/britfeel/

You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans, I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

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You should probably cook it first lad

The bloke who owns my local kebab shop is Greek lad.

How does one find comfy job in Edinburgh?
I have wasted whole Feb on applying to jobs and only Odeon invited me for talk.
I wanted to get some money in my gap year, and here I am doing nothing.

this general is just fat unemployed mongs saying lad even though they're not lads and talking about takeaway. fucking messes

wrong, im not fat

>I guess it's super mellow too?
opiates are like a lovely warm hug. Also makes me feel kinda focused and like I find things more interesting so makes tv/vidya really cool

whya int muh post showing up

Hello user.
We've brought you here today to discuss your recent purchase of class A drugs from the internet.
Your ISP notified us as to this and we are rather concerned. Would you like to explain as to how these narcotics were shipped to your address and why?

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>sulkanon HATES fat unemployed mongs saying lad even though theyre not lads and talking about takeaway

fuck, we've been found out as girls, lads!

I'm a student and i'm fit and a top shagger.

Yes m8 I've actually spiked you tea with LSD have a good day

Sulkanon ordering his favourite meal from the local pizza place, a plain 12 inch pizza with jalapeno vinegar. His favourite.

ah yeah, see this lad called kyle rigg from filey has a vendetta against me for some reason and he hacked my router and doxxed me with intent to ruin my life

umm.................. uh......................
i g-g-g-got h-hacked

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you get bullied in line to your shitty freshers nights you tramp

>tfw men are starting to come into our thread now
What do lasses?

>britfeel was a crystal cafe outpost all along

I don't go clubbing, nice try, mong.

for the last time ladies, there are NO MEN on /britfeel/, its just a meme

yeah hold on I've got the delivery note here in my pocket let me get it....

BASTARD

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haha I've got a penis just like the rest of you 'lads'

Just bought a new dress even though I don't go outside enough to wear them.

all you gay cunts thinking lad just means male

Just cleaned the whole house top to bottom. Found a sizeable stain on the sofa. Mum is NOT gonna be happy at my dad.

would you shag Rich Piana's ex?
youtu.be/pUrNcET_RIo?t=309

>sulkanon is permenantly on the rag

just had a load of discharge come out me fanny

>lad is slang for penis in ireland
hmm

Went on a date with an autist manlet with bad dress sense. Let him smash my fanny had a great time

It was me rolling for what to eat tonight and just so you don't go casting aspersions, I'm not unemployed, I'm not fat and my kebab shop, being Greek, doesn't support terrorism. This is the first takeaway I've had all year. Lad.

learned this from father ted tbqh

Any free bleeders in the thread? parents keep complaining about it, fuck them

alri my lasses
whats occurring

stop saying lad if you're not a lad. simple as. if you don't shag, you're not a lad. if you don't play footy youre also not a lad. never had a fight, not a lad.

really? i don't remember that

alri' pal chill out there mate

L.....got Laid
A....'Ad a fight
D...' Dont not play football

an easy way to remember, im L and A

>we were watching this movie and there was this fella, then he got his lad out

HE LOOKS THROUGH HIS WINDOW
WHAT DOES HE SEE?
HE SEES THE SIGHT OF HOLLOW SKY
HE SEES THE STARS COME OUT TONIGHT
HE SEES THE CITY'S RIPPED BACKSIDES
HE SEES THE WINDING OCEAN DRIVE
AND EVERYTHING WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
ALL OF IT WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
CAUSE IT JUST BELONGS TO YOU AND ME
SO LET'S TAKE A RIIIIIIIIDE AND SEE WHAT'S MIIIIIIIINE

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it was mrs boyle, cant remember the context but she said something like "he was standin there with his lad in his hand"

huh guess that one slipped me by

alrite lads. just got back from a fight. about to shag my gf while watching the footy

some lad in this thread needs a snickers innit

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cringe larper. whats for tea mate you having beansie weansies with eggy weggs again? get a fucking job you freak

>don't not do what dazza dont does

sulkanonnette is fucking on one this evening tonight ladies, we should pay for her a spa day to cheer her up

i'm havin two of those beer battered fish and mash, simple as

was thinking sausage ossages with a bit of mashy wash

wish I had a bf lasses

time for some chippy whippies with eggy weggys and some sossy wosages!

