Hypothetical question for you anons. Imagine that a genie appears in front of you and is willing to give you your ideal girlfriend. She is perfect to you in every single way, both in terms of looks and personality. Maybe she's a 10/10 Stacy or a cute anime waifu. Maybe she's a party slut or an introverted nerd. Doesn't matter what you desire, she's perfect to you in every way. There's only one catch, instead of a vagina, she has a dick and balls. But she is identical to your ideal gf in every other way (unless your ideal gf has a penis, then this is redundant). The dick can be as long or small as you like, cut or uncut, but it has to at least be there. Furthermore, your gf will love you unconditionally forever, no matter what. She'll also have whatever kind of sex you want to have, she knows no limits. She'll also never cheat on you. And before you ask, yes she can still have babies. Through a miracle of biological engineering, the genie allows her to get pregnant via anal sex (but birth control still works in the same way, such as pills or condoms). When she is ready to deliver, she will push the child out via anus, without harming herself.
So what do you do anons? Do you take the genie up on his offer?
sounds like a good deal to me. I just wanna be loved.
Austin Hill
My ideal gf already has a dick and balls though
Sebastian Long
Then there's no catch for you, it's a win win
Kayden Martin
I posted one entire minute after you, that's enough time to read a paragraph
Michael James
Yeah I realized that, just felt a lot shorter for some reason. Ignore my post, I suck cocks
Aaron Torres
What drives a man to ask a question like this though?
To check how gay people are? I wouldn't date for a long time someone with a dick but I would fuck a "person" like that up the ass once if none would find out...
Bentley Green
what the fuck is wrong with all you fucks
Colton Allen
Just an honest question
Lucas Wilson
>The dick can be as long or small as you like If it can be the size of a clit and balls proportionally small, and you remove the shitting babies part then yes. I'd just consider her like some sort of vagina amputee.
If only I had the wish to take your face and slam it into the pavement over a 100 times so there is nothing left.
Brayden Morris
If I could get a girl that i liked and she had a dick then yes, if she cant be the girl that i liked only a copy then no.
Chase Ortiz
Why would you want to do that?
Wudv
Isaac Powell
Stop making sense Satan. I know you are trying to tempt me into Sodomy.
Joshua Foster
Please give us an insight into your thought process. Why did you pose this question?
Andrew Sanchez
Yes, of course. I want love most importantly. Dick is fine, uncut preferred.
Jaxson Rivera
Does anyone else ever find out?
This determines my answer.
Kayden Sanchez
My ideal girlfriend has a vagina and no penis Checkmate genie!
Jeremiah Baker
>be me >goes on to Jow Forums for the first time >wants to see all the faggot retards like it's a zoo >wants to see if the Reiko cult is still open or if it's just in hiding
this board genuinely looks awful and i pity all of you. please keep being retarded for my amusement, thank you.
Carter Stewart
Only if you want them to It's not exactly your ideal gf. She's your ideal in every way except for genetalia. Unless you want her to have a penis
Anthony Thomas
>Dick and balls >Girl >Perfect Nope, stopped reading when the mention of a dick being attached happened.
Juan Scott
no, I want my gf to be a strong independent woman not an NPC bitch
Isaac Collins
Then she can be a strong independent woman, she'll be the girl of your dreams, just with a cock and balls
Jaxson Ross
would anyone know?
William Foster
Only if you wanted them to know
Ryan Edwards
but she would be an NPC so she cant be independent
Brayden Green
Can me and the genie compromise on a futa gf?
Andrew Taylor
I don't follow. Why would she be an npc? She's your ideal gf, so she can be a non-npc, cant she?
Grayson Diaz
Can she get it cut off?
Joseph Peterson
>Through a miracle of biological engineering, the genie allows her to get pregnant via anal sex
God damnit OP, you couldn't at least have given me a futa option?
Ayden Butler
no identity=NPC
Henry Garcia
No. You underestimate how unattractive male genitals are.
Sure...but can I become the perfect trap gf instead??
Jose Bailey
>yes she can still have babies. Through a miracle of biological engineering, the genie allows her to get pregnant via anal sex Deal breaker. If that wasn't there, then sure.
Caleb Ward
so she will never cheat on me but i can still cheat on girls behind her(his) back? sounds like win win for me man i like traps but i also like girls,
Zachary Lopez
Why tho? She doesnt have to become pregnant, just use a pill
Jaxson Gray
Fucking deal Make it slightly smaller then mine so i feel dominant Holy shit you dont even know how fast id say yes to this shit, dick or no dick
Blake Williams
If she comes with a lot of money then sure
Hudson Flores
why didn't her dick cum?
