What would you do if you were a negro woman?

you don't get many gibs as a black woman and we don't get away with anything because literally everyone including our own men hate us

I'd go eat my some frrried chiecken MMMM HMMMM

Have any job that I so desire handed to me on a silver platter.

Get a blonde girlfriend like all black people

Get really obese and act all sassy.

are you one of the obese and angry black women, or the chill and skinny type?

make watery noises when i'm mad and eat chicken probably

Not her but I'm overweight and I'm not angry. When I got into one teeny tiny """fight""" in school everyone talked about it because people couldn't believe the idea of me getting aggressive with someone.

How long have you been overweight? have you ever tried to lose weight?

>finally got my dream job after four years of trying
>may or may not have been hired due to diversity reasons
>it's a highly scientific/research-oriented job so there are pretty much no black people around
>sometimes get double takes when you're simply eating or walking around the site and minding your own business
>most of the people there are nerdy and white, so they like typical nerdy and white things
>this means they're into D&D and medieval reenactment
>tfw you need a European soul to enjoy those things because that stuff is all about knights and kings and fair maidens and such
>tfw never felt more out of place in your life
>tfw should have just been a hairdresser and given people weave

I am pretty chill but not as skinny as I want to be

Literally kill my self, who wants to be a nigger?