>mom just caught me fingering my vaginal
>she closed the door as fast as she could
>im too scared to come out of my room
Mom just caught me fingering my vaginal
Aiden Watson
Christopher Robinson
nice, what race are you?
Angel Green
next time lock your door
Benjamin Wood
>inb4 thirsty virgins think this disgusting tranny is a girl
>nice, what race are you?
Fuck, nevermind
Ryan Williams
Did you forget to tell her about the daily dilation?
Andrew Peterson
OMG haha brilliant
Absolutely fantastic
This is such a fucking WACKY post
Out of this word ZANEY
10/10 absolute Yes
Gabriel Lewis
>>mom just caught me fingering my vaginal
let me fingering it 4u uwu
Dylan Harris
your parents should already know you masturbate, it's a normal part of growing up.
if she does not bring it up, there's no reason you should either, this is uncomfortable for both of you
Luis Edwards
Asian. uwu
Henry Jackson
post vagina while youre locked in your room
Luis King
mmmmm imagine her brown-skinned hairy vagina
i will never know how touching a vagina feels like
being alive is like being dead
Aaron James
>hairy
I shave! :(
Colton Price
>I shave! :(
whore
Nicholas Edwards
>whore
sounds like someone is a virgin.
Lucas Davis
why?
why do you shave?
Levi Baker
I hate to be the one to say it but this is a larp.
Zachary Ross
> disgusting tranny
tfw you realize that a mother somewhere walked in on her crossdressing son putting his fingers in his anus
press f
William Jones
Do you know what hygiene is, user?
Blake Parker
you can have a hygienic hairy pussy
where were you planning to cum before you got interrupted by your mom?
you talk about hygiene but you probably didn't even wash your hands
Thomas Nguyen
>sounds like someone is a virgin.
and that's a good think
can't wait to burn you soon
Easton Wood
>Do you know what hygiene is, user?
yeah and hair is hygienic and natural you stupid slut
hope you die of your shitty countries pollution
Alexander Rogers
>you talk about hygiene but you probably didn't even wash your hands
How am I supposed to wash my hands when I am too fearful to leave my room? :(
Leo Hall
so you're typing with your fingers and hands full of vaginal fluids
that is unhygienic
having a comfy bush covering your vagina is not necessarily unhygienic, that's my whole point
and btw i would like very much to see your vagina but because it is not hairy i have no reason to be really interested because you are removing the stuff that makes it pretty and cozy because of MUH HYGIENE
Ian Myers
chinese are subhuman
it's called a Clorox wipe
Hunter Nguyen
Post that bacalhau.
Noah Lewis
lmfao never change OP
Blake James
nice job user,
>be young friend gave me some playboy magazines
>his family are weird, they live off of flipping thing at the flea market
>friend gave me some old playboy magazines 1980's
>dad found them under my dawer he started saying things in the 80's
Levi Cooper
You should be able to go out. The fact that she quickly left is because she wanted to leave you alone. There's nothing wrong with slooshing the taco.
Anthony Baker
Yeah, my mom caught me mid-fap with my dick erect and out. Nothing you can do, just accept that she found out that you're a fucking pathetic loser degenerate.
Christopher Ross
>>friend gave me some old playboy magazines 1980's
>>dad found them under my dawer
This story would be believable if the current year was 1995.
However, with the overwhelming availability of internet pornography for the past 20 years, your story sounds suspiciously dated. Either that, or you're over 35.
Jordan Perry
Eh, depends on what you had open. I am extra cautious when I beat my dick to some degenerate furry/trap bdsm ahegao shit. I'm such a faggot
Wyatt Ramirez
Doesn't matter what you had open. Masturbating means you don't have someone to have sex with.
Henry Hall
Post vagiba or gtfo
Cameron Thompson
why would she be able to see the screen?
Brandon Sanchez
Depends on room layout. Also, if you have a computer screen vs a phone