Waifu General - /waifu/ #104

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I should be in bed, but I'm not. I'm just sitting around on my computer. At least Kotori is here next to me, that makes it okay.

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That is okay.
Hello anons

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Gooooooood morning /waifu/!

How's your day going?

>till not getting enough sleep, I see. If there was something I could do to help you, I would do it.
I hope it will get easier one day. Thank you.

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Cuddling with waifu on a rainy night, feeling the clean smell of her hair near me, her calm and warm breath close my arm, while we are holding hands, and her slender legs and cute feet playfuly touching mine. Then wake up next morning, while being totally iluminated by the morning sun, getting greeted by that beautiful smile of hers that I'll try to make even bigger by telling her how much I love her, which will also iluminate my entire day as well.

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>her legs
>not her HUGE lamia tail wrapping all of your body.
QUE PUTAS MADRES ESTAS HACIENDO , CHE?

>implying I wouldn't ask her to shapeshift some days to a lamia and others to a human to enjoy both her strong lamia body and her small and lovely feel
Hay que saber disfrutar la variedad pinche boludo

>small and lovely feet*

I never considered her shapeshift ability.
Un punto de vista ejemplar , che.
Eres un pieputo tambien?

I like Nazrin alot. Can I fit her in here?

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>centipedes
SPOILER THAT SHIT JESIS FUCK

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Doesn't really allow her to shape into anything she wants like a ditto, but she should be able to get into a lamia form
Solo si se trata de mi esposafu, parecio todas y cada una de las hermosas partes de su cuerpo

Apologize on behalf of all centipedes

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I know this feel but luckily it's the weekend I can finally be up as late as my NEET days.

This is nice.

Is there a connection between her and the centipede?

Hey Urabefag, I have a spoiler for you. I was thinking today about a bodily fluid I don't think we discussed yet. I don't know if you've been in this place but there's been a couple nights I've spent just hugging a toilet and vomiting up everything I have. I saw a scene in an anime where a girl helped a guy too drunk and forced her hand into his mouth to force the vomiting. I want her to do the same thing. To guide me when I can't help myself and to force her hand in my throat and she comforts me as I hack up puke and vomit. I think her arms around my shoulder would be so comforting. And she would see me at my weakest and help me through it. Lost in a little world we made together in that room, my head in a daze of love and nothing but her beautiful eyes looking worriedly at me to occupy my thoughts.

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No, the centipede is there just for show. The puking is a little bit over the top but I can see the appeal

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Right, I was worried about scaring you off by linking you with my post. Me and the urabefag and a couple others have a habit of posting edgy fantasies of ours about our beloved in spoilers feel free to ignore them. Or join in.

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It's alright. I came prepared for this sorta stuff I think.

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>that spoiler
Yes , this pleases the Urabefag.

You know , I have been in the same place some times.
not of drunkenness as i think was your case but rather from sickness.
I felt so vulnerable , i couldnt breathe and my throat hurt.
i also was alone in this hell with only my dog staring at me , no one worrying for my health but my dog who doesnt understand quite well what is going on.
To have someone help you at your most vulnerable form.
They could do ANYTHING to you and you would be unable to even protest , but she takes your weaknesses and covers them , protects them , makes you feel safe , makes you feel calm during this hell .
Sometimes i steel through stuff with hate and anger , letting the wounds pile and the pain making me angrier but sometimes i wish that i could break and have someone lift the pieces and kiss them before putting them back together.
I put up a fake smile , i keep going even after my muscles stop responding , i dry my tears , i try to forget all the painful stuff and put up my act that i have practiced since i have memory but i wish i could just stop acting.
I wish i had someone who i trust enough to show my weakest side to.

What was the anime btw?

And you should totally read sundome , it talks to me like no other work has been able to.
The things it portrays , the characters and their feelings , their filthy and deviant acts.
I have been saving the panels that i like and they are beautiful
>Blood licking
>Love bites
>lifting your loved one.
>The intrincate and beautiful balance between pain and love
>Mouth to mouth feeding
>Ear kissing
>nose licking
>eye kissing
>Kissing through clothes/bandages.
>>licking tears

It is absolutely amazing how much of my shit this manga has showed me.
I wish i had read it before.


And dont tell the other Urabefag but this is how NNKX should have gone instead of the blueball fest it had.

