/r9gay/ - #639

nobody made a new thread edition

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Hello, op
How are you then

That half hour without a thread was the lonelliest I've felt in a long time

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This is going to be the last r9gay thread ever according to my horoscope

>"The cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die."
We're all going to make it, gaybros.

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Yang2020 so my NEETs in the US will become eligible bfs

i fell asleep by mistake, so now i'll have trouble sleeping in 3 hours when i was originally supposed to sleep
also >tfw no bf
thanks for asking

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alright you fags, who didn't make the new thread while I was gone?

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Any american would kindly import me so we can be neet bfs together?

>want to get BLACKED
>don't want to get STDs
>don't want to use a condom
How do I fix this gaybros?

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Quit shilling your retarded politician.

>that feeling when no cool boyfriend teaching me how to be originally cool

What the fuck is the deal with you amerimutts and your disgusting racist fetishes?

What are you listening to r9gay?

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What type of haircut do you want your bf to have?

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WROOM WROOM

>whingeing about racism
>user literally wants to have sex with a black guy

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Been there, you're basically fucked. Just take a nap or something and drink coffee - better yet monster

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I just clicked randomly, it is surprisingly enjoyable.
Just ignore the image.
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Come on you can't seriously be this retarded. Do you even know what racism means?

You either stop your whorish ways or
>be you
>be horny
>worry about stds
>get so horny you dont care
>get std
>cry a lot

Newfag from Jow Forums here. I generally thought this entire board was a cancerous shithole not worth saving. I've only come across these threads in the past few days, but you guys are some of the nicest, most wholesome, and most importantly, understanding people I have talked to in a long time. Seeing that there were other guys out there with the same interests as me, seeing that I wasn't alone in the world has been a huge boost for me as my birthday approaches. I'm still lonely and have a lot of problems, but for the first time in months I've regained hope. From the bottom of my heart, thank you guys. Truly.

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>3 viewer video

user... Is this yours?

Eurobeats pretty cool

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>tfw no sub weeb bf to play vidya and MMOs with who also lives in the US

posting this until i fucking die

is this the newest copypasta, i thought we were done with those

No, that would be this one without any good tracks
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Something about this kind of haircut really does it for me. It just makes a guy look so young, yet masculine and assertive imo.

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Hey man, thats wonderful to hear

Always makes me happy when a fellow poster is happy!

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Thoughts?

No, I've just had some really nice convos in my short time here that have really helped me mentally.

I'm just gonna say that the first video you linked was too spooky for me! I got scared listening to it so had to stop

Also do you speak japanese? Pretty cool if you do!

Trannies are fucking disgusting, that is my first and last thought.

>sampled shit slowed down
kys

It is just a slowed version of this
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If you're worried about anything subliminal, then you should also just stop consuming any pop music, or most music really. The top hits have some weird stuff for sure. Unless you had another reason for being scared.

Nope, I just use google translate.

I get bored a lot. Would be truly unwise to post my main here.

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"Racism is the belief in the superiority of one race over another."
Yeah I think you're the retarded one here.

If real, then that warms my heart greatly.

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Hey dont be rude to anons!

Ah okay well it sounds spooky even the normal version

Do you wish to learn japanese one day? I think it would be cool to learn an asian language but I dont think I'll ever be able to

This board really has earned a lot of its reputation but there's still a core of people who don't let themselves get brought down by the overwhelming negativity you see in most Jow Forums threads, even with the board's perception as incel central you can still find reasonably well-adjusted people in the right threads who just happen to find the board's oddball nature and the candidness made possible by anonymity interesting

>He consideres himself well adjusted

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kill yourself like actually

I have considered but by god it is difficult so my current goal is italian.
Tu sono un bello ragazzo!
Visiting japan is definitely on my list, especially with a bf. Or italy with a bf, that would be great too.

So are most of you, gay bots, involuntarily celibate as well? Or have you at Least broken the shells of timidness?

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Volcel, now VolOcel

Yeah I'm gonna try japanese at some point, really wanna visit the country some day and would be good to have the basics now
I'm gonna study French this spring though, so idk when I'll have time for Japanese

Visiting a foreign country with a bf would be really fun!

