We need some more titcow threads!

Confirmed titcows are the superior race. Post your titcow stories!

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>Post your titcow stories
I dont have any......

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Roomate used to date a minifridge sized/shaped girl
one night they're having sex
I got a bit tires of the paper thin walls, etc.
> I yell "Honey, are you clapping? What are you so happy about? to my wife
Because both of them were so fat that having sex sounded like the clap yoy make when you cup your hands
>never saw her again.
> he becomes even quieter roommate and moves out when lease is up.
Felt bad and still do but I mean, really, at least stop reminding me you two fuck. She was a sweet enough girl if only dumb as fuck, ditzy, a d plagued with the default large-person-lazy that they all have.
oh well.

every time I tell my titcow stories the thread dies anyway, so here's some of them from an old titcow thread

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>Post your titcow stories!
I posted a fucking bunch last night and no one replied, fuck off I'm not taking the effort to entertain you autists ever again.

>titcow gf
>got a reduction
>broke up with her that day
>has no friends went
>begs and texts daily says shell get fake tits
>blocked her number and fb intsa stalk
>now she a land whale with no tits
>never get a reduction or you loose your life

When? I was on last night and I make titcow posts daily.

go to gif for this shit

You are a piece of shit man

I'm working on making my own udders bigger if anyone has any questions about it. Just something to make this work day go a bit faster

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nice larp fag

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Nice. Why? Wanna be my mommy gf lmao. What size are they now/when you started

Nah. If you are a fat Boobed girl who is skinny and you get a reduction you are unwanted.

How are you making them bigger? If you say implants I'm literally gonna punch the shit out of you.

Nah dude I'm a big ol fag. I started at a C and now I'm tight in a G. Still way too small though
Increasing my milk supply and supplements

Can I take a look at your udders pls

>not lifting with your gf so her back doesn't get fucked
And you wonder why you are an unwanted incel lol

Im a lesbo. Lmao I have H cups

What? She got a reduction so I broke up with her how does that make me an incel? I liked her for her fat tits and she got rid of them so I peaced out

Post pics of said udders

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>A fucking dude
Nasty
But it's this really all a female needs? Sounds too easy.

I will when I reach a proper size. Right now I just feel too small to really show off
I mean look at that, she's just naturally bigger than me, I'm pathetic.
What the fuck are you talking about dude?

>supplements
elaborate pls

I dream of feeding my gf something like that in secret

>What the fuck are you talking about dude?
You said you were a guy right?

I said I'm a fag. Girls can be gay too durr.

No shes saying that shes a lesbo

You are not pathetic! Gs are huge and dude would love to titty fuck if I had a dick I would. Wanna trade pics since Im a lesbo 2

Post more titcows everyone. We need stories or pics not convo

>need
That's a bit brash, isn't it?

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Nah I try to keep Jow Forums and real life apart sorry dude

No he's actually very based.

this desu, if she chooses to ruin her life it's her own fault

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Thank you. Chestlets are ass and I only like titcows dudes mad because hes an uncle lmao

>Chestlets are ass
Now hold on there. Chestlets can be a lot of fun. There's little in this life that brings me more joy than bullying chestlets for their sexual inadequacy.

Lmao very true. Ill never understand how a chest leg will make fun of a girl with bigger boobs

>getting a breast reduction while in a relationship
that should be illegal. that would be like a rich guy suddenly donating his wealth or a Jow Forums guy quitting the gym.

>tfw no chestlet gf to bully
It's all I want dude.

are you ready for your milkies fembot? aaa

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God damn. Do you guys ever wondered if there are really fembots out there with tits like that?

Fuck off I'm working on it.

there's one dyke that continually hijacks titcow threads that claims she's big, but every thread she's in devolves into orbiting and other pathetic behaviour

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there are, but they are all fucking attention whoring sluts

Good luck. I hope get the big tiddies you deserve.

Just look at how hard it is for her to grip them. Jesus.

Should I get boob surgery/ plastic surgery to get these big tits? I'll start out with hormones to boost their growth to a point where it's easier to expand. If I do that, should I come here and post some biggy tissues and my growth over the next year's?

>Post your titcow stories!
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big titties itt tho

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I'd advise against implants, especially because it's starting to look like silicone isn't as biocompatable as we once thought.

The best breasts are the ones that cannot be contained.

Keep up the good work, femanon. Busty lesbians are based.

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Keep the thread going. We need some big tit stories. This is THE cowtit thread

Thanks dude I'll try. Feel free to call me heifer though.

So how exactly are you increasing them?

Just some some supplements and increasing my milk flow. I haven't taken the dive to start like a hormone treatment but if I find one that works ill probably OD on them.

Nice. Best of luck, why do u want big boobs

>Had a titcow I knew

>Thought she was about to be blacked

>Tit fucked her and went caveman on her tits

>We are married now

>I go caveman in her big soft boobs daily.

Because I'm into BE I want to irreversibly change my body. I like that I have to adjust my life because of what I did to myself.

Are you UK or American? I notice nowadays its more UK people

that was a lovely story about tits

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100% Canadian beef my dude

Chestlets deserve prison.

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Thanks! How the fuck do people find these pictures of Titcow goddesses?

Lmao im Canadian as well

Only real woman need apply.

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Even Asians have tits these days.

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Smaller than this is legally male.

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>posting morphs
>attentionwhore dyke

right I'm out
t. titty poster

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Girl in pink is cassie opai shes legit that huhe

this
help

yet all the filenames say they are morphs

This cow has a lot of videos, including titfucking

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Don't need to morph Denise Milani, she's a real woman.

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How do I help my friend become the titcow she wants to be? What advice can I give?

Looks small. Gonna need a bigger titcow or post gets axed.

Still not big enough, I know

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Unfortunately a lot of the good ones are old.

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The absolute size of her. Perfection.

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Simple. Send her my way and Ill have her tits explode in a a few months. After i fuck them Ill give her back

Bro I remember this bitch! Her YouTube was insane she got a reduction though her name was annie something

You couldn't fuck a hole in the wall, keep dreaming cuck

Did they ever find out if Annie K was real or fake?

She was real. Someone posted before and after pics and she had a bikini pic

Need more tits!

>Fucked a mommy titcow
>biggest set of tits Ive seen
>fucked her tits so much and then her husband changed jobs so she had to move
>friends on fb but I miss her tits

that photo is really poorly photoshopped, why not use a real pic?

I remember that, wouldn't exactly call it real since it was so grainy. Got it handy though? Tits are tits.

It is? Whats the real pic?

no clue, but you can plainly see the warp marks around her chest

cassi0pea isn't a morph but
that clearly is

Nah. I think this is Leanne crow

Ephemerial is her name and it's not a shoop or morph, she's a legit venus

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duuuuude
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Holy fuck. I need this girl in my life

Her most recent twitter video she's hanging them out, TCassie0pia.

Thanks for her name.

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I need this in my life

If anyone else needs it:

Thank you! Keep posting here aswell

Where did you find this? Do you have a mega or anything?

tfw I remember this thread

no I don't have any more of her
noice (I'm still here)

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