You type it and I'll say it. Nothing is off limits and I can make shit up on the fly if you want

I had a roommate named Tyler when I was younger who was kind of a half normie, and this seems like exactly the sort of fantasy he would have. I know Tyler is kind of a common name, but what's your last initial? Also, nice missed quads.

I'm a stupid slut and I am useless when I don't post my tits. this site is for men and I am inferior

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man you can really hear the accent in this one

>in-fee-ee-uh
this accent is p hot desu
i love non rhotic ones

Sorry man I'm not him I've never had a roommate, and this was just some shit copypasta with my name thrown in

can you brrraaapppp into the mic plz

sorry man I dont have one in the chamber, if i feel like farting later ill come back to you

>tets

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man that must have killed your throat gg

this for real though

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Hey Lost, I really enjoyed being stuffed by your large 7 inch mulatto cock the other night. I was hoping if youre not too busy making your game that maybe I can come over later and we can have a little fun? If your grandparents dont mine me visiting again of course

Nice song for you
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its a kiwi accent if youre curious

sige Heil hitler did nothing wrong

Great. Thanks bro
The homies are going to love this

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I hope it gets you some street cred

Please do a remake of this:
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Here are the youtube links (in order) you need to make the soundbites:
youtu.be/fIh4CvWvP-8
youtu.be/5LCDXdtcFMg
youtu.be/jnFl1q0IYTA
youtu.be/153xbn1k2H8(10 seconds)

That last links should be:
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if you type out what you need me to say between them then sure! but i cant quite make out what he's saying fully.

tits or gt the fuc out

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON: Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY: Coming! Hang on a second. (Barry uses his antenna like a phone) Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN: (Through phone) Barry?
BARRY: Adam?
ADAM: Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY: I can't. I'll pick you up. (Barry flies down the stairs)
MARTIN BENSON: Looking sharp.
JANET: Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
BARRY: Sorry. I'm excited.
MARTIN: Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's.
JANET: Very proud.
(Rubs Barry's hair)
BARRY: Ma! I got a thing going here.
JANET: You got lint on your fuzz.
BARRY: Ow! That's me!
JANET: Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye!
(Barry flies out the door)
JANET: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper)
BARRY: Hey, Adam.
ADAM: Hey, Barry.
(Adam gets in Barry's car) Is that fuzz gel?
BARRY: A little. Special day, graduation.
ADAM: Never thought I'd make it.
(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
BARRY: Three days grade school, three days high school...
ADAM: Those were awkward.
BARRY: Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
ADAM: You did come back different. (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
ARTIE: Hi, Barry!
BARRY: Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
ADAM: Hear about Frankie?
BARRY: Yeah.
ADAM: You going to the funeral?
BARRY: No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

Very special pony
Maca macaroni and cheese!

I wish I had a nigger in my butt
Nigga nigga slut
Bitchmade nigga
Fuck me up the ass in prison

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Oh shit I forgot, it's my (Tyler's) birthday today too...

OP I'd love it if you wished me a happy birthday! (and sorry for the lewd copypasta)

Dude i cant do two voice

you don't need to make them all sound different just read the lines

is that oppie

Hey, guys. Take a break will ya? Shows about to start. Great, now how bout that horn section. You guys ready to play tonight? Ok you knuckle heads, save it for the show. Whoah, you need to get that elephant back to props, pronto! That was alst week, comon. Heh, amateurs. Alright ladies and gentlemen, hope youre ready cause we go live in three ... two ... one
Ahem
Reply to this post, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Veronica? It's me. It's Tori. Look, I've been thinking a lot... about the other night? I know afterwards I told you it was a mistake and apologized if I mislead you at all but this morning when I woke up all I could think about is kissing you. I thought about kissing you good morning. I thought of kissing you goodnight. I thought of kissing you in the rain and kissing you at your doorstep. Maybe what happened with me and Steven was for the best. Because I don't think I've ever felt this way about a guy. I don't think I ever will feel this way about a guy and it terrifies me. But still, I can't stop thinking about when I'll next see you. Call me back? Bye Veronica.

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hi matthew. i miss you. hop onto skype later, maybe we can video chat? ok. i'll talk to you later. bye!

Thank you for saying the nigga one

>vocaroo.com/i/s1yUiQvViwR4
wow dat vibrato
thanks!

I tried a couple of times and it sounds like shit because i cant get the fucking timing right, I aint a professional. sorry man

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I've said worse in previous threads lmao

how's it brewing femanon

Nonvirgin women are whores. I know, because I'm not a virgin so therefore I'm a whore. If you dont have long hair you suck dicks. Fuck you nigger. Oh man what a day.

"Anakin, do you want to know WHY Papa John's includes free special garlic sauce? It's because it isn't garlic entirely. It's made of cum. Gungan cum, little Ani. Underneath each Papa John's store there is hundreds, in some even thousands of gungan men being harvested for their semen. And it's delicious, Anakin, it's too good to pass up. In a way, knowing the truth makes it a little bit more tasty."

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oh god i'm so alone

thx :^)

Damnit. Well, at least I can tell people that my shitty vocaroo was called professional by an authentic Kiwi.

