What advice would you give to yourself 10 years ago?

take moms gun and shoot yourself.

Dont give up, life gets better

Find a skill and practice it

dont be fucking lazy so you wont end up in a shitty degree

Discipline. Develop discipline and work ethic.
>Work ethic eliminates fear

People will tell you it gets better.... Don't trust them.

Think of some good advise to give yourself 10 years from now.

Buy as much bitcoin as possible and sell it all in early December 2017

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try a lot of different things.... dont worry if you fail.

focus on being consistent.

Kill yourself now, it isn't going to get any better, only worse.

just kill yourself now. It doesn't get any better

Kill yourself now
It doesn't get better
It gets worse

don't smoke too much weed and awaken your dormant mental illness. invest in bitcoin. tell your parents you're a tranny and get on girl pills before it's too late. eat healthy. don't sell drugs.

geezus christ

hold on to her and chase away anyone else who comes near her

Buy bitcoin

Originiggerfaggot

Don't ever have sex with a friend. That's it.

Fuck you you fucking normalshit.

dont fuck around with oxycodones you retarded fuck

Invest in Lyft

stop being so fucking wishy washy with your guitar. practice it every fucking day.

before you end up like the mediocre dipshit who plays the same chords and songs as everyone else

i'm flattered, but i think this is a bit quick. how about dinner first?

But I hate practicing

work out more

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Try to be kinder the world fucking sucks but you have to drop your guard a little if you're planning on enjoying it

Never, ever fucking move to California.

nothing. i was too dumb back then to do anything useful with any advice i could give.

Stop fucking eating you brainless dumb fat bitch

Just get your Associates only and stick to something, or get into a trade. You are too retarded for uni. Don't listen to the family when they keep saying to go to uni so that you'll somehow make the big bucks. You'll hate it and the next thing you know, you'll be $50k in the hole because again you're retarded and you think a career is going to pop out of nowhere and you'll have to continue because you don't have a job to pay the loans back for the next ten years.

DON'T

GO

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DUMBASS

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Don't fool yourself, college isn't worth the time and money.

Join the navy instead of the marines.

Everything you're doing is exactly what you expect and will have exactly the consequences you expect. There is nothing you could do any better and all the outcomes you witness are for the best however rough the road ahead looks. Good luck bro.

Stop worrying about girls and treat them like guys.

>Good luck bro.
I just received this message from my future self today. I don't believe this asshole, the future can't possibly be good and my life is a load of bullshit right now. What kind of jerk off would try to tell me it's "for the best", I mean he's so full of himself! I hope this asshole gets everything he deserves.

BE THE GIRL YOU WANT TO BE BEFORE YOU HIT PUBERTY. IF YOU HIT PUBERTY ITS TOO FUCKING LATE!

10 years is far too late to be meaningful so if I'm just limited to 10 years then all I could say is...
>Don't buy anything past HG/SS. You will only be disappointed as they go downhill further and further with each successive release.
Of course I likely won't listen then because I won't believe how bad it'll get without seeing it since I don't even trust myself at any given time let alone a me from the future I don't know but it's the only thing I can imagine wanting to change.

>I mean he's so full of himself!
He's full of the past and of the future.
explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/270:_Merlin

What the fuck am I supposed to do then?
t. younger you

Stop crying about how you are alienated by society in general, you feel that dont belong to them, and is kinda true.
You are kinda a lonely loser, and in 10 years you will be the same, at least now you are getting used to it, and society suck so that is kinda ok.

Black and White were the best games

literally kill yourself. black and white SUCKED ASS

>black and white SUCKED ASS
I think I saw that game on pornhub

Run an extra 2ft when you were crossing the road to school. Should have gotten hit by the truck and ended my suffering.

It's literally the best game in the franchise

Invest in bitcoin and freak everyone out by predicting Eliot Rodgers.

Take what you can get romantically, do not chase the unattainable and fall behind.
Have a non military plan
Take care of your fucking teeth

i reiterate. Kill yourself.

>predicting Eliot Rodgers.
When you make a prediction like that you trigger the butterfly effect and cancel out the event you predicted. Time travel is possible but when you use it to predict the future you force the modified worldline to adapt. Unforeseen consequences.

youtu.be/dd7BILZcYAY

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Tell your father not to have sex with your step sister. Get into foster care now. Tell your step mom you love her. Pick up bass

shit's good now bro but later this year it's gonna take a nosedive and not recover for a while but just grind thru that shit and it will start to get really awesome again I promise p.s. make sure that bigass btc wallet is backed up somewhere good lol

It had the best starter and best girl

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I can't believe you call him out on his bullshit and word your post so well only to link to a shitty fucking weebtoon in the end.
Awful post.

it had decent starters. not much else

>trigger the butterfly effect

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If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
discord
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Stop playing World of Warcraft
(Literally wasted 8 years of my life on it 2006-2014)

You can't challenge emotions with logic. You must challenge emotions with emotions.

Try in school, youre not stupid, start caring.

Please don't spend years of your life and the prime of your youth sitting inside watching anime an playing vidiya. Please try and be normie.

>implying you weren't stupid.

don't fuck with that hicthhiker, it all goes down for you

I was stupid for not trying enough in school. None of the subject matter was difficult, I was just apathetic and depressed. Spent all day staying home and not even attending around my junior year, really fucked up my gpa

if I could do it over you bet my ass I would force myself to get straight A's and be a normal fag

Of course you were apathetic. You'd be now too if you went back. It's a system designed to generate that sort of feeling to test you

nah, being a dumbass teen, I didnt fully grasp how much weight it would have in my future job/opportunities

>only to link to a shitty fucking weebtoon in the end.
The link was at the beginning, you just see it play out in reverse.

