How does this webm make Jow Forums feel?

That girl can probably squat more than me

Why though? You can't even see the guy's dick.

>Is that really why we were born into this existence? Is this the only purpose to human life
Porn isn't really a purpose

meh, i've watched better porn

That guy is a queer

You don't need to see it. You can read the girl's expressions and see that she's experiencing unspeakable feminine pleasure.

Fair enough I guess.
If it's any consolation I know I wouldn't be able to make her feel that way even though my dick is pretty big. I'm too much of a skinny beta for that.

I meant sex simpleton

Who the fuck just gets a solid black patch on there arm lmfao.

I put it on a lot of my rangers in Xcom 2...

indifferent. Porn does nothing to me anymore in terms of feelings. It's gotten to a point where i don't care about the porn ads while check this board in public

Because if I try and fuck a girl from behind I can barely get past her buttcheeks. I would have to perpetually keep my pelvis and entire body close, and not even thrust deeply (because pulling out too far would cause the whole thing to slip out)

Guys like me who have small dicks are very limited in the positions we can fuck in, and the movements we can do in said positions

>8" penor when fully erect
>tfw GF's hips are too wide to insert anything more than the head in that position

kill me now lads

depressed and left out because they look happy and content with their bodies

>Guys like me who have small dicks are very limited in the positions we can fuck in, and the movements we can do in said positions
To be fair, big dudes are pretty limited as well. Prone bone works, but doggy is usually off limits.

I mean naturally speaking yes. We are meant to reproduce through sex and pass our genes. That's why 99.99% of people have sexual urges. Even you, user.

I feel like sleeve tattoos are and always will be disgusting

Nothing is off limits for a big dick, you simply need to get her arouse enough, then not insert the entire penis once you begin

Just because guys with big dicks are sexually incompetent because they think dick size is everything, doesn't mean dudes with big dicks are limited. Most of them are just selfish and don't do enough foreplay

Not to mention there's a massive difference in how a woman will view you if you're "limited" because you're too small, or "limited" because you're too big. Think about it

Why, what's bad about it? I think the history with sleeves and their purpose are at least interesting.

male porn starts are being accused of sexual accusations no thank. having a big dick and being good in bed is not going to protect you.

>Who the fuck just gets a solid black patch on there arm lmfao.
I bet he had a tattoo there and he started hating it and just decided to cover it with this shit.

women have no fucking leg to stand on when complaining.Sex is literally just "sit there and take it" for them. Get over yourselves women

My friend you need to stop hooking up with dead fish. Get yourself a lively one mate.

Prone bone is literally the best position, women lose their breath if you are good at it.

Just looks ugly. I'm not against tatts, I'm a fan of suicide girls. Just having most of your arm coloured in looks plain wrong

>then not insert the entire penis once you begin
This is the problem though. It's real hard to actually satisfy her when you have to be careful and gentle with her so you don't hit her cervix.
>Most of them are just selfish and don't do enough foreplay
That's pretty true, foreplay is everything.

>This is the problem though. It's real hard to actually satisfy her when you have to be careful and gentle with her so you don't hit her cervix.

No, it just requires basic bodily coordination. Just because you're clumsy doesn't say anything about the merits of a big dick vs a small one. A bigger tool is unequivocally better than a smaller one

it's weird to me that doggy style is recommended for small dicks, because it would slip out all the time unlike cowgirl or missionary

I need to remember to be thankful for my hairline.

>A bigger tool is unequivocally better than a smaller one
You've clearly never used a screwdriver. Anyhow, you can't jackhammer her if you're 8+ inches.

Yeah but you can get it in way deeper.

I get what you mean. As long as it's tasteful it's good. That being said I've seen some shitty kindergartener drawn sleeves that would make me amputate.

like getting a gf desu.

Like I want to be the girl.

Whats the trick aside from having a big fat cock

yeah it is especially worse if you have small dick and are short. you are too short to reach her butt and your dick is not long enough to make up for it. so you stuck barely trusting your tiny pecker an inch or two and struggling to not slip out

You've clearly never used a screwdriver. Anyhow, you can't jackhammer her if you're 8+ inches.

You're clearly terrible at sex, maybe inexperience? I don't know. But the fact that you said this is amusing.

Girls don't want to be jackhammered by any dick size. Jackhammering is an awful way to fuck

>get it in way deeper
>talking about a SMALL dick

You must be fucking trolling me right now

>caring what girls want
Jackhammer a girl hard and long enough and she will orgasm against her will and if she tries not to cum that will only make it more intense when it happens

>Jackhammer a girl hard and long enough and she will orgasm against her will and if she tries not to cum that will only make it more intense when it happens

Hey, wanna guess how I know you're a virgin?

