Who's joining me on omegle?

who's joining me on omegle?
I'M A FUCKING GRILL.

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FRICK OFF ROASTIE!!!

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mfw i see a grill who was supposed to notice me before i noticed her

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My boyfriend!

Basil

no he's my boyfriend u fucking moran

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Obigitory tits or gtfo

kek @ u bunch of fags
i'm just gonna say ''hi'' & then contribute nothing to the conversation

kek i am ebic

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is my gf on? she alway brighten my day

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When I've tried to use omegle it just sits there forever and never finds anyone that wants to chat about fly body-melding with me.

I don't think I am weird. Do you think I am weird?

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>tfw no cute gf to talk about lizard hox gene mutations with

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>posts about omegle
Do you realize everyone on Jow Forums is an autist and hates unnecessary socializing?

My results thus far have not been very encouraging.

> yooooo
yoooo. you? what am I supposed to do with the yooooo
> idfk
omegle is honestly kind of weird
> say wassup bitsch godd
what did you type in the interest thing?
> piss
do you want to discuss piss? what about titty biscuits with piss on?
> tf u mean. no. i don wana discuss piss.
have you ever played soggy biscuit?
> u fuckin idiot. n o.
why not?
> its boring topic. th3 efuck.
soggy biscuit is not a boring topic, but it is a disgusting one. do you come here expecting to be entertained?
> naw. sort of. maybe.
how often do you find it interesting?
> ???????????????????. who gives a fuck. u freak.
i do. do you think i am weird?
> na. lmao.
the strange thing about being weird is that it becomes very difficult to find strangers who want to be weird with you, strangely. have you ever noticed that?
> no.
why not?
> its not like tht for me.
you seem weird to me.
> yah. but im hot.
have you ever gotten weird, strange or freaky before? are you really hot? don't you have AC?
> are u like. thirty. or forty.
are you like twelve?
> yeah.

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I'm gonna wank and you're gonna make me cum.

>lizard hox gene mutations
That's a hoax.

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What's the fourth?

who gave you that shiner?

>What's the fourth?
You can find it in the tenth dimension in flatland.

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A further progress report follows:

Hi there! Do you enjoy fruit bowls?
> I guess
Fruit salad?
> Yes...
That sounds a bit fruity. What about fruit loops? Have you ever felt they know what is what but they don't know what is what they just strut? The sheeple?
> Yes
Are you surrounded by unsheared sheeple people? Have you ever questioned your place in life, the meaning of it all?
> Yes
> All the time
What am I doing with my life? What is this!? What is my life!? Why am I on omegle!?
> No idea
How does not having any idea make you feel?
> Annoyed... Frustrated.
I agree, not having an idea is confusing, annoying and frustrating. I wonder why. Why are you on omegle?
> I don't know
I also do not know. I wonder if it would be more frustrating not having the answers to the questions, or not having the questions to find the answers. How is one to know what to ask?

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all i can say is ..
i'm glad i'm not in a convo with u user

Niffen get off OMegle

>i'm glad i'm not in a convo with u user
I wonder if you are also glad you are not me inside my mind with me inside my mind with me.

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When I masturbate and express myself textually sexually why do people feel it is sexual textual assault and do not feel the same pleasure with me that I wish to share with them together?

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Reported. Fuck off you ugly slut.

you should have an imaginary convo with yourself & figure that question out user!

>you should have an imaginary convo with yourself
What have I been doing all along?!

youtu.be/e57QD6Pxjeg

It makes me feel giggly :D

Honestly though some questions have no answers because there are both valid and invalid questions. Some questions are not logically sound, and so it is impossible to answer them. Not everyone has the capability to recognize that.

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>what have i been doing all along

idk & idc user

>idk & idc user
IDGAF and luboo

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no user..

...just no


no

>no
no u tho

nobody on text?

nah u

just u

You look like a fucking tranny. Discusting!
Kill yourself

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Nina is that you

>nah u
>just u
i no :( dis teh bg music 4 my lyfe
youtu.be/zPAMszqAk0k

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New rapidly growing Jow Forums server, join if you can't fit in anywhere else:
discord
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ae

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Looser. Lol.

just no user

>rapidly growing
That's what she said.

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I just went on that discord server rn & some creep started telling me my location & that i had 4 seconds to leave or she'd stalk me for the rest of my life. ;_;