ITT: Characters who are literally you

>be female
>feel like a man on the inside

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Show us your man boobs

You're just envious. I bet you're a Pierre.

Show me your penis not orginal.

>more imagination than andrei
>inherit gigantic fortune, too cool to care
>becomes a god damn freemason
>survives borodino
>gets andrei's gril
you say this like it's a bad thing

i am a faggot, meant to reply to

very edgy, kid
bump

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Cringe and reddit-pilled

Step 1 is being a hol horse main.
Step 2 is becoming the horse.

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Im literally the joker in terms of killing retards like yous

I'm a coward
This guy is off of green mile

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people who think they are rick are actually jerry

people who think they are bird person are actually rick

Heritage of the future right?

What about the people who thought they were rick but realized they were jerry? Have they ascended or descended?

never has a character been more literally me.

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Kinda witty, but obnoxious and i act like i'm 12.

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was going to post this for myself but you beat me too it. Im not a liar like him though.

oh user ofcourse you lie everybody does.

Ne-he-he

Well Morty grows up to be Rick. I've felt like both. It's not as fun as the show makes it.

You feel like an invention of the Roman empire to trick other religions into worshipping god in human form?

Morty does not grow up to be rick.

Do I really have to get a screen grab? Ugh hold on.

Here's my proof that he does
>Now provide your proof that he doesn't.

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rick and morty is cringe
you can't be over 18 an like that
i liked season 1 back when i was 16
but when i watched season 2 at 18 i hated it

>oh user ofcourse you lie everybody does.
no not everybody does you pos

You're still dumb
That didn't change

a manly male version of raven but likes games instead of demon spell books

jesus is not god in human form. jesus is the son of god.

kys jehovah witness

what?
never was too dumb

Rick has no circle head.

>Ignored part about it being invented by the Roman empire.

No meme?
No shitposting?

Do you know where you are?

that's just a morty disguised as a rick. your standards of what constitutes "proof" are pretty low, have you considered letting Jesus into your heart? the Bible proves He lived and died for your sins, you know.

Because he isn't older. Because he hasn't traveled back to be his only friend.
>Cope harder

not a character but unironically sums me up pretty well

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Everybody loves you, but nobody likes you

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LMFAO. The Bible is the gayest shit ever. Who go to heaven if all the retard bad guys can be forgiven and go there. I never want to go to that stupid shit.

You see it as a disguise. I see it as a transitional phase. It's a less believable disguise. Where's your proof?

the asshole from clerks

Go hang yourself with your Bible belt.

>rick and morty
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
get the fuck out redd*t

yeah because that's obviously not true.

Why do I even come to this garbage of a board.

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>anime
Yikes nigga

>misunderstood
>excluded
>sexually confused
>addicted to fast food

yup, that's me

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Bullshiting everyone and everything since my conception.

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>non self aware
why are terms like this so often used by people who lack it themselves

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
discord
.gg/spgbeZR

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Your problem, not even remotely mine.

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>no not everybody does you pos
being this brainddead

The main character from Catcher in the Rye.

do u even know his name?

>lTT: Characters who are literally you
>No meme or shitposting.

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failed normie. droped out of college due to poverty. got in a barfight and went to jail. who tried to join the army to make something of myself then had a career ending back injury

needless to say i'll be killing myself soon

Mark Chapman

Most robots are literally Holden Caulfield

forgot pic original fuck captcha lkjo

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I don't
i didn't say most people didn't you stupid fucking nigger
god i wish you would die

It's been a minute since I read that book, I looked it up and his name is Holden Caulfield.

>short-term memory less than one minute

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meursault from the stranger

Pretty much Silent Bob. Just don't have a Jay.

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This is literally literally me.
yes i'm single boys

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hahahahahahahahahahhahaha that shit looks like a deeldo

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Unironically this character
Im told he is also INTP

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billy russo from the punisher series

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fpbp lmao xd

Rick and Jerry are practically the same, just that Rick is a genius.
Both are deceptive, manipulative, showoffish losers who are low-key dependent on others admiration no matter how they want to hide it. They are also Self-serving douches.

I had something with a drawing of her on it and my mom thought I drew myself as a witch. Sadly her life is more accurate to mine than I wish it was. Mental health issues, unemployed, codependent relationship, addiction issues. Not as pretty or stylish though, I'm more Kmart chique than a cool zine witch girl

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Just not as attractive

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Pathological liar

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everyone lies you dumb cunt

how amazing would it be if that were true

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honest answer

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Spirit Character right here

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So you've literally never lied in your life?

>So you've literally never lied in your life?
yes

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>yes
now that's a fuckin lie

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l"m charIie

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This literally is me. Actually me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, youd see no difference. I can safely look at this character everyday and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?...

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>just a regular black haired anime protagonist
can you be any more basic?

Everyone should be posting pic related.

Fucking Shekel shills

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I'm a fem shinji
The fact that I was exactly 14 when I first watched the show didn't help with the trauma at all

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I feel for you user. But don't be a quitter. Suck the system dry. Do your part in burning this unreformable monstrosity down so smarter generations can build something better.

Besides - just imagine all the assholes out there. Do you want them all smiling in their victory as you take the ultimate defeat? Fuck that. Let your stubbornness and anger motivate you to stay alive.

Probably the most relatable character for r9k. Simon from Misfits. Pic related.

Oh hello there
*jiggles sausage around*

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Jerry is the only character that's actually human

Since I am very much a alpha male

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This any day, do yanks have Misfits over there too? To some extent, that emerging from his shell slowly but surely is what I'm going through. It's getting better, actually plucked up the courage to ask a girl out. She said no in some fashion(spoke with her for ages though) but nonetheless, that's a huge step. And in all honesty, it's not even that bad being rejected. Despite the kick in the teeth as far as the self esteem goes, your life continues like usual. All the onitus shite is them setting themselves u for failure.