We find that at present the human race is divided into one wise man, nine knaves, and ninety fools out of every hundred. That is, by an optimistic observer. The nine knaves assemble themselves under the banner of the most knavish among them, and become 'politicians'; the wise man stands out, because he knows himself to be hopelessly outnumbered, and devotes himself to poetry, mathematics, or philosophy; while the ninety fools plod off under the banners of the nine villains, according to fancy, into the labyrinths of chicanery, malice and warfare. It is pleasant to have command, observes Sancho Panza, even over a flock of sheep, and that is why the politicians raise their banners. It is, moreover, the same thing for the sheep whatever the banner. If it is democracy, then the nine knaves will become members of parliament; if fascism, they will become party leaders; if communism, commissars. Nothing will be different, except the name. The fools will be still fools, the knaves still leaders, the results still exploitation. As for the wise man, his lot will be much the same under any ideology. Under democracy he will be encouraged to starve to death in a garret, under fascism he will be put in a concentration camp, under communism he will be liquidated.

- T.H. White, The Book of Merlyn: The Unpublished Conclusion to The Once & Future King

I found "Steins;Gate" very relatable as the character Okarin is very much like I was at that age (~19) and the story, the concept of "world-lines" although delivered in a greatly simplified version (rather than infini-dimensional) was a dream I experienced at the age of 9 in 1994.

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stop being a degenerate and read more

Would only be able to hug my kid self and cry. Tell myself to eat plenty and don't starve yourself for eight pack abs in order to feel like I have a chance to fuck bang girls. Just knowing the hell that my mind and myself had been through since thirteen has been terrible. Trying to rationalize and justify what has gone on for so many days, not only in my life, but all around the world. publicized in the news, and all that isn't reported. If I had much of any real hope and ambition for myself, I would probably cry more often when lost in contemplation. One could say that I am numb to it all, but the thinking runs my mind into mania and overdrive, like a panicking, overheating computer or machine.

>stop being a degenerate and read more
Reading Steiner? It honestly doesn't help bro. Just try to relax and go with the flow. The Tao. The only thing you need to learn to read is the way.

Keep fapping until your dick falls off.

>The only thing you need to learn to read is the way.
youtu.be/gtM9xD-Ky7E

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No it's not weird to like guys butts. You don't have to act bright and perky either. You have no idea what to do in life right now but someday (about 7 years later to be exact) you'll end up doing what you've just started doing now for fun as an actual career (science related). You have to be the one to pick yourself up and believe in yourself. Once you do, you'll meet amazing friends just like you who will remind you to stay thinking positively. But back to the first thing, not only is ok to like their butts but they like when you play with them too and the reason you never felt attracted to men before is because you just don't know yet that not all men are the same in terms of their sexuality. So right now they seem really really unappealing and unattractive but it gets better and you meet the right one, I promise.
Your acne will clear up when you change your diet and you should get your hair trimmed more often too.

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First of all, a girl carrying a guy bridal style is hot, so nice image. Secondly, a girl obsessed with boy butts just makes me think of Tina Belcher.

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Man up, don't get bullied.

Get Associates asap. Take astronomy, not Italian, when you go back to uni. It will be more fun and actually work toward your major. It'd have been better, even if I still had ended up a janitor, because fun and I wouldn't mess up my Spanish (useful when being a janitor).
When you start working out again, get decent shoes, and don't be a tryhard. Those shin splints will haunt you for the next several years otherwise.
Also, start learning Jap. Translation quality isn't getting any better.
This. Or at least talk seriously with her. Getting shot down would at least put an end to it, instead of wondering "what if..." forever.
Also this.
>tfw initially dismissed it as a libtardarian fever dream
>tfw later dismissed it as useless druggie crap

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Lose weight and get fit now. The longer you wait the harder it will be.

Would anyone really take advice from their future selves? I'd be 10 ten years ago, so I'd be too stupid to listen. Like, I had the intelligence of a sea sponge. Anything I'd say would be lost on me, and there's no guarantee I'd be successful even if I did understand.

>a girl obsessed with boy butts just makes me think of Tina Belcher.

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>Would anyone really take advice from their future selves?
I did and look where I ended up. Obviously I shouldn't have... but maybe I should have? I don't know but my future self just told me it's all good.

>Like, I had the intelligence of a sea sponge.
not everyone here is still a teenager

Get your parents to get you out of that private school ASAP, and don't bother with college, just get into a trade. Put down the vidya, work on drawing and writing or hiking or literally anything else, just don't stay cooped up in the house all day long. And fuck's sake, would it kill you to work out every now and then?

Die as fast as possible.
Orig originally

different poster here with same idea.

convince parents to give you money for your own education and use the money to attend financial seminars.

Spend all of your teens building business while others waste their time.

High school absolute wastr of time.

Kill yourself now, not later you fucking retard!
Also invest in bitcoin since I know you won't.

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Get off Jow Forums, actually put effort in and save money, go to school

Don't cheat on that girl with your ex in junior year. Also stop being such a piece of shit egotist. Treat your friends with respect. HAha! You wont anyway. Goodbye faggot !

>order the helium, my dude

Stop orbiting Lauren. She is a manipulative drug using women and just because she visited you in the mental hospital when you were 14 doesnt mean anything now. Orbiting makes women dryer than deathvalley.
Get off the pharmacybullshit and lift weights and join hobby groups and fix your diet instead.

The world is going to be tough at you. Nobody really gives a shit about you and never will. You wont find love and friends. Experiences will be mediocre and your family will also fall apart. You will owe money to various banks and your cocksucker or a "father".

If you get the opportunity you should kill yourself.

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