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>Tfw no gf who is absolutely obsessed with me like harley quinn
give me NOW

I'll be your friend but only if you are a cool dude. Are you chill my amigo?

REEEEE I NEED COLA

why would you pay for that rubbish? i am disappointed in you tbqh lad, proper let me and the gang down. hope you are happy because i am certainly not.
for the new thread.

>Are you chill my amigo?
>posts multiple times over months about his 'friend'
he don't sound chill

>in a discord call on a big normie server
>some based swedish lad is playing jazz and frank sinatra
>eating cold pizza and chips
>drinking a few buds
>wearing my comfy hoodie

A truly blessed experience lads, even in the harshest, most oppressive environemnts we can find some comfort.

how are you lads this evening?

It'd be interesting to know, it looks like a very interesting building. Wicked place to live. What's the stained glass, pictures or patterns?

loved that new super hero film, me and all the lads went to see it
we all agreed she was well fit and missuses loved it to
cheek nandos after was lush
corsas going in for mot tomoz

gives you a lidl own brand cola

Instead of going on a nightwalk I'm tempted to go on a night bike ride to cover more distance. Set of at like 0100-0200 and see where I end up in an hour or two. What do you think lads?

>how are you lads this evening?
currently drinking a pepsi max and just had a creme egg
might play euro truck simulator later

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>how are you lads this evening?
day dreaming about getting with a girl that fancies. Bet it won't last more than two dates after she discovers i am a mong and you lot will hear me moaning about it for 10 threads.

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nice one dazza
me and the lads had a few pints a while ago and smithster decided to drive his car drunk like the absolute mentalist he is
the bloody coppers caught us though

My flat is the biggest out of the lot. It's patterns it would be cool if it was pictures. It's like square pieces with metal lines

Can you do a driveby on SCEA if you're the same nightwalk lad who kept threatening to pay him a visit?

mate what a bellend ahHAHAHA
shud tell to put copper coins in his mouth

>gives you a lidl own brand cola
why is this stuff so bad bros? it's almost as bad at US market coke with HFCS

shouda put the coppers knob in his mouth.

>night walk user does a drive by with a bb gun while riding on bmx
howling at this thought

>tfw giving myself major nostalgias and feels

dont know why i do it to myself desu

Any LoL lad in? I'm plat 1 and going to grind to diamond will duo a game or two if you want?
euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=scrub king

>me 23 virgin, 5'8" 150lbs
>first tinder girl to give me any attention
>depressed emo goth with purple hair
>smoker and basically failing at life from every perspective
>3 days into talking to her and her starting to send me very suggestive texts and pics of her half naked i realize im being rused and she put on considerable weight since her last IG photo of her entire body
>shes willing to play into pretty much all of my fetishes

i'm gonna regret this for another 2 years if i don't go for it, right?

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I think it's an Arts and Crafts house, the architrave is pretty unique but has the look of that movement, How cool to live in a place with all those features. Has it got a cellar?

my social skills are bad and I am boring so I get ghosted all the time.

Be honest. How many of you have never left Britain.

Yep the only access to the cellar is through the cupboard in my flat that's why the builders have had to come in loads, they've put gas pipes down there

go for it lad. do us all proud and give her a good shag.

I have never left britiain and do not even own a passport. I rarely travel any further than 30 miles from my home

sounds like an oil tanker of pure normie crude

It is comfy. No noise at all, no people which is even better. The weather gets very rowdy here though, that's the only downside.

>virgin
>good shag

>leaving the district of your birth
globalist

What are the fetishes?
If you only care about the segs go for it lad

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alright lad, no need to get cheeky. i was only trying to be nice.

god I wish I lived in California. could you imagine?

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He could do it with a cricket bat for all I care lad, so long as he gets the job done.

I will have you know I have practiced on 3 different fleshlights.

I also death grip pretty hard so I don't expect this to be a very good first time for me because I most likely won't cum.

remember virgins, girls love the musk of a cheesy bellend

Just follow what they do in the porn and you can't go wrong.

Haven't had the internet for a full week lads, anything happen in britfeel recently?
How do people feel about the porn ban on April 1st?

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i dont have any weird fetishes. just the basic dd/lg, restraints, choking

I'm at a party sorry
Who are you?

