TITCOW THREAD

Im in love with this titcow
Her tittyfuck videos are the best

post your favorite one?

Agreed. She needs to break up with her bf so I can steal her lmao. Her twitch streams are ass they need to fail so she post more porn

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This one is my fav I guess

mfw not having a titcow gf that will worship your dick with her huge breasts

One day we will all have titcows. We just need to find them.

I dunno, I've really started to enjoy bullying chestlets. It's so adorable when they admit defeat.

I should think that is the case for most men, it's nothing unique. Huge breasts and wide hips are signs of fertility but porn has skewed you standards because these women just aren't that common.

Canadian heifer reporting in.

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I really really want to believe you.

Shit man do or don't, I don't really care. I'm just here for tiddies and answer questions if anyone's curious

Hey, how are the twins today?
Are you big all over or just up top?

Is a girl being cute but not hot a deal breaker?

>I'm just here for tiddies
Somehow I could sense the lesbian coming off you.

Well she's my gf, so no. The deal could be sweeter but I'm content, there's more to a relationship than sex.

Still a big G and big all over now. I gained a bunch of weight and have ever been happier
Heck yeah dude

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Do you ever worry that you're not her ideal either?

That sounds sweet. Were you a lot smaller before you gained weight?
Where are you sitting at now? Are you hoping to gain more still?

It doesn't matter as long a she is thick af

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Yeah I was average, around like 130 before now I try to keep myself around 200

Woah, that's impressive. How tall are you?
How long did it take you to gain 70lbs?
Did your thighs and ass plump up much as well?

I used to be 5'6 but I moved up to 5'8 since all my changes, it took me over a year to get this fat. And I do have thunder thighs now.

What a stupid gif shove your udders in a blender bitch

>dude

nigga im on nofap baka

How can someone be so angry in a thread about tits

How did you get taller? If anything I'd have guessed getting so heavy would cause you to have worse posture you you get shorter as a result.
Have you had any issues with clothes tearing or not fitting into seats with your new assets?

It's just from all the extra food and supplements I've been putting in my body. It's not like it happened overnight. Clothes tearing accidentally no, on purpose yes. When I was first gaining I would purposely wear clothes that were too small around the house in hopes of breaking them. And ive never been stuck in a chair, but there's a few that have been pretty snug.

What is it about gaining that you like? Does it turn you on?

Not so much gaining itself it's the fact that I'm irreversibly changing my body. That's why I'm pushing my boobs past the breaking point. I want them to become an issue in my life, more than they are now.

Do you live with your family?
Are they perturbed by how big you've gotten?
What kinda supplements? Like, vitamins or protein?
Also, how big is your belly? Is it round and firm or more soft?
Would you appreciate some encouragement on this front?
You could do well to get up past 200.

What kind of supplements do you use my gf has put on about 40 pounds but hasnt had as much boob growth as she wanted

>Not so much gaining itself it's the fact that I'm irreversibly changing my body. That's why I'm pushing my boobs past the breaking point. I want them to become an issue in my life, more than they are now.
That's unbelievably hot. Have you ever dated any girls who were also turned on by that or by participating in it with you?

Need a name now my dude

I'm a fat disgusting bitch

I live alone and they're fine with my gain, they were a bit shocked that their little girl plumped up so much but they don't care. And I'm perfectly happy at 200, my body is soft and squishy with plenty to grab.
Fenugreek and shit like that, whatever you'd find in breast enhancement pills. I also induced lactation which really helped them boom out
I haven't really, I'm really bad in relationships. I'm a great fuck buddy but I can never seem to find love.

>larper shows up again
>thread instantly turns into orbiting
yea i'm out

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That is a poor photoshop of Katie Cummings

You sound really lovely, I'm sorry relationships haven't really worked out for you.
Do you express quite a lot of milk?
Also, in terms of height, did you outgrow anyone or that hasn't been a big change?

I'm really sorry dude
Yep I make over a litre a day and I'm trying to push it further. And I didn't really outgrow anyone in height

Any other breast related fetishes? Being into breast expansion is so rough bc of how fictitious it is.

titcows, not landwhales

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Do you ever let anyone drink it?
Do you drink it yourself or use it for cooking or anything like that?
Also, what kind of diet did you adopt? Was it just max carbs or did you have to balance all kinds of nutrients to stay healthy and get so big?
Further, when you walk on a wooden floor, is there a satisfying creek as your weight bears down on it?

hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 1

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 2

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 3

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Someone post more tits, that's why I'm in this thread in the first place
I mean the dream is nipple penetration but that's literally impossible.
Never really offered my milk to anyone, I only really drink it when I'm high and fantasizing. My diet was sort of just more of everything, I'm the kind of girl who gets an appetizer to herself when I go out to eat. And I've never really thought about creaking wooden floors.
I think you need to get that shit outta here and post some cows.

