Why not just fuck a fat girl? Pic related was visiting my town for work and let me fuck her bareback the night we matched. I even came inside her. Never heard from her again.
>in before muh standards
>in before making fun of me for pounding a porker
No shit shes fat. I said that. But I still got hard and still got to bust a nut inside of a warm, wet pussy without a condom. You havent.
Yeah and who else do you think this low tier bitch let's shoot inside her pussy?
Have fun with your herpes
>Why not just fuck a fat girl?
even fat chicks have standards
Because it is disgusting as fuck
even fat chicks won't match with me on tinder. they disgust me, but it still kind of hurts.
>going bareback with chicks from Tinder
Lmao, good job OP
I already had herpes from my ex GF so big whoop. Almost everyone who is sexually active does. Nobody gives a shit.
Thats true but if you super like them on an app they WILL match you, and if you just learn how to manipulate their insecurity theyre remarkably easy to fuck. Pic related is another chubster I fucked without a condom. She did ass to mouth. Let me fuck and finger her asshole and sucked them both clean.
If you arent trying to pork fatties youre a volcel
Besides the fact that your story is bullshit, I don't like the idea of casual sex, and no woman would want me regardless of her body shape.
>brags about porking someone who was probably desperate for some dick
Pic related
Have you tried super liking them? They respond well to it in my experience. Although I am also Jow Forums.
Thank you. I have barebacked several fat girls including pic related because they will beg you to degrade them
shes not only fat, shes also old ('82) and ugly. Id rather jack off.
>calls her desperate for dick as if thats not my entire fucking point
Quite a revelation there! You really made me reconsider my life choices
>your story is bullshit
Lmao dude go to Jow Forums and ask them how easy it is to find a fat chick who will fuck you like a porn star. If you can get past the sight of folds and you use scented lubes to cover up their smells you can fuck them like pigs
>Almost everyone who is sexually active does.
Imagine unironically thinking this
I mean you can literally google this, but okay incel.
>37 is too old
She learned to suck a mean dick over the years, volcel
myself and plenty of other people i know resort to fatter or uglier women when we can't get any. nothing wrong with that.
No need to google to know that having sex everyday with someone who doesn't have herpes will not give you herpes you degenerate.
>Go on Jow Forums and listen to a whole bunch of insecure manlets invent stories about how how many women they get
I would prefer not to.
Finally another fatpilled robot. Any pics? Do you use condoms? Whats the nastiest thing a slampig has done for you? Pic related did ass to mouth with me and gave me a rimjob during head
No fucking shit people who stick to one monogamous relationship their whole life dont get herpes. But you dont have a wife or gf and if youre here you probably wont get one, so thats irrelevant.
Your best option is a fat slut
I don't want casual sex, that's why. Why are there so many posts about sex on this board anyways? I don't remember it being that bad in the past.
>i dont want casual sex
Lame cope. Casual sex is hot as hell and if you get the right girl you can fuck like a goddamn porn star
You seem pretty stupid, don't @ me again, fat fucker.
What if she's pregnant , did you think of your future? Can you raise a child?
Fat chicks get me so hard
Do you have any more pics of her
Nudes preferred
>people who stick to one monogamous relationship their whole life dont get herpes
I had herpes before I even had my first kiss, so you are factually wrong.
>Never heard from her again
This is why you shouldn't.
Almost fucked this landwhale once but she insisted I eat her out first but the pussy stank was so bad I bailed so she gave me a handjob and then kicked me out
>not wanting a soft mommy gf
Lol fine be an incel for life. More chubsters like pic related for me! She came right over to my house for dinner for our first date and I nutted in her period pussy before we even ate. Called me daddy all night and cleaned up my kitchen after I cooked. This could be your life.
The vast majority of women who hook up with guys are on birth control. Also I keep a few Plan B pills on hand.
Lindsey, from claimed she was pregnant, but mysteriously never messaged me again after I said I would insist on abortion. So clearly she was full of shit. She was just wanting me to actually date her lol (pass)
She didnt send nudes because she actually sells them and does findom cuckery online, but she did send me this cringy ass pic from her porny instagram. She must have been a brainlette if she actually thinks that face is sexy
Rookie mistake. You NEED flavored lube on hand with these girls. I use pic related
Yeah, I was totally heartbroken when I didnt get the chance to fall in love with an obese woman from another state with three kids who let me bareback her in a motel room the same hour we met.
So I put this lube on and then eat her out? Thanks user I honestly appreciate it
>on OKC
>Fat girl starts messaging me
>She has fucking enormous tits
>Eventually tells me that she is house sitting for her sister for a week
>She's lightweight drunk because she is so nervous
>Makes me food and eventually I end up titty fucking her while she deep throat me.
If we only she had the ass of my current gf. Fat girls are fun tho, they will activately try to fatten u up tho
>This could be your life.