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this one i just did for shits and giggles

im clean out man, should have asked me last night, there was some fuckin feral ones.

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sorry man, tried my best :(

Cough, cough
Shit, shit
You look like you're getting sick
Log, log
Sixx, Sixx
His feces are just the fix

The orginal "Alkasixxer", from Black Veil Brides.
Fast relief of heartburn, upset stomach, acid indigestion with headache, and body aches.

>there was some fuckin feral ones.
disgusting

poetryfoundation.org/poems/48860/the-raven
Dont have to do the whole thing, just as much as you feel like.

still waiting on the damn bee movie one...

Hahaha amazing, thank you.

I only suck big thick cocks

WALK THROUGH MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Mane fuck dat nigga bullshit, das on sosa too dont fuggit about it my nigguh. Bitch ass nigga came on the block actin too fuckin cozy brody, almost whipped da shtick on that fuck nigga. I aint evn playn no mow brody I stay reppin my block on young nigga livin brody. bitch ass nigga n shit. ayo pierre you wanna come out here?

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world-- the holocaust never happened.

Dude, your dick curves to the left. You must have jacked off with one hand too many times. Maybe start using the other hand. It's uncircumcised too.
You need to shave that thing too. You've got a bush. Well, at least it stands up kind of. It's not really...LITTLE...but it's not very big either. It's average. Welp, now it's getting smaller because I'm talking about it. That's weird how it curved to the left so much.
Yeah, he's definitely a virgin. I bet he masturbates all day.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?...hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear...you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff...sniff...ah...ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes....the odor...sniff sniff...hmmm...is that...sniff...hmmm...I can almost taste it my dear...yes...just...sniff...a little whiff more if you please...ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now...yes quite...hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear...quite exquisite yes...I dare say...sniff...the most pungent one yet my dear...ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff...yes..

Can you just say what your opinion is on pegging? Or what you might say to a guy while pegging him? It would be cool if you made it sound like you were exerting yourself and really ramming it in there. Some ass smacking and cock flopping sound effects would be good.

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i stumbled a bit sorry senpai

its too long

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idek what the fuck im doing in this one

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it cut off at the end rip

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the fuck am I doing

>vocaroo.com/i/s18KT1t8JCAK
shivers

thx again

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what happened to "nothing is off limits"
you seem to have made a limit here

say "Doge is a nigger faggot."

>vocaroo.com/i/s0On0YSB0H1C
accurate enough haha thank you I think it's funny

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idk if i got the pronunciation right
also sadly i gotta wrap up in 30 minutes

>vocaroo.com/i/s121yR3uezo1
too fucking funny thanks

Jesus that's hot. I'd love to be femdommed by a girl with your accent.

Ah, thank you for the water dear!
*drinking noises*
AAAUGH!!!! IS THIS PEE???? WHOSE FUCKING PISS IS THIS!?!?!? YUCK!!!
Oh! It's just yours my darling? Okay!
*drinking noises*

Thanks for the poe, my dude.

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the drinking noises are the mic held to my throat and swallowing so hope that works.

youre welcome famalam

I remember i could do multiple voices and pitches back in puberty. Then i went to high school and college and stopped talking for 6 years.

I would have liked to participate as well...

"The tip has been snipped. Bye bye foreskin, bye bye frenulum. Hello anus, hello prostate. Little weenies without hoods are nothing more than hood ornaments while getting ass slammed by mommy."

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no reason while you still cant! itll be good practice

10/10 love it
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I'm g-gonna wiggity wag my diggity d-d-dick in your figgity face f-for dissing my triggity trans g-girl s-s-s-s-stiggity style.

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Please do pic related!!! I wuv u

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I got my ass beat by a black man. I said "nigger" and he overheard me and just started bearing the fuck out of me. I completely deserved it. There's no way that we as white people should consider ourselves superior, there's no basis for it. We are soft, weak and we're not smarter than blacks. We should be their subordinates, not the other way around.
When a black man or woman starts beating you, just take the beating, don't fight back. That only makes it worse. There's no way you're going to beat them. Don't run away either, they're going to catch you.
We shouldn't be racist towards them because we are inferior. They can do whatever they want because "might makes right." We have no right to be trying to set rules for them. The only reason to be racist towards them is due to fear. We should fear them and respect them. We should always defer to them and never upset them.
You should always behave as if a black man is standing over your shoulder and monitoring your thoughts. I am every black man's bitch, just like all white men.

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>10/10 love it
Same to you. Thank you mommy.

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this was harder than expected
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anway I gotta bounce guys so heres my last one:
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Holy fuck I lol'd out loud hard

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Wasted on a spammer

You "have a fem domme who has a strapon"? Or "I am a fem domme"?

Holy fuck I lol'd out loud even louder

This is the worst thing I've ever heard and I regret requesting it

Thanks kiwi user

im femdom

thats not me kek

Stay a little longer, please.

Thanks anyway kiwi user

Are you athletic? Most Australians seem athletic.

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>this site is for mean
kek

Can you just look at this picture and react to it like you were seeing it in person? Like making fun of it and describing how it looks or whatever you want. I would be very grateful.

Aw shit looks like you left already. Oh well, I'll post anyway in case you change your mind or anyone else wants to try