>not even big tits
>just coming in here to post nigger cocks

hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 4

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 5

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I don't mean to be that guy, but did you used to erp on discord with someone you met here last year?

hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 6

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 7

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 8

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Make a new thread this autist cant even let people talk about tits

hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 9

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 10

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Nope, don't think so. If I'm gonna erp it's on f-list

Cows it is then

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i swear the interracial porn spammers are white nationalist cryptocuckolds trying to make people more racist while they jerk off. Fucking kill yourself.

This is the closest thing I have to contribute. She sure has udders, maybe not compared to your monster tits though, but the rest of her is a bit too little.
If it's not too bold to ask, beyond what you said before, what kind of kinks do you have? Does it all relate to being a titcow?

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 11

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hey titcow what do you think of bbc? 12

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Hey I'm just LARPing in a LARPing thread

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Just your average degenerate shit. Muscle girls, futa, I've got this weird why boner for busty boys which I still don't get.

Daily reminder that cows can only reach their final form while pregnant.

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Where did all the pounds go if not to her chest?

At least they were larping about big tits you couldnt even find big titted porn

>Muscle girls
Sublime tastes my friend.
Are you at all aroused by the idea of doing to another girl what you've done to yourself?
Also, if you don't mind fielding more questions, can you sick your own nipples? I'm not an expert on breasts so I don't know if g-cup = being able to reach that.

he's just an autist retard, anyways a true cow also has to be lactating. Just cause your tits are big doesn't mean you're a cow.

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A while ago I had a dream abt seeing an old friend that I haven't seen in a while that used to have a very slender body, however when I saw her in the dream she got thick as hell and gained cow tits and was proud of it and I KEEP thinking abt it today (she wasn't an actual friend of mine, the dream made her up)

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Not really, it's more that I'm changing my own body that turns me on. I don't mind answering questions at all. Just as long as more tits get posted, I don't want the thread to become a wash. I can suck them but it's harder than you'd think.

I had a dream once that this nice quiet Korean girl I used to know was suddenly a hardcore giant titted bimbo who had sex in a giant sex auditorium thing with some really fat dude and offered to let me fuck her next but I was so sad to see her like that that I couldn't do it and just walked away and had a smoke behind the building.

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How veiny are your udders? I recognize your posting style, I think.

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Some went there, a lot went to her ass and hips fuck off tho I aint painting a picture

these used to be my favourite threads on r9k until this dumb attentionwhore turned them into her personal LARP session, too bad

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Do you worry that given your lifestyle you might really blow up one day if your metabolism slows down?
Would you do something about it in that case or just embrace enourmousness?
Does this pic look at all like you? I'm just trying to put together a mental image.

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god i wish this happens to me in my lifetime

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what is the exact source of this webm?

Idk, i downloaded a milkies thread a while back

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Get the bbc shit outta my thread Jesus Christ, I created this for boobs not ur bbc fetish.

There's still tits being posted, I don't see an issue.
Nah, worse case I just try and eat less. Hopefully by the time that happens my boobs won't be so small.
Not very, they're pretty round like that though
Fuck I love when I find a girl I can feed like that

I hope if I bump into my ex this happens.
She was always stocky but it's been 7 years and I don't think she ever dieted or did any exercise, at least not when I know her.
I hope she's a proper cow now.

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>Fuck I love when I find a girl I can feed like that
I know you said you're only into embiggening yourself, but would it not be hot as hell to be able to chubben up a girl with your own breast milk?
Completely unrelated question: they say that fat people are stronger because they're carrying so much extra weight all the time. Do you feel/have you gotten stronger?

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I want this to happen to me. I need a mommy Titcow

stop dumping fatsos faggot

This girl isnt a titcow. Only big tits allowed here buddy. Repost with a big tit girl

Alright, but I hope you like chocolate milk.

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I wouldn't say stronger, I make sure to go to the gym every few days to keep myself in shape but I'm not doing any super heavy lifting.

>fatsos
Implying there's anything wrong with that.
In fact, the only way a girl would have milkies is if she was a bit fat herself

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Do you get any weird looks going to the gym several times a week but being perpetually 200lbs?
Do you wear baggy clothes there or those skin tight gym clothes? Mad jelly of your gymbros if it's the latter.

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