Yikes no, glad to know there's someone fucking the fatties I'm dodging though, sad you have to go through the whole process of dating aps to get the scraps
Fucked a thick girl off tinder last night, she had 34 F tits. I'm a tit man so I was pretty ok with this.
Don't want peta on my back for fucking a drunk beached whale.
no pics lol most people don't take pics of themselves having sex with random hookups. i always use protection, unless i'm in a long term relationship. i don't go for obese girls though or crack head looking types of women either, but i don't mind chubby, and girls with "ugly" faces. the more nasty stuff i do, like fucking trannies, is with ecorts.
>Meet girl on tinder that was chubby but mehh oh well
>Meet up with her and she is both a master of deceiving photos and a land whale.
alrightdickyougotmeintothis
>She sucks me off and I get hard
>With the lights off I put it in her from behind and start harpooning the whale
>After a couple of minutes the smell gets to bad and I have to stop.
>Go to the bathroom and there is a brown smudge above my dick where she didn't wipe her ass enough.
>I washed up in her shower the best I could and after awkward apologies I left.
>going raw into fat tinder women
seems like a great way to end up a father or std ridden.
If you've rawdogged even once in your life you probably have herpes and don't know it
>Casual sex is hot as hell
It is hot as hell, because you will burn in hell from it.
>You havent
Yeah, I did - inside a gorgeous woman that even r9k posters have called a 10/10.
Holy shit I lol'd out loud that's my nightmare
Yeah, give her a halfass massage as you get her undressed. Use it to get her pussy good and wet with your hands, and as a bonus it will feel so good for her (they rarely get a guy to put in even a halfass effort to please THEM), theyll get super fuckin horny, and you can flip them over and massage their asses, bringing their assholes into the game. I personally LOVE eating fat girls asses, so if you have them lay face down and prop their hips up on a pillow, you can lick their assholes out while you finger them. I have rimmed every fat girl i fucked except one who wasnt clean enough for it, and they MELT for a guy who will actually go down on them. Finger her with your fingers in a downward hook to get the bumpy g spot. Then as theyre still face down on your bed, you get up on your knees and finger them, and start rubbing your cock on their thighs. You can have them put their legs together, and fuck their thighs for a few minutes while you finger and spank them. They will be BEGGING you to slip in at this point, and wont likely give a single fuck about a condom.
Once you try to please them and get inside of them, fat girls are your fucking sex slaves, and they LOVE IT. There are exceptions, but most of them will let you fuck their soft asses too.
Ive fucked thin girls too, and real talk: healthy women are way more pleasant to look at and date obviously, but if you just close your eyes behind them, fat girls are amazing in bed.
> Almost everyone who is sexually active does. Nobody gives a shit.
Who let you believe this?
Prostitutes are also a good option. Nice choice
>the girls im dodging
Lmao!
Youre not dodging anyone you sad incel.
If you're posting on r9k URS 100% going to hell.
Having a fat slurps your balls while you push her super huge boobs against your cock is only going to a minor offense.
Nope, it spawned in a thread where people claimed you had to be attractive or be rich in order to get an attractive woman. They kept insisting I must be attractive because my wife is very attractive.
youre so fucking retarded you probably dont even know what hsv1 and hsv2 are
Im a cyborg who goes to bars with normies. Barebacking is fairly common. Nobody gives a fuck about STDs in current year
>he doesnt keep sanitizing wipes on hand
>he didnt know about flavored lube
Fuckin rookie. You think im just licking assholes without cleaning? Youre only right some of the time, lol. Some girls are self conscious about the cleanliness of their assholes though so it helps relax them if you wipe them with an alcohol wipe first. Plus the alcohol is cooling and then your warm tongue gives a sensation that makes them coo
How do these fat girls smell? I mean you're a fucking adult, you can't wash your ass right? You don't shower and scrub before hand? This is another reason I'm volcel, humans are repulsive. I'm a fat ass but girls always say I smell good, I'm always scrubbing, using colognes, lotions, scented oils etc
Fucking people are goddamn pigs.
Lmao post some proof then
They sweat a lot and the folds between rolls gets musty throughout the day
>How do these fat girls smell?
Fucked a fattie once, never again. I prefer to not fuck rather than to try and fold over the fat.
I can't imagine how mad you are that there are people breathing the same oxygen who fuck 3/10 and over
>he doesnt lay them face down with their pelvis resting on a stack of pillows and fuck plumpers doggystyle
Im a cyborg and have fucked attractive girls too. Also thats hilarious of you to brag about when youre not one of them
>Lmao post some proof then
What would you like proof of specifically? Here's the thread to which I was referring.
Most fat girls DON'T smell, this is an excuse that narrow-minded fucks use even though they've never been in the personal space of a woman before, much less a fat one.
thier pussies do smell almost all of the time thanks to the greasy shit they eat
>Match with a fat girl on tinder
>Try to act like a chad
>Say: yeah, I am here just to fuck, and just so that we are clear I want to fuck you in the ass at least once
>Start spilling my spagetthi about how she might reply
>She just replies with: lol, sure but I don't have lots of experience with anal other than some rimming and a little ass play with a finger
>Everything is going smooth, she sends me a picture, turns out she is even fatter than she looks in profile pic.
