/r9gay/ - #641

Because the Switch doesn't have a messaging system?

I know cuteboys got a new map that isn't zeemaps but I want one for r9gay

>never kissed before
how?

nii#4860

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US of A? Got Discord?

Why though? Like I said it makes it no different from a /soc/ meet up thread and even if you had people nearby I genuinely doubt you'd get lucky enough to find someone. There's an user here that constantly asks for an Ohio bf and there's easily 4+ Anons from Ohio all within a pretty good distance of each other but none ever actually meet up.

no, maybe

Who should I have kissed? I'm autistic so dont wanna kiss my parents, I just shake their hands instead of hug or kiss and I have no one else close to me

because this is /r9gay/ and not /gaygen/ please head on back now

Are you dumb or something? I don't want a normie soc thing. I want a robot thing for us robots. Also not everyone is from USA.

well, which one
i don't mind keeping an eye on it if people want one

i vote that that all americans are immediately excluded for reasons of burger

>tfw no bf to hit me in the back of the head while I rim him

how do I get a jerk off buddy

how the fuck would that work? what kind of position are you imagining here?

I think he is imaging his bf is laying on bed and getting rimmed and then he moves his legs to leglock him into position so he can't move and have to just rim and rim and while doing that hitting him during the locking.

Please don't dash my dreams user

>Are you dumb or something?
I could ask you the same thing, you're unironically suggesting we have something that displays where people are and for what? What's so hard about just asking "Any robots near (location)?" It is an issue that sometimes people seem compatible from the start and then get disappointed when they realize they're on different continents but that's why it's easier to just lead up with your location from the start.
>Also not everyone is from USA.
You're missing the point, I was trying to say that despite that these robots are all within driving distance of each other they never actually once met up or made any effort to. What exactly makes you so sure that anyone else would with a zeemap or something similar?

your dreams are stupid
i rather take a facesitting position or dickslapping than your retarded shit
so he hits him with the legs? that is a very complicated position, won't work well

Not gonna reply to burger with severe autism and low brain utilization.

imagine saying this
>I want a robot thing for us robots.
but then saying this earlier
>I know cuteboys got a new map
if you're going to pretend to be a robot at least be smart about it retard

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Zeemaps is fine it allows up to 100 pins and we rarely get over 100 unique IPs

nah it is isnt fine, just because we rarely get 100 unique IPs, doesn't mean that there isnt a whole lot more that lurk

my cum is sticky and stringy and kinda transluscent right now
how do i make it more milky white and liquidy?

if you faggots make a zeemap i will unironically litter it with pins in the north pole this isn't /soc/

Drink more water, get more vitamin D, Zinc and a healthy diet.

kek lmao lol desu senpai

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user can easily make it approval only, you'd just be wasting your own time, especially considering how much discordfagging and "where are you at" posts as is

I think it's really hot when anons talk about really lewd stuff like how big and hard their cocks are while they are posting cute, innocent looking pictures of anime girls.
Why?

My cock is very small

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This. It is very easily preventable thou I do appreciate your ambition.

zeemaps would be as much of a waste of time as me doing that, not like there's anything else i should or could be doing anyways. approval only just means they'd have to approve it where i put it down, nothing is really stopping me from picking realistic locations

Still hot, sorry

>My cock is very small
How small?

My penis is very small and flaccid

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Sleepy peepees are very cute!

Actually you're right, they are adorable

Approval as in whoever makes it manually approves pins retard, also way to dodge the discord problem

only 4' user

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not really dodging the problem, i don't really get the point of you saying that though is it meant to be a detriment to me? it just sounds like it'd be worse for the zeemaps than for my plan

That's cute would love to suck off you and play with your butt at the same time :3

>I'm going to shitpost and get mad specifically about zeemaps
>the 24/7 discordposting is okay though guys

i never said it was ok but its not like im really affected by it, as constant as the discordposting may be it's not like theyre encouraging everyone to post their discords and make themselves known, it's just one on one anons who jerk off and then complain about ghosting. zeemaps is encouraging the entire thread to participate and make themseleves known, at that point just make trips the norm

the zeemap wouldn't affect you either user, if anything it'd lessen the amount of discordposting in the thread
that being said, i dont want either, just go to soc you failed normans

I'd love to meet a homosexual in real life so I could show him what real "homophobia" looks like

I don't hate the trip idea...

>tripfags
no

i never really liked that spelling of faggot it looks gross

>tripfags
stop

>it looks gross
I know that's why I chose it :3
Why Shitter though? Isn't that kind of gross too...

>tripfags
im leaving

am i gay for wanting my tinder trap/femboy date to fuck me for a couple of minutes before i fuck her?

nice dubs maybe tripfags are the new way to go about this whole thing. it's gross but at least it's spelled right, faggot
>her
maybe the dubs are a mistake

she identifies as a female when she gets sexual, that's for sure. i just treat her penis like i would a vagina.

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED

FEED
AND
SEED

CHUCK'S

FUCK

AND

SUCK

>formerly chuck's
FEED
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SEED

SUCK AND FUCK

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Bye! You were probably boring anyways lmao
:3 Sounds hot, are you pretty masculine user? I've always wanted to wear a skirt and stuff but it feels naughty in the good and bad way
:C You don't have to be a bully about it...

