Reminder that if you have ever eaten out pussy...

Reminder that if you have ever eaten out pussy, the dried skin cells of the dick that was in there before is still there, which means your licking dick, which is gay. Also, checkup thread.

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Are you shitposting, or are you a virgin who's dictating how a genital he'll never see or touch in person functions?

No, I’m just dedicated to not being gay as hell.

That's the most virgin thing I've heard all day.

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Being obsessed where another man put his dick is entirely gay in itself, luv.

I’m saving my purity for divorce, faggot.

That’s why I only fuck virgins or people that only have fucked me

As if anyone's desperate enough to sleep with you lål

>implying you're pure
If you've ever touched yourself you have the gae because you stroked off a man. Ya goofed.

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As if anyone wants to put you in a stew, macaco

I rather be gay than a pedo.
Yes that was directed towards you PD

Sick danish dicksucker

>being this assblasted by banter
Keep obsessed with dicks, closet homo.

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Pedo doctor

Keep being*

>being this blasted by a mutt
Stay mad, muchacho

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did you know that there are billions of dead skin cells floating around in the air you breathe.some of those cells were in someone’s penis,meaning that you are breathing in parts of their dick which makes you gay.
also you have billions of atoms in your body which were previously part a gay man’s body,which means you literally gay

Never forget...

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fuck

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>implying
I'm not the one who chimped about chimps after some lighthearted banter, incelboy.

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Nice proxy Dane
Damn, why you gotta do me like that.

>implying
Stay implied

reminder you came out of your mom's vagina which was cummed in by your dad
so you're automatically gay

based