>We agree to go meet at some place
>Start to panic a day before, realizing that I might lose my virginity to some fat blob slut.
>Contact her the night before, tell her something came up, block her from everything
Did I fuck it up? After I fapped my mind realized that it was probably a bad idea
>You havent.
But I have though
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm dating a fatty similar in size to pic related, she does eat like shit, but her pussy does not smell bad at all. You fags are always so full of shit.
Girls with poor hygenine reek in general, I'll admit more fat/chubbies have poor personal hygiene than skinny girls but I'm not fucking those ones
>I-I have fucked attractive girls too I swear !
One fat girl doesn't equate 2 normal girls
You fucked up,
She was down for NSA which means it doesn't matter.
She also could have been better in person
Of your alleged 10/10 wife who is addicted to your jizz
> . But I still got hard and still got to bust a nut inside of a warm, wet pussy without a condom. > You havent.
How'd you think you were born faggot.
I shafted your mom.
>'m dating a fatty similar in size to pic related
Some people have all the luck.
>being this beta
Welp. You had your chance and blew it. Enjoy being a wizard
>Why not just fuck a fat girl?
Because I started working out, grooming properly and wearing better clothes so I can fuck better women now. Once my confidence started increasing, my openness to fucking fatties started decreasing. Nothing about them is attractive and even when I was fucking them, I was never really into it. They'r severely limited on positions and stamina and their asses are usually hard and they stink.
>their asses are usually hard
Why? Is this a flat ass white people thing?
She was willing to let you put it in her ass. You blew it.
Fatties are gross
I've fucked enough fat girls in my life to not need to do it ever again.
>Why? Is this a flat ass white people thing?
I did notice the fat white chicks had harder asses than the fat black chicks and their asses were almost square like
Fuck. And back then I made a thread here asking, and everyone was telling me to avoid her like the plague, since back then I had a pic of her. Now everyone here tells me that I screwed up
checked. why do you have anons from this shithole telling you what to think and do? if you want to fuck a fattie in the ass, then go fuck a fattie. if you don't like fatties, then you don't have to fuck fatties.
its not a difficult concept.
Jow Forums is full of fags, of course they would act repulsed by fat women.
You do realize that if this wasn't a difficult concept for me, I wouldn't be a virgin at 26yo
I don't want to fuck a woman. I want to marry a woman. I'm not going to marry a girl who is over 200lbs because it would bring shame to my family.
>I already had herpes from my ex GF
I pity you.
I've gotten laid so much but zero STDs.
>But you dont have a wife or gf and if youre here you probably wont get one, so thats irrelevant
Your post is irrelevant then.
No likes you nor believes you.
I pity the guy who likes eating shit.
i wanted to marry pic related when i was younger but now we're not in the same country and shes probably not fertile anymore so no kids
the whole thing is depressing
Why would I care about your opinion, incel?
How are you such a goddamn brainlet? Fucks sake. Fucking fat girls is an alternative to inceldom. Thats the point of the whole goddamn thread.
You might just want to give up and off yourself though
Come back to this board when youre over 18 junior
K. Nobody gives a shit about herpes or HPV faggot
R9k is a bunch of self hating little edgy jealous incels dude. You could have a date with Selena Gomez and they would try to talk you out of it. All they know is wallowing in envy, hate, and self destruction
this thread is dead post fatties
after you anno
I've come inside of many fat girls; they're squishy, soft, and warm. I like them a lot. They're usually up for your weird fetish shit, too.
Most of them have standards just as high as skinny women or higher, though. I'm just fortunate enough to both be handsome and have a thing for big girls. I honestly believe I would be a virgin if not for that.
Sure hting mi amgio
My favorite thing to have them do is sit on my face. They're usually hesitant to do that at first, but enough sweet words gets me what I want eventually. Just make sure to never allude to her weight in any way, be earnest and honest about what you want to do with her, and be excited.
I love kissing and licking their pussies and assholes. It's fucking intoxicating.
Unfortunately, a lot of fat girls usually have bad personality quirks that are tied in some way to their food addiction. I've dated two that had good personalities, and I really enjoyed the relationship... Also, there's something special about your girlfriend being a giant, soft pillow you can rest on and fuck.
How fat do you anons like your girls? Is pic related too much?
>tfw no qt fat redhead gf to pin me down and milk me dry
Not big enough my friend
>love fat chicks since before I can remember
>finally beat anxiety, depression, lose my acne
>getting the slightest bit of confidence
>realize I'm too short to fuck fat chicks
Manlet + fat girl fetish is a true fucking curse
Mate I couldn't even talk to a fat chick
>You will never get suffocated by her ass
Feels bad
I would legit make love to this girl until I passed out.
Her face is so uglyhot