/britfeel/

In a weird situation. where can i go for genuine relationship advice? i can't imagine any of the lads here would like reading it.

How many lids doing an all nighter tonight? 0_o

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Me, just watching Aquaman then maybe some vidya if I feel like it.

hbu>

Probably gonna play vidya while resisting the urge to play with my willy as I'm now on day 8 of no fap/nut March.

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whats the name of that male cosplayer who did a sexy Gerudo Link?

Are your balls aching yet?
Abit vague mate

Not right now but they did yesterday because I edged a bit.

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Just fannying around on the Long Dark waiting for Spyro to install. In a bad mood desu

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isn't the perfect place for such advice?

what does it mean when the veins in your arms and hands stand out? noticed it happening more recently

only because i woke up at 6pm like
been writing an essay all night because its due wendsday and i dont know fuck all about the content and the new poe league start today at 6pm and i know if i dont get most of it done now i wont do any of it over the weekend

850 words out of 2500

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hardly no fapping lad and be careful not to edge too long

varicose veins or you're getting skinny

>You may also be charged anywhere from 50 to the cost of a night's stay if you have to leave a day or more earlier than expected.
How the hell does that work? A hotel can charge you 50 if you decide to go home early

50 is a random number but the cost of a night's stay is due to you leaving earlier and thereby taking the time slot that another paying customer could have taken, but the hotel couldn't offer because you had booked it.

But you still pay for that night right?
The hotel I'm staying at is 60 a night, I paid 180 upfront so if I leave a night early they still get their money, yet I'm being told if I checkout early they'll charge me an additional 50.

then im not too sure. if you pay upfront i don't see why they would have an issue with you leaving early, makes no sense.

I've never seen the polar express, might watch it now

On you go lad, I'll bite

Tired and stupidly late but dont want to sleep

stupidly early more like amirite lafds am not wrong lads

reeee where is COLA

in t'fridge

Just been pounding her bussy she's sleeping it off

why would you do that to yourself friend?

What do you mean? It was great, very heartwarming film

did we watch the same movie? that animation style freaks me out man. plus, it's not even christmas mate.

crikey lads no naked flames. health and safety would class my room an explosive hazard void of a risk assessment, putting it on par with the hindenberg

METHANE METHAN METHANE

Was gonna have a gay wank but cant be bothered

Yeah the animation was strange but the film was very good.

Today begins a week off work and I have no idea what to do with it. I just know I'm gonna waste it browsing Jow Forums

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>waste it
Have some rest and relaxation lad, thats the whole point of time off anyway. And if you spend most of it browsing Jow Forums with the lads then so be it.

>Nogs at the back of the bus kissing their teeth again
The car lads might be on to something

A week wasted is not always a wasted week lad, as me old gaffer used to say

Morning lads. I'm feeling better today, a bit tired tho

Glad you are feeling better kidda, much planned for the day ahead

A sonic boom was reported across the High Wycome Buckinghamshire district last night and a 54 year old local man named as Timothy James Byrne of 42 Amersham Hill is being held for questioning by poLICE.

Big Bear, a resident of the address described the incident. 'Tim went mental, completely lost it. Most likely stress induced by the building site next door and incessant electronic beeping coming from the flat above got the better of him. One moment Tim was making his sundae ice cream desert, the next he was standing in the corner of the living room with a massive rock hard stiffy and a weird look on his face. He usually rubs up on little ted and gets her a bit sticky but this time he pulled his penis between his legs, positioned little ted quite literally on the end and released it just like that. His cock sprung outward with velocity and force akin to that of an elasticated trebuchet. We thought Tim was acting a bit off but we didn't expect him to propel little ted at unbelievable speed across the living room with his penis'.

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>While I have pre-ordered Devil May Cry 5, I still hope to be vidya free by the end of the month
God bless you Poley, you make me realise Im not that bad

>putting this much effort into a post about a mentally ill man's dick

Thanks lad. Not much planned, gonna do more tidying up later. How about yourself?

Why is his mouth always slightly agape?

>over 9000 posts on a cartoon horse forum
SCEA is many things, most of them shit, but he always puts the effort in

I'm going to bed. As depressing as it is to say that at 8am

Off to do my days toil, then its down to me mates house for some shrooms

>2.550T tripcodes were generated in 0d 12h 15m 18s at:
>No matches were found yet.

