now those young people are old, and many modern young people have absorbed some American cultural norms and no longer feel comfortable being nude in public.

They just don't give a fuck.

>live in prude puritan-land
>nudity is somehow worse than murder

Come on now, murder is slightly worse.