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Did a lot of homework, bombed a biology exam, posted my waifu, and played some Dirt Rally. Not a bad day.
This sounds very lovely.
Don't scare off the newfriends lad
ESPECIALLY don't scare off the newfriends

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I am not even in my edgy mood.
I am in my twisted hopeless tragic romantic mood right now.

I am sorry for saying that Phos' liquid gold wings are prettier than Rakka's.
I mean , they are but i shouldnt say such mean stuff

>Blood licking
>Love bites
>lifting your loved one.
>The intrincate and beautiful balance between pain and love
>Mouth to mouth feeding
>Ear kissing
>nose licking
>eye kissing
>licking tears
All 10/10, but what's the hots in kissing through clothes? You'd just be tasting clothes.

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I also forgot to add that when i find something ABSOLUTELY PATRICIAN like a terran assfucking the everloving shit out of a protoss cheesefag or such a fine act of benevolence that god smiles upon his children i make this italian hand gesture of putting all of your fingers together and yell BRAVISSIMO as i close my eyes.
And boy , i cant stop doing it while reading this shit

Is she a loli?

Is it wrong to have her as a waifu?

???

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The anime I was talking about was Shigatsu no Lion, it's about a young shogi prodigy struggling to live on his own. I only watched the anime but I hear the manga is masterfully done. I downloaded Sundome, when I have the time I'll definitely check it out. If it's about love so raw as you say it is I'm sure I will enjoy it.

I don't think we scared him off.

Goddamnit the thought of that is making me actually laugh. Zerg masterrace get on my macrogame

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FBI, OPEN UP ORIGNALLY

Yes and no but original.

Yes she is.
No it doesnt.
????
PROFIT

Just a personal kink of mine that involves sensory-deprivation.
I consider it really intimate because you dont know what could be going on the other aide but your loved one uses this trust of yours to make you feel loved and safe instead of afraid

>Zerg
I used to offrace as zerg but my HFY made me feel guilty and now i exclusively play terran.
Against zerg I usually go HAM with mech as i spam THE EDF DEPLOYS.

And believe me you are going to love Sundome.

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The younger the better desu

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I'm finally free. I apologize if I screamed at anyone who didn't deserve it in recent times, I've been living in a nightmare and I'm finally done with it
There was a guy years ago who said on /jp/ that he dreamt of nazarin and he didn't even like her
Some other user told him to accept that he had found his waifu
The original user never responded, was that you?
I've been close to there. Any time I was super fucked up and desperate and sick though I've been alone
I'm so far away from that it almost hurts

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Glad that you are relatively better , Madofag.

I like your posts , they are very insightful and rich just like the alicefag's.

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Morning everyone. Just woke up

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I don't like this image tbhfams

Where can I buy those long gloves? What are they called?

Asking for a friend

Here is an image of your wife as drawn by my own wife's artist.
I hope that it will ease your suffering.

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By today I will join your ranks. My waifu is Rem from Re:Zero.

Also I love to collect figures of her.

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I don't know actually. The only reason she has them is because I didn't want to draw fingernails.
They are pretty neat though, aren't they?

I juat finished Sundome.

A fucking masterpiece , it has everything i have looked for in a tragic romance manga and more.

I just cannot put into words how beautiful it was.

Goodnight , waifufags.
Make sure to love your waifu.

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I appreciate that, I do really like that artstyle, it always impresses me because it looks like mspaint or similar but is so distinct from that
I'm very poor actually for first world standards

I doubt it. I rarely post anywhere.

Sweet dreams spitball

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You may be a poorfag but your posts sure reek of a cultured individual

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I really like this masked man.

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I have been thinking about her non-stop the entire morning and my heart rate has been pretty high because of it. It was a good thing since it filled me with energy for the rest of the day and 'm feeling pretty fresh despite getting less sleep than usual. She's my sunshine. I love her.

How are you all doing this fine day?

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I'll probably just fap to some loli porn and sleep. God I hate weekends.

I'm doing great. Have been learning Java for the past 3 hours. Rem looks real good today.

sd

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Morning, ye cunts. Don't stop loving your waifus, you hear?

>How are you all doing this fine day?
I just woke up. Not sure what I plan on doing next, really.

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going to sleep at 8am ama

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I'm not doing good, but I figured it was better to keep it to myself instead of attentionwhoring and blogposting about it for sympathy points

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Not sure what it was, but I've been in a good mood since a couple days ago. I feel a lot more optimistic and my problems seem simpler. It's likely because I keep thinking about being with her.

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Woke up about a hour ago. Still loving this wonderful pilot.

