Basic things you don't know how to do

I can't help but stare at people.

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league of legends rotted your brain

>mail a letter/package
Didn't know i don't know how to do that until you mentioned it

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Maybe he never had a father to buy him a bike and teach him how to ride one

>Just learned today that I actually have to wash my asshole

I think that gives you a good scope of my iq. Yes today is the first day in my entire life my asshole has had body wash on it.

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not OP but can cook somethings. first learned while I was in grade school
Does it still count if you haven't cooked in a few years?

this is correct my friend.

>too retarded to talk, either go with autopilot smalltalk or talk about stuff no one gets.
>handle money
>drive
>basic math
I think I'm good

I don't play nerdy games.

I feel sorry for people who do not know how to drive.

we both know you do

What do you mean you have to wash it

These are real fucking feels.

You actually have to put body wash on it while in the shower

>don't know how to make friends or connect with people
never learned how to snap my fingers
>can't ride a bike; was never taught how
>can't whistle
>can't do a front/back flip(almost every boy I knew growing up could do flips)

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>dont know how to withdraw money from an ATM
>dont know how to deposit money
>dont know how cook
>dont know how to make my bed

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>go to the doctor
>go to the dentist
>get healthcare
those are the really distressing ones
>talk to people
>cook
those are the less important ones that I can think of for now

>taxes
>interpersonal relationships
>not be creepy
>rape

a-a-user? What is up with that? I only ever stare at people. Ill watch them and just observe their every movement and mannerism. Ill listen to them talking and just not take my eyes off them.
Is it super creepy or what? Do you ever get caught? I have a few times but i just smile it off.

>can't slize bread properly

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I don't know how to clean my vagina. I've tried wiping it with a sponge but it hurt way too much so I had to stop and try other things but none of them work and it really smells all the time. I've tried the following

>using a steam cleaner (this burnt me)
>wiping with a sponge (this really hurts)
>wiping with a flannel (this really hurts)
>squatting in balsamic vinegar (made it feel weird for ages)
>putting limescale from the kettle into my vagina, I thought it would prevent gunk building up but it just got sore and i think infected
>putting lemon juice on my vibrator and using it, again this burnt and felt weird
>mixing 1/4 tsp of drain unclogger with a lot of water and pouring it in. this did nothing and i am very worried that i did it
>i hears sea salt can draw water and my vagina is moist so i covered a bandage in sea salt and wrapped it round my crotch and walked round like that for an entire day. people said i smelt salty and my vagina was sore at the end
>poured coffee granules into my underpants and wore them for a day, but it didn't work

I'm at my wits end here. I smell disgusting.

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go to your gyno get tested for STDs and take some estrogen. Balance your fucking hormones. and eat a better diet.

That's some low quality larp-ing, user.

> how to spit
> how to blow my nose normally

They don't know that i'm watching because i'm in their blank spot. I get bored and i find it a delightful past time to know how people act nowadays.

I don't know how to proper maintean/clean, shoes, clothes... neither how to match them, how to decide if a bargain is good or not, normie grooming-related things like that.

My dad worked all the time.. I remember my elderly next door neighbour pushing me down the road for the first time on bike stabilisers...

them feels.. I think my dad regrets working so much now I think it would upset him if I told him that story

>whistle
>kiss someone
>swim (im not african american)
>get a gf
>not be a sperg

I still dont know the fucking calendar like i cant get myself to memorise the months