>/gaygen/ poster
get out please, you dont belong here

you dont belong here you dont have self diagnosed anxiety teehee

kys

Do you post in gay threads on int

Probably best you concentrate and get really good at French first. I love that language, people always hate on it for some reason.
Have you heard hardy?
youtube.com/watch?v=3pQJkcAY-mo

technically no. Had sex once and only once to my one and only ex. It was a bit of a short relationship too, mostly thanks to him suggesting we end it. I could probably hookup with another guy if I really worked for it, but I don't really want that. I just want a bf to have a wholesome relationship with. For the moment, I'm just focusing on life. I'll probably leave the bf catching for later.

Melancholy brought us here and melancholy will get us out. But sadness is often a breeding ground for hatred, and as Jow Forums spread its tentacles across the rest of the site like a metastatic cancer, Jow Forums became more violent and more hateful towards any other that doesn't share our plight. Still, for some of us, melancholy is still the core of the reason why we're here, and we wish no harm to befall any.

The language is lovely, I haven't seen many people hate on it

Yeah I've heard some of her, I really love "La maison ou jai grandi" here's the Swedish version of that song!

youtube.com/watch?v=YE0-KWo_dhs

>kys
alright dude, just make sure to mark all your future posts with a dick pic so i and everybody else know who to avoid

How come it ended so soon? Did you guys not mix quite well?

Voluntarily? I doubt that.
As soon as the weebs and larpers go, I'll follow.
> Have a relationship
> Only have sex once
I'm not even going to ask how exactly that turned out. But you're not getting a boyfriend without having sex with the candidates, that's for sure. Nobody will buy a car without a test-drive.

Thanks guys. I'm from two threads ago. When I saw that there were guys who genuinely shared the same interests and desires as me, and that the life I want to live is not just some fantasy but actually possible, it was very uplifting. I don't feel so hopeless or lonely anymore.
Yeah, I don't engage in the ERP tho. I'm the 5'7 bisexual american guy.

>Nobody will buy a car without a test-drive.
that sentence makes me want to throw up

He's not me, by the way, but I would gladly mark my posts with sexually explicit images if it means I won't have to interact with a prudish virgin queen like you.

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Haha that's scary, I'm Swedish myself. Now I'm the one getting spooked

Interesting, thou it sounds more similar to happy Belinda than the Hardy song. I really do like Hardy, almost learned french just because some of her songs. My favorite is probably voila

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Okay mister cool guy. Am I supposed to post evidence now?

Right there with you. Absolutely revolting.

Det ar en liten varld haha

Voila is wonderful, I really should listen more to her, she's amazing
Here's another song I like by her
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>As soon as the weebs and larpers go, I'll follow.
the weebs are literally the people who originally made this general so i dont get your point, you are intruding on their territory you blown out normalfag

>tfw no cute short hispanic bf to give headpats and snuggles to

Ah, american puritanism.
Remember, the moralistic roots of this abomination of sex is from the same core values that abhor faggotry. It must be a nice whirlwind in your mind to try to conciliate both things.

how do I know if I'm really gay or just lonely and memed myself into gay? I never thought I was gay at all until I was like 22 and I'm 27 now and still not sure

And the answer cant get a bf/have sex cause I try that and can't

22 is really freaking late dude, you might be prison gay

I had gay feelings when I was like 6..

Ar du svensk?

I really digged that album, had many catchy tunes. Really do like all her acoustic songs. Le premier bonheur du joir is one that comes to mind. Haven't been able to catch anything else french that's equally interesting. Oh wait yes, how could I forget this guy
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>you should let every person you are interested in have sex with you because that's how gay people work
yeah no thanks, how about you go back to /gaygen/ you std ridden faggot

What is it about cock that is just so great, gaybros? It's like god's gift to man.

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>I never thought I was gay at all until I was like 22
You either aren't gay or you're just bisexual otherwise else you would have realized it earlier.

Not true at all, I've been here for far longer than you are, post election queen.
Let me tell you a secret, did you know that we had gay generals back in 2012, before /hm/ was created, and here, at the very heart of robot central, we used them to share porn? Did you know that? Of course you didn't, you post Oregon shooting fag. Who am I kidding, you're probably a post election retarded thinking he found a safe place to wallow on the internet.

