Sister has friend over and i need to hide

Just fuck with them the whole time, EX Screaming randomly or embarrassing your sis.

>post results as greentext

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>hiding from a subhuman 9-yo

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Are you prone to hanging with 9 year olds user?

children are the devil
nasty little shit factories that make stink up every space they inhabit
ugly, loud, annoying, and gross
why would you feel so bad about hiding away from them?
i feel like this thread has ulterior motives though and if that is the case OP you should get help or an hero

our house is fucking dirty, overall in poor state. its fucking embarrassing when i think that as soon as her friend leaves, she will tell her parents about the desolate place we have to exist in.

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>at home playing video games
>little sister brings a friend over
>introduces her to me
>friend doesn't say anything, just turns off my PS4 and leaves the room
>mfw
Children are an enigma

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I'm amazed she would even know how to do that. Turning off a PS4 isn't exactly the most intuitive thing.

i doubt she used the controller.

>calling someone loser on Jow Forums

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Even on the machine itself, the power button is not immediately noticeable and even when it is, it's not a "button". It's a heat sensitive strip that you would have to hold your finger on for like 5 seconds.

The point is, user's story is kinda brittle.

run user, they're dangerous

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Not all the PS4 models are like that senpai, mine just has a button on it that you press instead of the sensor

i meant she could simply unplug the power cord

they do shit like this because they know you cant do anything about it
>friend's daughter, 6 and her cousin, 9
>us grownups drinking beers in the garage
>the kids are drinking juice
>they want to play in the culdesac
>9 year old literally shoves her cup into my lap and runs out
>spill kool-aid all over me
>everyone laughing too much to be mad

maybe she has a sibling, relative, or friend with one? its not like she was born just before she entered his room

>kool aid
are you a nigga?

i wish i was able to be social. drinking beer in the garage sounds fun

i was one of 2 out of 7 of us
we were a crew that would have made diversity activists everywhere proud

also that was a good era, i'm a recluse for 5 years now

> one out of 2 out of 7
what? english is not my native lang
i have 7 siblings(im a nigga) and we never had a good relationship. i once beat my brother into hospital.

when you asked "are you a nigga?" i meant yes, i am one of 2 niggas there, out of 7 people total

>beat your brother to hospital
why? what did he do?

if my country had non existing gun controll like america i probably would have shot someone by now. he did nothing we were teenagers, had an argument and fought like any other day but i hit hus head and he started bleeding. thus hospitalized

>non existing gun controll like america
stop believing what you see on tv
some states don't let their citizens own anything without registering it and severely limiting the type and amount
some(few) states let you carry without a permit IF you can pass a background check, the same one that everyone has to do to buy one

OP needs to learn how to annoy his sisters.

be me 22 sister 11
sister has a friend over.
slowly and very creepily open the door and tell her
did you feed the cat? ( we don't own a cat)
they stare at me in confusion and she says "what the hell? we don't have a cat."
I get closer to her lean down grab her shoulder then I look right at her friend and said. This is the 4th cat we lose cause she won't feed it.
I then get back up slowly begin to close the door and when there is only a small gap I whisper "cat killer"

I then opened the door quickly all the way and said "Hi Jan" with a smile and waved at her friend. She smiled back and said, "hi user". Then I looked at my sister and went tsk tsk and closed the door again.

I have done various things like this to annoy her.
sometimes depending on what room they are in, I will stare at them like Joey (pic related)
It bothers my sister and her friends love it. (yes, I have banged one of them)

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eat her out you pussy

I want to but yea the whole incest taboo kind of stops me. her friends are good for now. I mean its been years since those days but I still think about them with lust.

>yes, I have banged one of them
Uhhhh, user, does your sister hang out with people way older than her? Coz you know how this sounds if she doesn't, right?

it was years later.
how many years?...
well.

>literally hiding from a child

Why do you even give a shit of what a random 9 year old thinks of you?

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Buy them snack, pop your head in every once in awhile to see if they are okay, then go back to your room and play video games. Not hard dude.

woah that escalated on the end there