/r9gay/ - #640

Good thing I'm not gay then.

Gottem, real gays btfo

No user you've been a neet for four years

Around 2+ years, would be much better if i had money tho.

I dropped out of high school before the first year was over. So I might've even been 14.

hey if ur gonna seethe can it happen not here

i want to be a shota but im 19 so its ok

Just get hit by a truck and you'll reincarnate in an anime world as one. 100% guaranteed.
Nice quads btw.

nice quads, your wish shall be granted
how tall are you user?

what are some games with this feel?

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i am 5'5 i think

that works, what makes you want to be shota exactly?

i dont know i just think its cute i like it

do you then also want a tall bf, so that you can feel smaller in comparison?

yes please i want this so badly

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oh! would you look at that! im tall! actually im 6'4, wow that's so weird that you want a tall bf and here i am

6'4 is giant user you sound amazing

just by my height? well thanks for the compliment, first things first though, are you american or european?
im a europoor myself

>tfw no dicklet bf to assert dominance over by cumming on his smoll pp then jerking him off with it until he leaks

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the ex and i broke up about 2 months ago, after being with each other for 3 years. the sex between us obviously slowed down by then, a couple a times a week at most by that point.

since we broke up, i've resorted to porn. masturbating about 4 times a day. it's killed my libido and my erection strength too.

i haven't masturbated for 3 days now. i might reconnect with my ex next week. how long does it take for your libido and penis to regulate? i read about 2 or 3 days, but have any of you guys been in similar situations?

plz help.

Ffs this thread is giving me a boner

>tfw no tall bf that wants average height bf

im american user.. why are all the best boys across an ocean

i-i can be your smoll pp bf

jeez that guy isn't even hard and i know mine would barely be half his size while im fully hard

A lot of the times, very big dicks don't get that much bigger at all when they get erect.

i could ask the same question

Gay is wrong. Gay is a disease.

i fucking hate you all die in a fire

well i still want to be a shota but there's no tall american bfs

I just want a boy to call me daddy is that too much to ask

Disgusting and not wholesome
>tfw no husband bf

:< I think it's pretty wholesome to be called daddy

Really? I probably wouldn't play with it much, is that fine with you?

w-what would you do with it?

Pinch it, slap it, put clothes pins on it. Step on it. Lots of stuff, most of it a little mean. I would never suck it or anything though.

but you can bully it it with your huge cock ;3
stfu he's mine im the original poster

Erp somewhere else lads

he's pretending to be me b-but user i'd let you do all that!

>see hot guy
>he's straight
every fucking time
How am I supposed to know if a guy is gay/bi and how am I supposed to approach anyone when 95% of people are hetero?
>implying I would approach anyone regardless

Theres no way to really know unless youre in a place specifically made for gay/bi guys, so a gay bar or club basically. other than that i guess another way would be something like grindr or tinder. you'll rarely be able to tell if someone is gay or otherwise just from looking at them unless they're flamers. sometimes guys might make the first move if theyre confident enough but only if you're a 10/10

i only really like very feminine guys. With really smooth bodies and small frames. Even like traps. I feel disgusted by fit/muscular "model" types of guys. Like I literally throw up a bit in my mouth at the thought of ever having to hook up with guys like that. this makes me feel as if I'm not a proper gay.

I once asked a fortune cookie how my search for a bf would go and I swear to god when I opened the cookie it was just a blank strip of paper.

It was right too.

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>blank strip of paper
did you check both sides

Maybe it's because you aren't a proper gay?
I'm bi but I'm far more attracted to masculinity than you are.

Yes. It was completely blank. And frankly, I could have just about called it.

Alright, there is no salvaging this thread. Heck this.

This guy will be dressing like a girl and have his cock in some surgeon's trash can within 5 years' time.

been like this (active/acting out) for 15 years now. never once got aroused or curious by that thought.

>tfw no pre tranny BS contrapoints bf

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Would you enjoy it though? That's the real question.

Fug, maybe the Nazis had the right idea about making everyone wear pink triangles

youtube.com/watch?v=v5LgE1M9sBw

Hey guys! I've been seeing a sweet, caring guy these past few weeks. We go on dates, spend our time together and make love.
I'm also very happy with my life as a professional: I have a well-paying job and my own property.
Just thought I'd let you all know that your life can be better, just be yourself and try your best.
See you!

So you bought a boy. Congratulations.

and you could too

>Hey guys, just dropping in to tell you how much better my life is than yours, don't forget to bee yourself :-)
I know this is bait but fuck you anyway

>he's gonna die
fuck man just talk to me

I don't have the money. The way things are going in this country, looks like most people aren't going to have the money for much for much longer.

>bank troubles
>can't be bothered to speak with those people
>crush knows that i know about him and vise versa
>100% spit on my face if i take a 50 hour flight
>either get murder level violent or kms
What would you do r9gay?

>50 hour flight
what, how is that possible?

well it stops twice

>tfw no euro bf that saves me during dead hours

>tfw about to die myself

Why does it seem like gay relationships are so much more wholesome and fulfilling than heteroid ones? Am I just getting memed on?

Because women are emotionally and intellectually stunted creatures incapable of the same depth of love as men.

Because straight men either just say they fucked chicks or admit they're miserable, whereas fags lie on the internet for attention. Fag """relationships""" are literally anything but wholesome. You're reading fanfiction and believing it's real. Real fag relationships are filled with drug addiction, domestic abuse and infidelity and typically don't last very long.

>eat nothing all day
>douche eight times
>shit on the dildo

I feel like there's some secret nobody's telling me about how to do this right

>filled with drug addiction
Most of hetero normalfag relationships are the same
>domestic abuse
lesbians have a bigger rate of domestic abuse unlike gay ones, they're the lowest
>typically don't last very long.
Only if you're interested in a quick pump and dump

Sorry I wasn't asking for opinions from guys still this deep in the closet

Shoot warm water up your ass

You're fucking filthy. And eating too much. Take a shower when you shit.

Because they don't involve any women

See? Fanfiction.

The real redpill is realizing that romantic love is a fiction invented by people trying to sell something. Traditional marriage was contractual and had nothing to do with "love." The interest a man has in a monogamous relationship with a woman is insuring her children are his own. Without any real biological cause for monogamy, fags degenerate into the worst kind of scum.

Learn to read incel

Honestly, people are fucking annoying. Most people stay together because they don't have the income to live alone.

>eat nothing all day
>douche eight times
Did you both just skip the first part of my post?

I can read lies fine. I just filter them.

Just like people filter you out from their social relationships :^)

For only one day? Shit doesn't pass entirely out of your system in one day. You're fucking eating too much or you're not cleaning enough or something. And I don't mean douching. I mean fucking soap and water in the shower after you shit. The poop is coming from somewhere.

That would be me that does that, actually. Because this:

Whatever helps you to sleep and cope with your loneliness, it's always them, not you :^)

We both know you're single too. You're fooling noone.

I don't have poop smeared around my buttcheeks lol, I don't see how a shower is going to remove residual shit from inside my colon

As a result of feminism, a capitalist trick to expand the pool of labor they could exploit. Yet all my "left-wing" friends love it, they're useful idiots for the people in power. My great grandfather bought his wife. Nobody pretended "love" was going to be a part of their relationship. Things made more sense back then.

>Back in the good ol' days we bought our women
You're not helping.

>interracial addiction is getting worse
What do I do /r9gay/?

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>he's projecting now
kek, not everyone is an nicel like you

fuck this
fuck everything
fuck

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