>i can't be racist because i fetishize other races
nah i'm pretty sure it's you who's retarded

Not hispanic but short mexican guy here!

Nah it works fine. Wouldn't have if I didn't see evidence monogamous homo relations can occur. People can't even see I only like males, it is not apparent on my appearance or behaviour. As it should be.

but I never really had straight feelings.. I did kiss a couple guys when I was like 8, but I thought of it as more of a joke, like I was just being funny kissing boys, chasing after them at recess and just kissing them on the lips. And never really lusted after women, but kinda just assumed I was straight. But then, i haven't really gone after men either except online.

>he got so butthurt from the normalfag comment that he decided to revise the entire history of gayposting
turns out you really are a normalfag

>Not hispanic but short mexican guy here!
What? Did you immigrate to Mexico?

Yes sir

Have you listened to her newer stuff? I think I've mostly heard her older music, I'm actually gonna dig into this artist more now thanks to you bringing her up!

Haven't listened a lot to Brel but I like this one
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Unfortunately the only way you can know for sure is to act on your desires and see how that plays out.
I've met some, although rarely, that also only realized they were gay later in life. 5 years is a little too long to blame it on any sort of mental confusion, I suppose you could start to accept that those feelings aren't going away.
But indulge us, how it all started? How did you star to have confusing feelings about your sexuality?

>bisexual
HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I honestly dont know what to tell you

Having sex with people you dont love would be disgusting but having someone fall in love with you only for you to find out you're not gay would also be horrible

Idk can't help you, sorry... If you're attracted to guys even outside of porn you're probably atleast bisexual if not gay

No, worded that wrong, disregard me

Mexicans are Hispanic you dumb spic

Which sector of it?

Likewise, very pleasant music. Have only heard a few songs from her newer stuff, it was alright, bit less energetic for obvious reasons.

Oh nice, classic. Have you heard the scott walker cover of that?

Nice twisting of my words there, friend. Although I don't see any problem in having sex with whom you so desire and vice versa. Your puritanism is showing user. What's wrong, afraid of going to hell for promiscuity? You are already going to hell anyway for being gay, remember that when you preach abrahamic moral values.

cute would give headpats too

>manlet
>spic
actually makes me want to vomit thinking people like that post here

I don't user, but there's something about dick that's mouth watering

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well I started only watching gay porn, but it was like I felt very detached from it. Mostly I just read cringey caption stuff, like an anime pic, and then a caption on the side about a person being subissive. But the gender of the dom seems kind of out of sight out of mind. And then I started going on /hm/ and other gay porn and fapping to that. But like I wasn't thinking about it as I did it and when I become conscious of it, I feel like I don't like it, but my dick is hard. And I never do the same with straight porn, but if I look at a women, I feel like I like that more but don't get hard or do anything to get them. Like, it's like my penis and brain aren't connected

Stop using porn, start interacting with people and just be open and watch what interest you most.

I had to take a step back a couple years ago and careful think over several past events, my actions and emotions before I reached the conclusion.

Pornography and anything online will only confuse you.

yes, yes, sorry, kinda tipsy atm

are you tall?? I like tall guys

no bully cute mexicans

also imagine having this much shit taste

>mutilated
about to puke

You're gonna need your mouth watered if you want to suck that dry ass mutilated dick

Simply put, you're a disgusting whore.

Hmm I dont wanna say exactly where but southern sweden, blekinge/smaland/oland

Ah okay, maybe I'll try to listen to them aswell
Scott walker is one of my favourite musicians honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=AdPJc1Xrogk

Scott walkers Scott is a great album, you've probably heard it though

if you mention one more thing that I like I'll think you're spying on me

>Having sex with people you dont love would be disgusting
M8... That's like... Your opinion, you know?
I suppose you were raised in a very prudish and close minded family to think that sex is some sort of evil devil trickery to get you in hell

Based uncut only poster

... no I'm like average

maybe average for you is tall for me, don't be shy, tell me your height