I'm happy about my dubs though

you're not a faggot if youre pretending the boy you're fucking is a girl, get out. for your sake i hope he passes otherwise thats even worse and honestly makes you a bigger faggot than you would if it was just a regular tranny

dubs again? wtf are the odds of that

He's still fucking a boy you dumb nigger, if its a boy then he IS gay whether you like it or not

Looks like I win then >;3c

i'm straight. i've only been in hetero relationships, because i think i prefer a female in that role. however, most of my sexual experiences have been with females. i'd say about 60%. the others have been with traps/crossdressers/shemales, id' say probably 30% of the time. and on the very odd occasion, i've bottom, but only by way older and bigger guys, like bears. but that's like if i get really stoned, probably once every year or two. as for me, i look like your every day straight guy, you could say twink-ish.

she doesn't pass like a pornstar/model would, which i guess makes it a bit more kinky for me lol.

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>he doesn't alienate his crush with his crazy behavior

>this post will never ever be made again
;_;

well you're definitely not straight

l'm aIone

>Tfw alienating my crush because I am completely incompetent socially and jjust constantly say retarded things

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not to be controversial i say with a trip on but if the guy he's fucking is completely dressed up like a girl he's not really gay whether you like it or not because by that logic a completely passing trans woman should be something you're attracted to and would fuck since she just has a penis and was/is a boy
>i'm straight
>i've bottom, but only by way older and bigger guys, like bears.
you're just bi, being high doesn't change the fact that you let a pretty masculine man get inside you. i guess that explains why youre ok with the """"girl""" having a cock

What's your name? Do you play with /ssbg/?

Me too, forever and ever.

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Hey that reply was for me meanie!
That still sounds pretty hot user, I wish I was a cute girl if I put on girl clothes...

yeah nope, i did that and he now hasn't talked to me in a month and last time he did, he basically told me to fuck off :)

well, thanks for the feedback. seems like nothing wrong with what i do, i guess. would this in any way affect my future relationships with females though?

the handful of relationships i've been with, one even lasting 3 years, i always found that after a while i'd feel like sleeping with a trap/crossdresser/transwoman. and the desire would get greater with time.

does my sexual situation, which i've just explained to you, affect that? if i didn't have those likes, and was just a 100% straight guy, would i still get those desires, and that extreme? does a 100% straight guy get the same temptation, or because mine would be something exotic to my sexuality, that it would make it way different of a situation?

Some people are really paying bills with their onlyfans money...i don't know if thats sad or clever

I'm not well known there. It's all in moonrunes.
I do.

Shut up in what world is that sad omg, literally free money for just having your cock out meanwhile you dummies here do it for free on discord and in the thread ... I think we know who wins at the end of the day

if you were 100% straight you wouldn't get those desires but no it won't affect your relationships as long as you don't act on it and can continue to love your gf

CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK

AS IN SEX- TO HAVE INTRCOURSE WITH SOMEONE. THATS RIGHT FOLKS I SAID IT SUCK IS TO SUCK A COCK AND I KNOW THAT THE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD MAY OR MAY NOT BE INTERESTED IN THAT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? FUCK AND SUCK IS OWNED BY CHUCK
>formerly

CHUCK IS A KEK BECAUSE SNEED PRACTICALLY MADE HIM HIS BITCH BOY SO THE SO CALLED ((OG)) YOU ALL PRAISE SO MUCH IS SNEED'S BITCH. SNEED FEEDS CHUCK HIS SEED HENCE THE NAME ""FEED AND SEED"" BECAUSE CHUCK IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT ANSD LOVES GETTING HIS BUSINESS SOLD TO SNEED, FACE THE FACTS PEOPLE

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>if you were 100% straight you wouldn't get those desires
that's what i was talking about specifically. is that something that's kinda proven? like, a straight guy would get those desires, but just for other females instead of my desires? so you think it is definitely because mine are more exotic to the supposed "norm"? dammit.

>jerked off to guys shit jacking, farting, and burping again
I can't quit.

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it just means you have a fetish for traps, obviously if you liked them past that you'd just get a relationship with them but you like women and femininity at the end of the day more than masculinity, which traps inherently have unless they're super passing with low t or hormones. a straight guy would probably not even dream of getting with a tranny or something similar, not like it makes much of a difference seeing as you're doing fine with whatever you're getting

if you're straight you don't have those desires to begin with. the entire selling point that most guys have towards a trap is the naughtyness of the fact that there's a penis there while they look like a girl, it's an inherently bisexual/homosexual fueled fetish/desire.
>a straight guy would get those desires, but just for other females instead of my desires
i dont get what you're asking here

that's quite disgusting user

That why i said clever too the only that sucks about it is people can screen record or record on another device and post and profit of it

Do you want someone to poopy on you?

>tfw no bully bf to bully me and call me names

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That only really happens if you're super famous tho, even if it did people are still going to pay because people are still making money from it dummy!

>i dont get what you're asking here
during a relation, after some time together, i obviously start noticing other females, just like any guy would, it's only natural. and i'm sure that most guys, straight/gay/bi, also get aroused and tempted by other people. i was asking specifically to what degree, and if straight/gay/bi/curious guys suffer the same intensity when it comes to noticing/getting tempted other people, outside of your relationship. do we all get bored the same during a relationship, or does it affect gay/straight/bi/curious people differently?

that's pretty much me, i like bullying insecure boys and make them embarrassed

>does it affect gay/straight/bi/curious people differently?
yeah. that's why no one likes bi/bicurious guys because they usually only get in relationships with other boys to "try it out" and once they get bored of the guy they just go to a girl because boys will never compare to a woman because of a vagina, ability to have kids, different body. meanwhile gay guys are known for not being able to have a relationship last that long because of hookup culture, i mean from this thread alone people just add each other on discord and jerk off and then ghost each other

Then just kiss someone??? It's not hard you know...