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Weekdays aren't any better.

New merch arrived of the wife. Super fucking happy about it since I can now finally sleep with something that I can cuddle.
Next week the dakimakura will arrive.
Already got my eyes on a giant wall scroll and other stuff that I'll order soon.
Because who needs food when you got your waifu with you.

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G'morning my fellow waifufags.
I fell asleep etremly early last night.
Bored t the teeth right now.
How are you all?

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I love Elizabeth.

Now that's a crossover I want to see, lol.

I had an okay day. Pretty bored as well now. Kinda wanna go out again but there's nothing to do.

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Weekends are boring. Too boring.

Nah, weekends are great. Keeping oneself busy is the key to not being bored.

Ohayou, Remanon

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I'm doing fine wish i could spend my birthday with Nozomi but I've still go to wait for a bed to come. Might by some merch if i have time to make up for it later, if i can be bothered after putting some of my room back together.

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well not everyone is an easily entertained brainlet

Like Leahfag?

Im horribe at that

Ohayou gozaimasu zerozeroni tomodachi

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I want to bully neko Rem by pulling her tail.

Before I started learning Java and drawing I was bored all the time.

sd.-

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Slow day? hope people are having a good weekend.

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I will not let you do that

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Guilty of raising half-elves with my waifu!

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Well I'm back and awake and got Kotori here in my arms, so I guess I'm doing okay all things considered.
>Don't stop loving your waifus, you hear?
I wouldn't dream of it.
>I'm not doing good
Sorry to hear that, anything I can do? Want to talk about it?
>figured it was better to keep it to myself instead of attentionwhoring and blogposting about it for sympathy points
Oh. Wait, am I getting called out?
>hope people are having a good weekend.
Only been awake for maybe an hour, but it's been fine I guess.

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(((he))) is being called out

>ywn betray your own race for the sake of making a family with your waifu even if the half dragon lineage ends up destroying the human race
Why even live

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I'm not in a mood to talk about it. I'm getting pizza later so it's something. Thank you for caring
I'm not calling anyone out, sorry if it looked that way. I just figured that I shouldn't bother others with my problems

>I just figured that I shouldn't bother others with my problems
You shouldn't think like that, at least not when you're here. I understand that you might not want to seem like someone who's downing the mood, but we're all friends here, and part of being friends is that we listen when a friend is feeling troubled.

t. leahfag
Stop attentionwhoring.

That didn't sound like Leahfag at all

Only he would want to attentionwhore

he'd want me of all people to talk about my problems and get support? I don't think so.

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He wants a gateway to attentionwhore. Talking about your problems is attentionwhoring.

Questions.
>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?

Not Julieposter, but it feels terribly out of place to complain about my problems here. Like, do you really want to hear about how I cried in bed for 3 hours because of the disgusting headache I got from the narcolepsy drugs I've been abusing? I guess I just did exactly that, complain, but you get what I mean. This post made you uncomfortable which is why I keep shit like this from here.

>He wants a gateway to attentionwhore.
Ah I see.
>Talking about your problems is attentionwhoring.
yes, I was aware.

I love Luka!

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>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
I probably couldn't take her out in public without disguising her zombieness. I'd make sure to bring her meat to keep her sated. Hopefully I don't need human flesh. If she can only speak in groans, that'd be fine since we have a bond.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
I'd give her a big wet kiss so she can taste how much I love her. After our lips break, I'd cuddle her closely for the rest of the night.

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Did you remember to take your medicine?

I'm good, I seem to have broken my bed railing in my nightly flailing about. I've got a plan to fix it.

Do you watch the sunrise sometimes?

This but Lovecraftian.

>Zombie
Heh, that doesn't really change much.
>Reassurance
Well the only thing to do in that situation is hold her tight and just talk about how much she means to me and how lovely she is until we gently drift off back asleep. Dreams are dreams, and hopefully next to each other they would be nothing but sweet.

As far as complaints go, I've complained aloud in these threads before and it helped me. I think these threads should be places where people feel like they can say what they want to say and be free among friends.

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Oh geez. I try to do something nice and I just get called Leahfag. Okay, that's going on the list of things I'm never doing again.

It didn't make me uncomfortable, but now I just don't want to hear it.

Sunrise isnt comfy when you are pulling all-nighters.
>Havent finished already
>Oh fuck the sun is rising already.
>Please god make me a vampire and have the sun kill me

>Questions.
>>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
Do it like that Benantoka doujin.
Make sure she is fresh , loved and sated.

