Lets have a good old fashioned 23andme/ancestry thread

Lets have a good old fashioned 23andme/ancestry thread.

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Whatever, I'll bite.
>0.1% jewish
Can I be a part of the ZOG?

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m8 I ain't paying money for nothing.

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>took 23andme
>tfw can't take ancestrydna which would help a lot with its genetic communities (incredibly precise) and trees because they don't ship here for random unknown reasons
>literally the only company that doesn't ship here
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>willingly giving your dna to a private company

yikes!

>he can't read contracts
onononononono
kys zoomer

LISTEN UP ALL OF YOU STUPID WHITE COCKSUCKERS!

PAY ATTENTION ALL OF YOU STUPID Jow Forums IDIOTS:

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST OPPRESSED PEOPLE IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY!

GODDAMN YOU Jow Forums LOSERS ARE DUMB, DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU ASSHOLES EVERYTHING?

GOOGLE THE "WHITE SLAVE TRADES" WHERE WHITE EUROPEANS WERE ENSLAVED FOR OVER 2,000 YEARS IN THE
1,ARAB SLAVE TRADE
2.BARBARY SLAVE TRADE
3.IRISH SLAVE TRADE
4.CRIMEAN SLAVE TRADE

JESUS CHRIST YOU Jow Forums PUSSIES ARE LITERALLY RETARDED, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME EDUCATING YOUR DUMB ASSES ON THE SHIT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!

MUSLIMS AND NORTH AFRICAN BLACKS RAN THE "ARAB SLAVE TRADE" AND "BARBARY SLAVE TRADES" FOR 2,000 YEARS AND OPPRESSED WHITE PEOPLE AND THE JEWS FINANCED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING OUT OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE(WHERE THE JEWS RAN 94% OF ALL FINANCING AND BANKING)!

THIS IS THE KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT THE FUCKING JEWS NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER WANT EUROPEAN PEOPLES TO EVER, I REPEAT EVER WANT PEOPLE OF EUROPEAN ANCESTRY TO FIND OUT ABOUT!

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THE MOST OPPRESSED PEOPLE IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BRING UP THE "PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS" GOING BACK OVER 2,000 YEARS!

DO YOU GET IT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING Jow Forums ASSHOLES? FUCKING VIRGIN LOSERS

Nobody gives a fuck about your copypasta

>implying the government doesn't already have your DNA

>willingly sharing personal information with Jow Forums
Fuck Off Data Miners

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>saying this while posting
cute

Hello Mutts. Hows it going?

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Do you have literal brain damage?

I would delete that pic and censor your name if I were you.
Also does ancestry.com not do decimal percentages?

>Implying the Irish are white

O'hello to you, Mr. Mick

Did you literally come here yesterday, you techlet newfag?

>what are archives?
Everyone with Jow Forums-x can see it and will see it forever

Ancestry is usually more conservative/accurate with their percentages

How do you do, fellow goyim? Whitest goy on this board. My blood is all of Europe.

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Also fucking anons posting their 50% confidence results, come on

More like Scottish Anglo

Kill yourself, data mining shill.

>Baltic States
>Eastern European
>Ireland

>white

Check out my genes, doods!

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Any other monsters here?

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>believing contracts
Onononono
Kys boomer scum

>he even has a pass
user, I...

Woohooo! LOOKIT ME

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>Dude joos lmao

Nice meme. Cope more el monstrosidad.

Haha GENES

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i'd just get indian 100%

Lad this is disgusting.

Mine is so boring kill me

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Whiter than you, cuck

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my blood has been culturally enriched

try not to be too jealous, wh*toids

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100% white here unlike most of the people posting here

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>Turks/Slavs
>White
You absolute wog

My skin is pale white. How could I not be white???

SLAVS AND TURKS ARE NOT WHITE NO MATTER HOW UNTANNED YOU BASEMENT DWELLING SKIN IS

I don't need a test to tell me bin ein treue Arisches.

>no southern or eastern european dna
enjoy your manlet genes, weak bones, shit eye area (no hooded hunter eyes) and really bad coloring (feminine blonde/brown hair and light eyes)
>eastern european
good.
>poland
RIP
Enjoy your bulbous nose, mongol eye area and badly shaped giant 25 inch circumference skull
>balkan
Nice
>ashkenazi
no surprise you bydlo shtetl subhuman

I don't have chink eyes... but I do have a big ugly nose.
Also what's the difference between hooded and mongol eyes?