/britfeel/

Got to go to london next week. It's going to suck so much

Why have you got a name and why is it that?

>prefers squats to bench
mad man

>london
whereabouts?

was shitposting init

growing my beard as fast as i can now lads, can practicallt feel my face getting heavier because of all the hair thats coming out of it

I'm the opposite because i care more about what my top half looks like.

I haven't been in years. It's somewhere that the only reason I can see for being there is if you work there. Fuck the tourist places, there's the rest of the country for that. Lomdon is a shithole.

Central. Near Southwark

Reminder to improve your tongue posture, chew gum, and don't mouth breathe.

Rachel Riley cheated on her husband of 3 years with a man she met on strictly come dancing. Reminder that even the nice, innocent ones are still whores.

Fuck Rachel Riley, I hope she dies in a horrific accident.

That's all right then. I thought you were
/spai/

Tummy hurts lads. Must be the codiene

>prefers lowerbody to upper
sorry lass didn't realize I was speaking to a gym thot who mostly does top ten butt exercises to make you a lot juicier

Deadlift is my favourite
Feel trapped when I bench

I still care about what my top half looks like lol
I want a big bum and hips and small shoulders and arms?

>tfw a nice stranger made you smile today
it's the little things that get you through the day

oh also I said bench 2pl because that's the easiest to achieve out of 1/2/3/4 but to make it simpler you'll never hit any

Sure you're not just constipated from it?

Yeah I probably won't because I don't have any testosterone
Why are you being such a cunt?

>I want a big bum and hips
Alright cola.

Nah had a poo this morning before I took any. Might be because I had a lot of co-codomal yesterday so the paracetemol upset it

Imagine projecting this hard. You lifted your hands to the keyboard today right mate? That's a start everybody is proud of you, now try being nice.

Does estrogen mean trannies can get a big gym thot bum?

>Why are you being such a cunt?
because you gave out shit advice, puregym isn't a good gym, if he has other options they would be better telling someone puregym is the best is a shitty thing to do also do you actually have no test? if you're actually a girl then you focusing legs doesn't matter

imagine projecting so hard you accuse others of projecting

>disagree with something
>get upset
>brainlet.jpg

beard has now taken control of me completely and is typing this message

>puregym isn't a good gym
what should I look for instead lad?

Yeah, I've had multiple compliments on my bum

You are literally talking to cola.

Unless they were being pumped with oestrogen before puberty - no. Oestrogen is the catalyst that causes the pelvis to widen to facilitate birth. If they've had testosterone pumping through them the entire time and then hit their peak physical growth, there's no way to widen the hips without some insane surgery, which means no womanly arse.

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No not really it does make you redistributed body water though.

Thot big bums are shite anyways.

Yes, it takes many years but there has been a noticeably difference already. I'm a skeleton and sitting on me bum feels like sitting on cushions

well now I dont know who to believer

ffs how many have we got in tonight?

>no u
Very good argument you got there lid. The absolute state oh no

>Should I believe basic human anatomy or some loon tranny?
Men have a smaller pelvic region.

depends what you're long term goals are, the main issue with puregym is it's machine heavy and doesn't have much in terms of free weights, I'd generally say a smaller gym would be better or if you do go to pure gym don't fall for the machine > free weights meme or you'll never build support muscles and improve imbalances which at the start of lifting are very common so my advice would be either smaller gym or don't let staff at puregym convince you to use machines over freeweight
oh shit didn't realize I'll make sure not to reply to him again if I can

Not him but saying projecting is a Reddit way of saying no u which you did first

stella artoris > everything else

Maybe you've had bad experiences but PureGym is the best gym I've been to and it's cheap as fuck. Obviously they're not app the same but mine has
Fuck load of treadmills and bikes, 5 squat racks and two fixed benches with enough bars and weights for each of them. Free classes that look fun. Really nice showers too

This is wrong, the plates for hip growth don't close until well into the twenties. I started early enough to experience hip growth, mine are 38" at 5'10

I've been there several times and I hate it

>youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

can confirm those hips don't lie

>cheap as fuck
Look at ya nose!
Nose long like garden hose

>This is wrong, the plates for hip growth don't close until well into the twenties.

How does this contradict

>If they've had testosterone pumping through them the entire time and then hit their peak physical growth, there's no way to widen the hips

???

>depends what you're long term goals are
been working out at home a couple of years. Just want to step up my workouts, only so much I can lift at home and I get lazy and distracted.