>Girls don't want to be jackhammered by any dick size. Jackhammering is an awful way to fuck
You get what a I mean, you can't be as rough with her.
>>get it in way deeper
>>talking about a SMALL dick
I meant doggy in general gets you deeper, which is why it's bad for big dicks. You hit her cervix way to easily, but for small dicks you just reach a comfortable depth.

>You hit her cervix way to easily, but for small dicks you just reach a comfortable depth.

Like I said, small dicks struggle to get past her buttcheeks. And there's nothing comfortable about not being able to thrust properly and also having to keep your body close to avoid slipping out.

Look, I think you ought to just be grateful that you are well-endowed and stop telling dudes with small dicks how it is for them as if you have any idea. You don't. And you clearly have no idea how lucky you are.

Girls respond to getting fucked hard by big cocks. Get over it pussy

Someone's upset they got called out for being a virgin! Awe, how adorable

Anyway, you go ahead and keep doing you, killer. LOL

I literally just said that big guys are also pretty limited, not that it's worse than being small.

No, big guys who have no idea how to do foreplay, or are retards who don't know how to keep a consistent pace and thrust distance are limited. That's not the dick doing that, it's them being terrible at sex

She got the brie larson jawline goin on. Thought it was a tranny but I see it's just a very unlucky girl

Sharp jawlines are attractive on women, stop projecting you homo

Is looking like a douchebag a requirement to have a big peepee?

Quite splendid. That girl's ass...

Nah I look like a faggot and I still got one.

My dude, you literally can't have rough sex or sex without ages for foreplay, that's pretty limiting.

makes me feel good that I didn't destroy my body with disgusting tattoos

>My dude, you literally can't have rough sex or sex without ages for foreplay, that's pretty limiting.

I'm not sure why you're so insistent on joining a pity party when you have no place, but sure. Keep on telling yourself that, what do I really care?

Lol. Sup Brie

yeah, this is not true lol

my female (female) coworker used to tell me stories about her and her friends laughing at a dude they literally called "the jackhammer"

cringey and awkward

Anyone know who this is? Saw it on the ad but can't find it on the brazzers site.

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Ok heres what you do, you fap to something else, you cum, then delete this picture. You should forget about her in about 15 minutes. Good luck

Can you fuck them from the side laying with her ass facing you?

Assh Lee

Realistically, as long as she's perpendicular to you, you should be ok.

I dont have a small dick. I was wondering if guys with small dicks can spoon fuck.

Oh, well same answer then.

I'm currently in post-nut clarity
I feel nothing

How does this video make Jow Forums feel?

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Lol well my answer is reverse cowgirl standing ;)

It just exists to ruin the aesthetics of someones arms, the worst type of tattoo aside from completely covering your chest

Is he in her poop?

By stamina, or you cum too quickly?

When is there gonna be technology to make digital tattoos and you can buy them through an app store and it changes instantly in your skin

>tfw hung but beta
All I want is a femdom gf, but the only attractive feature I have doesn't matter for that. I hate this world.

True
>You have been muted for 2 seconds
I dont know how i forget im on r9k when its the only board i browse anymore

When its bladerunner 2049 and we all get joi gfs

Damn I'll be 59. Hopefully it still works.

>One should always fuck his girlfriend before going to jail
Makes sense.

Glad I don't have a shit hairline and shit tattoos like that loser. Also I don't like watching porn with other males in it, it feels beta to jerk off to chad's dick.

That guy has the most retarded tattoos I have ever seen. The alphabet, on your fucking leg? Really?

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>All I want is a femdom gf,
lmaoing your life, betacuck.

Unworthy

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just another reminder of what i will never experience and be able to do/handle.

His penis will be digested by her if he remains in her asshole for to long.

Honestly porn where the dude's dominant just makes me feel shitty about myself, knowing that I'll never actually satisfy a girl.

I don't think that's really how things work. Protein digestion doesn't happen in the rectum.

so, whats her name?
origionililo

pics man? your gf sounds like she has insane hips.

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what constitutes a big dick to y'all? how long/thick before you consider it to be "big"?

I'm right on the border.

>Asking dudes what their idea of big is
My man, that's a bad idea. Guys are all confused by porn and girls don't know how big an inch is. That said, when a girl sees a 6.5 inch dick she'll think its actually 8.

i just want y'all's opinion cause im celibate and dont plan on fucking, so i have no idea what girls thinks is big. though i have heard from a lot of people that girls usually over estimate their ability to take big dicks.