>tfw chad wont even look at cheslets like us

have to confess to posting a 'larp' in the last thread lads
my mum wasn't really flossing in the lounge

>tfw no bf (female) with a masculine vagina

>streamer trying to learn game on stream
hate this, is so frustrating

Need to get a cheap smart phone lads. Time to join this decade

OMG chad has messaged me back ladies. ouu hopefully its my lucky day.

Imagine being the poor mother that had to raise Sulkanon, 24 years still later and he's still sulking all day long.

>ISPs can see tor requests
isps can't even de anonymize vpn data yet alone tor, the only tor attacks are ones that require a shit ton of money and aren't profitable so ISPs don't bother

>inb4 chad ghosts you

How do you know he is 24?
ebin is 25 i think

>"why can't I do this"
>keeps making the same mistake over and over

quite like where this whole "sulkanon is ebin" thing is going

>that guy who larped pretending to blind
>has his little brother type out his posts
>attach sadfrog3.jpg
classic larp, one of my favs

>god how do I do x?
>doesn't just give a once over to the keymappings

What we know about Sulkanon

He hates takeaways
He loves Pakis
he loves nonces
he hates norfs
he hates ironic infantilism

just who is he

its deffo him. Ebin is always sulking and throwing fits. the lad is never happy, constantly has to moan about something.
i put a tenner on it being ebin

youtube.com/watch?v=E30QsBwrMZ0 to all may gay stoner dudes x

fucking lad getting his own back on cheating stacey

youtube.com/watch?v=4TOuYWByh-w

hates motorbikes and balding blokes

strawpoll.me/17569936
>strawpoll.me/17569936
strawpoll.me/17569936

>He loves Pakis
You love Pakis more like, fucking shit gimmick posting cunt.

>i told her, don't cheat on me, just walk away and i wont cause you any hassle
should have left then tbqh, sounds like a right mentalist

The noncehunting videos are posted way too often 2bh, wouldn't mind if there was some curation but most of them are fucking dire

There was one being spammed the other day which was about 2 hours long and he kept saying 'watch all of it' when people asked for timestamps of the good parts. Stupid cunt.

What we know about Sulkanon

He hates takeaways
He loves Pakis
He HATES nonce hunters
he loves nonces
he hates norfs
he hates ironic infantilism
He hates motorbikes
He hates balding blokes
He HATES being called sulkanon
He hates gimmicks
the pieces are coming together.

what do we know about seethanon and spiteanon

and we know he is ebin.

mongs like you ruin memes

I think seethanon may be an alter ego of sulkanon
Like Doctor Sulk and Mr Seethe
Spite user attacks anyone doing anything for themselves or succeeding, he also relishes hurting other vulnerable anons.

Wish I could go to the dentist once a week for a check up. Would make me a lot less anxious. I want my cute Asian dentist to tell me everything is OK and I'm doing everything right.

>sulk user hates mong that ruin memes
get it on the list boyz

Why are trannies so nasty and unpleasant to deal with? Feels like you're walking on eggshells around them

>He hates gimmicks
We all hate gimmicks you stupid twat. It's on a par with tripfagging.

Bored of the cunt who obviously got his feelings hurt by sulkanon

>sulkanons hatred of gimmicks has doubled

the ones I've met irl have been fine. Know there's some difficult ones out there though

haha wtf lads looks like sulkanon is around lol

Trips of truth. Usually only pops up after his precious noncehunting videos or unfunny Norf memes are criticised.
Obvious he takes this general too seriously.