>is a reddit way of...
Please don't tell me you truly believe this shite.

if you already have experience puregym would be fine, it's cheap, 24/7, clean you'll be fine I thought you was a beginner which IMO is someone who should avoid puregym

Remember when there are people posting about how Jow Forums they are and how they work out they end up looking like Mayuri and aren't big at all.

just ate a couple egg whites and fish oil tablets now im hench

You're saying there's no way to widen the hips yet mine have grown considerably since starting hrt and recently lifting (which doesn't widen the hips but does add to the size)

I'm just glad the Cola bullying has stopped.

Puregym has everything you need at a reasonable price. If it makes you feel superior to go to some hardcore bro lifting gym for double the price then knock yourself out.

I'm fairly sure I look bigger than Mayuri. Would have to ask shippy or moni though

It is though
projecting = no u
incel = robot
epic = based
just like yanks vs brits redditors and 4channers have different slang and terms

>You're saying there's no way to widen the hips
When you've hit peak physical growth in your early-mid twenties, as in it's literally impossible for your body to grow any further. The only part of your skeleton that can be safely manipulated and rearranged at this point is the plates in your head via tongue posture, as the plates often don't fuse until 60+ years old.

Cola shills Puregym more than he shills his hungry anus

Stop working on your nose it does NOT need to be any bigger. Nose ups are totally unnecessary for a gentlemens with such a facial phallus.

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>strawpoll.me/17578415
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cant stop fucking eating lads. been looking at news sites lately to get a sense of what's going on in the world but it's always just bollocks. someone tell me what's going on please

Had an argument with my mum which led me to squirting HP brown sauce on the sofa where she sleeps.
Need to get out.

Regardless of you like/hate cola works out and seems physically healthy while poley is a mess and pakis cant fight

It's a fight I'd like to see, regardless.

Based big boi DM

Women have test too. Real bio women. Just sayin'

I think you're making that up.

Cola would bench-press Poley into the stratosphere

>poley is a mess
"mess" is a bit strong

I could do with losing a couple stone but I'm not overweight or anything, I'm just not skinny

Not sure why we would fight but yes I would win. Moni wouldn't stand a chance. I'm better than her in literally every single aspect you would consider when it comes to fights. The only saving grace for moni is that she plays fighting video games all the time.

Anyway I'm happy to do this fight if britfeel chips in and gives the winner enough money for a boob job

This is where dmanon gets his work out and manliness tips.
youtube.com/watch?v=nlABFsv72Lg

Well well, Amer is anonposting nowadays.

I meant as in shitty diet and physically unfit. Dont mean obese or deformed or anything

Lads it's all about the /aesthetics/
I never said I was big and I don't eat enough for that to be the case, but I have muscle

Lads I might aswell be an incel at this rate.

I had sex when I was 21, and I'm 30 now, and I can't seem to attract ANY WOMEN AT ALL. I fucking hate women, they all just seem like such whores these days. I tried a few dating apps, but after literally a thousand plus swipes, I haven't even received ONE back.

Is it possible to revert back to being a later in life virgin if you've had sex once, 9 years ago?

You are big don't listen to them hun x

glad the drum n bass is back on had enough of the hardcore
oi oi keep it locked

>phone keeps bugging me to confirm e-mail address
>finally give up and sign-in
>deletes all my notes since 2014
God I hate you Apple

I'd break Poley and Cola up but I don't think I can separate two blokes by myself

Aww thnx baby cakes xx

Based nutter. In all seriousness no one has replaced Rich
youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp9kKodmYA

>Anyway I'm happy to do this fight if britfeel chips in and gives the winner enough money for a boob job
That's not how organised fights work
A purse is agreed ahead of time and we agree on the split

50/50, win or lose, that's what I'm asking or it ain't happening

>I'm better than her in literally every single aspect you would consider when it comes to fights.
bitch, please

You're only trained in running away really moderately quickly

Pretty sure I have a height advantage....and weight, fuck sake, literally the only time those points are considered positives

Why have you got to go lad? Under duress I assume?

>I meant as in shitty diet
I'm taking vitamins and stuff now, feeling the difference

>physically unfit.
I'm also doing regular walking due to work

The nice innocent seeming ones are probably the worst of them all.

Trip disappeared without me noticing

>50/50 win or lose
That's now how it works.

True. I have no abs I just look 'solid' rather than ripped. I'm lazy and dont mind though

Go on Poley, I think you'd win
You'd wield a knife, it's the Paki in you

>walking
barely counts as exercise

Your welcome hun xxx
Remember to eat

We can do a 50/50 split on revenue and commercial deals etc. but the match prize is winner takes all sorry

I played second row in middle school
I'm definitely taller than you
Your weight isn't an advantage because it's all flab, and I've been packing on muscle in the gym the past 3 months. I could squat you for reps