Hey user, lets race! If you win I will marry you, but if you lose you'll be beheaded! Deal?

>Hey user, lets race! If you win I will marry you, but if you lose you'll be beheaded! Deal?

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Hmmm, this doesn't seem like a fair deal

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I think I could go very fast for one sprint that mattered. Also I wanna be dead too so whatever. I would accept this challenge

*unsheathes golden apples*
You're on...

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I don't get what the downside to this bet is

Agree, then lie on the starting line and await my freedomp

Okay, but we both need to carry 60kg bags.
Even if I'm not fast, I can carry heavy things for several kilometers, she stand no chance.

There are no upsides to this bet

>You win
>She gains 80 lbs and doesn't even suck your dick while she gangbanged Chads in her past willingly
>She divorces you and takes your shit

>You lose
>You die

>jump on her the moment she stops talking
>break her legs
>deal
>see you later virgins

Maybe we can lower the stakes a bit? If I win we have vanilla sex. If I lose you get to use me as your punching bag for an excercise session

It's a win win situation so hell yeah

Only if you promise not to let me win.

Wait? So a win-win situation

if it's a 100 or 200m sprint she's bound to be my sexslave

But if I lose I win.

im male & have jamaican heritage, deal

I have pretty good genetics for this so I mighy gamble.

underrated, finally some culture

"Okay, but what's the upside, bitch?"

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Depends, what are your times? You probably already know mine, I share every PR I break with anyone who comes near me.
If not, I have a 1:15 400m and a 20:34 5k.

>pick her up with ease
>slam her on the floor
>rape her cunt
How about you become my slut and i don't kill you? Deal?

upside is losing, you peanut