>>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
Through her drool telepathy stuff make her feel how i feel towards her until her heart races like a warring drum , her blood rushes like a breaking dam , her flesh goes red with passion and her mouth drools with love and anticipation.Make her feel what words cannot express

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I disagree but that's probably because most of my all-nighters were by choice. Watching the sun rise because you can is great.
>that spoiler
Patrician as fuck, I want our nights to be nothing but filled with passion.

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My man.
And my all nighters have been by choice too.
>If i had done this before i wouldnt have to squeeze a weekload of work into a single fucking night.

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More like a slow life. But there's nothing wrong with that.
I also found this artist who seems to have his style slightly inspired by love live, so Lucina ends up looking a bit like Nozomi. Thought you might enjoy it.
>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
Put her out of her misery. She would never want to become a monster that harms people.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
Tell her I love her? I'm not very skilled or tactful when it comes to comforting people, so I'd probably must stay with her and do stuff with her.
I'm doing fine right now. Need to apply for that job and practice in a bit though.

Here's some questions for this slow thread.
>What kind of threads would your waifu post in? On what boards?
>If your waifu were to be brought to our world, what would she do? What sort of occupation would he/she have and what would she do with his/her time?
>What is one of your favorite movies that you have watched recently? Would your waifu like it?

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I want rem rem to to hit me with a truck cuz I am traitourous scum

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Oh man what have you done ?

>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
With zombie you mean like a ghould kind that she can't eat anything bur human flesh or just a living corpse and that's it? I it's the latter then I wouldn't mind it that much, anime zombies are usually cute and I don't care about her looks, only about the person she is. She's probably smell funny though so I'd ask her to use some deorodant.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
Tell her that the dream me is a flaming homo, and that I'd never stop loving her for something like her looks. I already spent too much time being in live with her and hoping that she'd be on my side someday to show her my feelings, why would I drop everything away for something like that?

This, there's literally nothing wrong about talking about your problems waifu related or not and looking for some advice as long as you don't just to get attention. That's pretty much what the thread is about.

Great taste user, which songs are your favorites?

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>there's literally nothing wrong about talking about your problems
t. attentionwhore

Leahfriend this isn't necessary. Just move on.

Fuck off Leahfag.

>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
This will be quite the challenge. Assuming she still possesses her personality, she'd want to go outside. I'd try my best to disguise the fact that she's a zombie from the public, and I'd have to explain to her that people don't like it when she tries to eat their brains. She might have to walk around with a hood and sunglasses on (to hide her clouded, featureless eyes) even if it's really hot out. Don't ask me how I'm going to cover up the smell.

If she can eat any sort of flesh I'd have to buy a lot of raw meat. A more morbid solution would be to dig up recently interred corpses and let her eat those, or maybe persuade a morgue or a hospital to give me their "leftovers", so to speak. The whole feeding issue will be quite expensive no matter what.

I'd still want her to maintain her interests, so I'd take her to a place where she can do archery without her seeing someone and immediately wanting to eat them alive. I might have to ditch anything horse-related though, because she might try to eat them as well. All in all, I'd do anything for my zombie Scottish princess, even if it feels at times like I'd be better off without the stress. Also, having a zombie backing you up would end confrontations pretty quickly (plus, I think her groans and other zombie noises would sound cute).
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
I'd hold her close and tell her in great detail how much she means to me. Dreams that have a profound affect on the mind shouldn't be ignored.

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Just finished a game of civ 6 as england, it was fun. Now I'm just waiting on my pizza.

Might just start another one as the Netherlands on a Terra map. Get that good ol' colonialism in there.

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Today is Miku day, i'm going to spend it by listening to her songs!

Of course she is, isn't she like two weeks old in the anime? Anyway there's nothing wrong with that.

Hello there, share some songs of her!

>Congratulations! Your waifu is real and she loves you very much! The only problem? She's a flesh-craving zombie. How does that affect your relationship?
Is it gonna be like zombieland saga? If yes, no problem, if not i'd have to put her out of her misery, better not to think about that though.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your waifu crying loudly. In between sobs she says that she had an awful dream in which you said that you didn't love her. How do you comfort her and reassure her of your love?
I'd tell her i love her, and embrace her till she calms down, then cuddle her to sleep.

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Mind saying who your waifu is misterious rude poster?

>pizza
I'm fasting and now you've made me hungry god damn it

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