>tfw

Kek are you trying to hack poleys trip lad

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>fell for a girl
>doesn't like me back
>work with her
>too weak not to fall into her orbit
>stay friends rather than cutting it off
>admit feels
>rejected.jpg
>start falling out constantly
>always fall back into eachothers orbit
>she sends me a message on Valentines while I'm on holiday
>"Happy Valentine's day :) xx"
>follows it up 8hrs later
>"Just wanna double check, I said happy valentines as a mate not a lover hahahah xxx"
>still talk to her for a bit
>think on it when I get home
>enoughisenough
>kill conversation with her
>ghost her
>block and delete her on everything
>a week later
>forgot WhatsApp
>message from number I don't recognize
>open it
>shes sent me a picture of us together

Why do they do this. Why can't they leave us in peace when we try to escape?

Nope. I'm trying to generate weatherfu or britfeel
I don't think there is any software that will do secure tripcodes only regular ones

What do you do for work lad? Hope you enjoy the shrooms

That's a whole suitcase of...............???? Er yeah. Normie problems.

Off you fuck.

Is err, is urn....... Er yeah. You about Gordon.

Brooklyn Nine Nine S06E09

>tfw no melissa fumero gf

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Right lads new theory, Britnormie and SCEA are actually the same person with a Jekyll and Hyde vibe

You out to start tripping weatherfu? Would have thought the focus would have been your cats, you dont post much bad weather bitch any more

Tree surgery lad, not the most glamorous life but its my life

Nope I just want the tripcode it would be pretty cool.
For about a week or so she didn't upload any new photos so I stopped checking. She has some new content now so maybe I'll start again. Pic related nice digits you got there lad

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>tfw no Holt bf to help me put my life back together

Hate women
Love waifus
Simple as

Enjoyed this one, very good

Too fucking right lad.
>those red nails dragging down your back
You chose your waifu wisely lad, good taste. I hope you get your weatherfu trip

Why are you lying to the lad?

I haven't watched that show since season 2 but I had the biggest crush on the Hispanic one. She recently did a nude shoot.

I've been here years. Get fucked.

Good on you lad, dont let the incels make you feel unwelcome. This is not their safe space

Read it so she knows you saw it, then delete the message and block her on whatsapp. Former orbiter here, nothing more satisfying then turning them down once they get desperate.

Agreed lad. This is a place for /britfeel/s. Not /incelfeel/s.
Shaggers United.

OI OI OI LADS LADS LADS!!

Post your shit normie problems elsewhere. Not welcome here.

I had the same problem, finally met a girl who actually talks to me (no ones ever made the effort to talk to me before) and I really like her but she's way out of my league. The thing is, you can't do anything these days without it being sexual harassment so even if I did think she liked my back I'd be too scared to do anything
Saying a girl smells nice = sexual harassment
Going for a kiss in the moment (something that's been encouraged in every film ever) = sexual harassment

Too much fuss, I'll stick to my loneliness

have you ever considered writing for a living scea

fuck off lad, not even him but this isn't your safe space and just because you have a shit life doesn't mean you get to decide who is or isn't welcome on britfeel, take that snowflake shit to reddit

Speaking of normie problems, I'll be going to my first ever party soon.

I used to be very much disliked here. I never tripfagged but I was known.

They're not getting rid of me

>If you dont like someone you are an incel

>doesn't mean you get to decide who is or isn't welcome on britfeel
I've not personally decided. The majority did. As such I will acknowledge unwelcome posts. Case closed.

Haha fuck off virgin

Which one? Rosa (stephanie beatriz) or Amy (melissa fumero)? Gonna need a link my man

>Order chinese last night
>Lady hurrying me along because "they are busy"
>Can distinctly hear Metal Gear Solid being played in the background
I can't even be mad about it. Good taste and the food was delicious. They packaged way more than i asked for.

bloody hell she is absolutely peng

>tfw no latina gf

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#freethenipple

so peng

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>tfw no phenomenally latina gf

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Greenwich, London, England

08 march 2019

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How do normies deal with the stress of women and dating.

Thinking you speak for everyone is generally a very ignorant stance.
>aha user everybody in the class thinks you're weird!
you're basically like that kid in school.

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bloody hell lads
dunno what USA is complaining about tbf they get a basically unlimited supply of peng latinas why do they want to build a wall

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I don't know user. I'm apparently a normie because I made that post above about being fucked about

any dont want to get out of bed man in?

This lad knows whats up, the norms aren't welcome

this is who i get THE CALL from

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Honestly trying to date has done nothing but make me feel worse.