Have you been visited? They are always interested in strange humans

disco is coming back

>believing in aliens
i know robots dont have a lot going on in their lives but cmon

>thinking that out of the entire universe, living creatures only exist on Earth
surely you're trolling

i'm sure there's aliens somewhere in the universe, i'm mocking the people who think that they're secretly on earth, which seems to be the premise of this thread

i saw a ufo at a buckthead concert if that counts

They have visited Earth. They're responsible for the jump in our evolution too. You're foolish to think otherwise.

had quite an experience with a ufo. want me to share?

>you're foolish to not think this thing that has no evidence for it

Oh user, I wish I were as naive as you.

>expecting evidence is a sign naivety
this is what the /x/tard actually believes

humans evolving into greys

I get visited about twice a year now. It used to happen a lot when I was younger but it's gotten less as I've grown up. It happened to my dad as well but stopped happening for him when it started for me. Guess they lost interest in him. Makes me kind of worried if I ever have kids myself.

Yes. Why do you need to ask?

That's true b

He needs validation and (you)'s

What if they're here for our plants? some plants are drugs or spices for them ant they're trying to get in on the market. We're the far east of the galaxy

I was. They were angry with me for fucking up their timeline

We're the Detroit of the galaxy
Nah that's the other timeline

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an alien felt my penis once

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When I was no more than a 6 y/o, lying in bed, one night I saw what looked like a cone shaped white head bobbing next to my bedside. It had small slits for eyes, and from what I recall it had no ears, nose or mouth. I covered my face with a blanket and I can't remember anything after that. I shared this incident with some older kid once and he said that I might have seen an owl. Years later I came across the Flatwoods Monster on Wikipedia and was blown away by the similarities of the head of the creature in the pic related to what I've seen as a kid. Interestingly enough, some people who claim to have seen it described it as a bodiless head. It's funny how the skeptical explanation for the creature matches the one given by that kid whom I told about the incident.

That house always had a bad feeling about it. I also recall seeing an evil looking cloud-like face manifesting in the showcase window of the closet. Years later I watched VHS tapes my father filmed back then. One was a light hovering in the sky in complete silence not too far from our window. It eventual shot up to the sky and disappeared. Another filming session showed me and my sister playing, but something was off about the audio. On top of the sound of us playing there was a very and metallic male voice, sighing loudly in regular intervals between pauses.

I'm glad we no longer live in that apartment.

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I wish they'd take me away forever.

Anybody else experience telepathic communication from ayys? I know I have, I have no clue which type they were though, didn't get a good look at them. I do know they liked darkness as the operation/interrogation room or whatever it was very dark, with a single bright light shining straight down on me