Ryan Rogers
Because it's still a possibility, even if she is technically "ideal" also, does she have family, friends, an ID, a life outside of sucking my dick under my desk while I play video games?
Hunter Adams
I actually have no problem with a girl who has a vagina plus a clitoris that is large enough to make you wonder at first glance if it's a penis. (Although at closer inspection you could see that it doesn't have a pee hole at the tip, and it has labia hanging from the underside so it's more attached to her body than a true penis would be.)
We could have regular sex, in which case her small penis would not get in the way. Or else we could frot our penises together for mutual orgasms. Seems like a win/win to me.
Juan Brooks
>also, does she have family, friends, an ID, a life outside of sucking my dick under my desk while I play video games? Of course
Landon Carter
Why wouldn't I? >Ask for girl who basically worships the ground I walk on and loves doing things for me. >Don't have to have sex with her if I'm not feeling gay. >She's into being cucked and doesn't ask me to go on dates with her or anything. >Still look for ideal gf without a penis, now have a wingman to come with me. >Things are basically the same but now I have somebody that will do anything I ask them to and constantly give me positive reinforcement. Really there's no reason not to take the genie up on his offer.
>ideal gf is a short haired muscle girl FUCK YOU GENIE It'd just be straight up gay if a girl like that had a penis. Can it just be a huge roidclit instead? That's an acceptable compromise.
this is retarded and I don't want my kids to grow up covered in fucking shit, what the fuck are you even on about I wouldn't even care about the cock and balls, but if she's got no wombs to impregnate then I don't want it, fuck off
Jaxon Morgan
Yeah sure as long as I can have good stable relationship with her I don't mind the dick
Gavin Barnes
Sure. Both realistically look weird in the end, so as long as they can still get pregnant, that's fine with me.
The real reason I avoid relationships though is that I know I'll get bored. I don't even know if being perfect for my standards would matter. Best chance, but not a given.
Cameron Gomez
Why would you bathe your children in shit all the time?
If its just a girl with a dick it doesnt make it hot, just makes it wierd.
If a girl why would it need a dick?
Leo Evans
If it has a dick and balls, it isn't a girl you shit for brains genie. You'd think being stuck in a lamp for a thousand years would render ancient malevolent spirits immune to Jewish psyops.
Joshua Parker
No. My ideal girlfriend would probably not have a penis. Also, the one benefit of fucking a transgender would be to not worry about pregnancy. Now I have to worry about that? Fucking stupid.
Hunter Watson
Nope, I'm already dating my ideal girlfriend. And she doesn't have a penis. Checkmate genie.
Noah Thompson
Obviously not. I'd rather kill myself to be honest.
John Bennett
Hell the fuck no. My ideal gf may be two steps away from ftm, but that doesn't mean I want her to have a penis. I don't want a bf, I don't want a girl who thinks she is a boy, I want a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl, but knows she is a girl and doesn't want to be a man. If the gemie gave me this gf I would unironically cut its dick off and let it bleed out.
Hudson Sanchez
This shit is fucking gross.
Imagine if somebody was eating, and then they see fucking titdick "girl"
Fuck you you fucking nigger.
Anthony Harris
Why did this question trigger so many people? It's a yes or no. It's supposed to be a monkey paw situation.
Ryder Wilson
>it's a yes or no >on Jow Forums are you unironically this new?
wombs are made to bear children bowels are made to contain shit if you don't mind mixing those two then that's not my problem, nigger
James Miller
It's a symptom of autism to get heated over a frivolous hypothetical question
Hunter Sanders
It's a retarded question. "ooga booga genie girl but with dick"
The answer is no. Fuck you.
Eli Lewis
But they aren't even saying no, they are crying because it's "gross"??? It sounds like those I've (you)'d are the newfaggots.
>Do you take the genie up on his offer? Yes. Especially since I get to choose the size and shape of her cock. I don't want a girlfriend with an uncut cock, that is just gross. But a qt 3.14 with a nice circumsized dick that can still get hard and cum? Sounds good.
>these are the hoops degenerate trannies mentally jump through to tell themselves they are desireable
Tyler Edwards
No, i don't like fags.
Grayson Cook
As an actual girl, it would be honestly repulsive to have a penis inside me that has been inside a man's asshole. Or even a woman's asshole. But especially a man.
30% of trans'women' have HIV, by the way. Not even kidding- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Sexual So it is extremely gross to imagine a dude even getting near me that's had sex with a "girl" (a guy who identifies as a girl but is just sick)
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im so lonely id probably take it even if they weren't ideal.
Xavier Ramirez
Yes, would definitely do. With a nice huge cock too.
Grayson Cooper
my ideal gf has a penis
i dont see the catch
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