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Lived in a smallish Yorkshire town most of my life. Very comfy, I miss it desu

it's me from mtfg :(

>i dont have any weird fetishes
>dd/lg
whtever you say nonce

>tfw no French gf go indulge in my luxury fromage
I just want a girl that appreciates the effort that goes into cultivating dicc cheese
Fairly vanilla but fair enough

Oh wow. Can you get down there when they're not there? Is it big? You could put old pinball machines and a pool table in there and turn it into your own private arcade.

>ywn go to a party with cola

That looks like one of the shittest parties ever

just stop off at a shop and get some

is that guy on the floor trying to look up your skirt

I can but the ceiling is a bit low I can only just stand up in there. The stairs are a bit awkward and there's no electric down there

The house is cute and I like the stone but California is full of weirdos and wildfires.

imagine the lad looking up his skirt and seeing a shrivelling nutsack and dick stuffed into a pair of tights

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>dd/lg
crypto/future nonce detected

"you are right darren, it does have a dick hahahahahaa"

I'm picturing houses like Last of the Summer Wine. Can you not go back or it there no work?

>take an exam for a job last friday
>on monday I get an email saying I pass and in 1-2 days I would get another email with more instructions
>friday now and no email
So do I just wait until monday or should I send a message to some cunt and say.... what?

Do people here really think Cola doesn't look like a passable girl?

Do you mean nader?

Do people here really think Cola looks like a passable girl?

I sincerely do, no joke. If you saw her on the train you wouldn't think she was a tranny at all i bet

been waiting all day for some bassline bangers and so far it's been house and now drum n bass. bit disappointed

>exam for a job

Are inteviews not enough jesus christ, fuck jobs and fuck working

Yup I had this too. Just send them an email for being right cunts.

Say you passed the exam and ask when you can move to the next step of the recruitment process.

Good thing I'm wearing tights and underwear so no one can see anything?

Ah, I see. A wine cellar then, or a dungeon. Do the cats go down there? It would be fun trying to find three black cats in the pitch dark but as they come when you call them not too much of a problem.

you're so pretty, don't let incels bully you

EXAM for a JOB

I will probably never get a job considering the utter state my life is in at this point

>cant see anything up the lasses skirt dazza, looks like shes got a massive mound going on though, looked like 3 if im honest, i must be pissed

Went to the cinema tonight, lads. Never even got through the doors. I got through the basic vetting process - you know, the stool sample - but when it came to the exam I just hadn't revised enough so they gave me a kick in the knackers and sent me on my way.

>she must have a big fuck off outtie. proper massive meat curtains i bet. who reckons i should shag it?

>gonna lose my virginity to an escort in a few days

ngl lads I'm kinda shitting myself

>period bubble is awful dick shaped like, bit odd init lads haha

I did this once , she was a total nutter and had a kid she didn't tell me about which made fucking in her house awkward

Cola are you still here?

Nope they're too scared when it has been open. The stairs are covered with a wooden board. The stairs extend further back than the hatch and I guess you would have been able to walk straight down orignally. Maybe it was something to do with the kitchen, there's a hatch in the hallway that's been bricked up that I'm pretty sure would have been a serving window thing for the kitchen.

It's such bullshit. Technically it was two exams as well, one I took at home with basic questions like "are you a lazy cunt" and one I had to travel an hour to take a 2 hour fucking test with people walking around making sure I wasnt cheating like school all over again.

I have never had a job except for fast food so help me write this email please I am desperate and have no clue what I am doing. How is this:

Hello,

I took the proctored exam and told that I passed on monday. It also said to wait 1-2 days for another email, which I haven't received. I was wondering what steps I should take next, or if I should just continue to wait?

Thank you,
Anony Mous

>dd/lg
whats that?
violation and disregard for thread culture

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watching the full 4+ hour joe rogan with alex jones

really going down the rabbit hole here

Yeah what do you want

>Inb4 get mocked for being on my phone at a party

>user come here, have a feel of this

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five faggots in a room
this only ends one way

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KOSTAS LOOOOOOOL

This one is 18. I doubt she has a kid.

Been playing ARMA 3 and SCP: SL tonight, been having issues with SCP: SL, anyone else?

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lads i have to ask you

what the hell is wrong with wanting a girl to call you daddy?

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Who's the sexy girl in the skirt?

chink girl wants me to go to some club event and i really can't be bothered. it doesn't even start until 11pm I'm usually in bed by then

anyone got that pic of carp holding a dildo with a shitstain on it?
you never know