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>if we had two sets of hands would life be easier or would society have evolved in such a way that tasks would require 4 hands to do

Fuck this is playing with my head

Think of the potential of porn and medieval knights with 4 arms smashing shit up like machoke

old school runescape lad

Ok, decided that even though there's a WWE ppv on late tonight I'll just take a few pills and crash out about 10pm and just watch n 2moro
/blog

>Think of the potential of porn and medieval knight
your heads messed up lad

DM pls don't turn into a junkie again

of course he does, what else will he trade to 13 year old stacies

seeth at me one more time and i will knock your block off sonny jim

what a banger
absolutely dutty bass

>he hasn't stockpiled tons of toilet paper

Same happened to me once lad, won't be happening again

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I mean there's plenty of stuff that only requres one hand to do though. Other than the obvious like clothes I dont think designs would be that different, we'd just be able to carry more shopping or switch gear with two hands on the wheel

>he doesn't store empty toilet roll cylinders on his floor for emergencies

haha yeah nice one *walks off*

Visited granddad in hospital and he was in an awful state desu

For me, it's 4 ply deluxe toilet paper or nothing.

That is one thing my house has an entire cupboard dedicated too. Also bottled water but that's just because we drink a lot of it

Currently following the previously generated chunks of another player, hoping this leads me to a super secret base. This has been going on for a few days and all I've found are natural anomalies. I'm considering turning back and looking for things closer to spawn. What do you lads think?

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Sorry to hear that m8. What's happened?

I wont lad. I appreciate the concern though

What's wrong with tap water you ponce

They said he had improved but he seemed as bad as he was 2 weeks ago. Unable to talk, clearly in agony.

What's the prognosis? Are they givng him something for the pain at least?

>no friends as adult due to normal decline in social relationships and lack of effort on my part to cultivate new ones
>feel lonely and need to make new friendships
>requires lots of effort/time/money for a risk of no return
>most adults are settled in their old friendship groups or are busy with family/wife/kids

Guess I'm fucked lads. Time to move city/country/join the army?

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I drink loads of that too with my blackcurrant squash. If I just want water I like a nice bottle from the frdge though

This.
Bottled is the way forward lads

hey man how old are you? Do you still live with your parents?

>be me
>wake up
>Think it must be around 12-1pm
>check phone
>5:10pm

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I'm 25 and yes. But may be able to move out next year as my career is starting to do well for itself.

>lived in London
>had to let the tap run for a few seconds til the water became clear

I'm not even sure, he hadn't taken his insulin for 4 days prior to being admitted to hospital. He was unconscious for a few days and unable to talk for about a week. Apparently a few days ago he made 'significant improvements' and was talking but today he was clearly very ill.

Not sure what they're giving him pain wise.

>Time to move city/country/join the army?
thinking of doing this, want to be flatmate besties?

Happens to the best of us m8
Mustve had a good dream Im guessing

i'm imagining a lad ripping up a lord of the rings novel and wiping his bum with the pages. howling.

Well no wonder then huh? 25 year old manchild

If I joined the army it'd be a specific programme. But otherwise, we could live close and hang out? Then see?

Eh not really. Most people I know my age and above are living at home. Some of us do it, to save money together to put a deposit on a house while you're probably paying a landlord rent you cuck.

My NEET days are numbered. I have my Japan placement and know where I'm going and when now. I'm not ready for the wageslave world

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a bit old to be joining the army innit? I might join the reserves, where abouts are you?

youre just gonna end up shagging loads of dirty japanese heffers anyway

>he hadn't taken his insulin for 4 days
why not? How was his health before all this?

tfw been sat in my tiny room all alone for 4 years, all the farts have degraded the capapbilities of my brain.

Anyone here talked to their GP about depression?

Wouldn't mind getting a therapist, just someone to talk to. Samaritans only give you 20 minutes on average and the last 5 they are basically telling you to fuck off.

>sad apu
>going to Japan to slam cuties

most branches of the army take on up until 30. I'm a Manchester lod.

>Anyone here talked to their GP about depression?
yes. They'll give you a questionaire about your mood and based on that recommend medication and if it's real bad put you forward for some kind of therapy. It's the NHS though so might have to wait a while depending where you live

No way am I taking medication. Just want therapy.

Are there any graduate jobs in Nippon that aren't teaching English?

>waaa poor me
he just bragging without looking a cunt

Nah, I wouldn't touch a Japanese girl. I learned that cheating is acceptable in Japan as long as emotions aren't involved. This would destroy me and I fucking despise cheating so I can't get involved with any. I'm just going to focus on learning the language in the evenings and my day off.

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Pobol Y Kino

do I have a high tolerance to alcohol i don't normally drink but been going out with normies for work recently

had 2 double rum and cokes, 1 gin tonic and a stella and wasn't feeling any different,
also what kind of drinks should i ask for? don't know differences between beer, lager, ale and i usually just get gin and tonics all the time but get told its girly

>I learned that cheating is acceptable in Japan as long as emotions aren't involved
what? I thought you had hardcore yellow fever just get them shagged lad

Not for gaijin.

t. wagie. My pay will be atrocious, probably below minimum wage in the UK, just no-one would employ me here.

His health has generally been good for a man of his age (93) Although he's had diabetes for decades and his health has been declining recently over the past few months. He was still driving as recently as 4 weeks ago, although we were already looking at arrangements for a care home.

Not sure what will happen going forward

talking to mummy over dinner
she tells me that 'dark and tinted' women want to be called 'women of colour' now
she should get a twitter lol

oi oi banger

Ah this shippy? Feel for you lad it's a sad situation. Plenty of other family visting and keeping him company I hope?

Ehh I think that they look good, but I'm also extremely racist. I'm at the stage where I want to settle down but I could never settle with a non-white*

*Heavy restrictions applied to the classification of white

I don't use toilet paper because I have one poop a day and I clean myself afterwards in the shower

Toilet paper lad here, I've just had to walk 1.3 miles to the KFC while touching cloth and I'm now taking a dump in their toilets. I'm not hungry at all but I feel I should buy something anyway out of respect. Thanks for the suggestions anyway lads

fuck robots, normie and chads.
big up the gang.

Arent you like 25? Anyway you're not going to find any white women to settle down with in Japan so might as well have some fun

I love my dog, he is my sword, he is my shining light

what if you're on the toilet and need to blow your nose?

Just gonna quickly say it's definitely NOT ok to stand in the shower and blast shit off your arse and any of you lads who do it should be disgusted with yourselves

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is 28k a good salary in london? living with family in zone 2 not sure if i should move out closer to kings cross for work and pay obscene rent?

Thanks lad. In the week when my dad visited he said he was hoping I'd visit this Sunday and when I went he was barely conscious and unable to say a word which was a shame.

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why not just use your shower like a bidet

If you have a place in zone 2 stay with your family you spastic. 28k is enough to rent a room in zone 3 and commute.
Have you even looked at the basics?

Maybe you're just fat, or don't realise how drunk you actually are

Yeah, although I look about 35. I don't really see the point in sleeping with someone without wanting something more with them, it just makes you feel shit I think. I only did that once and I hated it.

I like to just takes shits in the shower and break it up in the plug hole with the setting on the really powerful stream slicing it up. Everyone does it

>It says here you live in zone 9

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I think i could get away with 800pcm max and still have money like 10+k a year for food and whatever else i need? i could walk to work what else do i need to spend money on

Because this lad

any phenibut man in?
been noticing recently the day after ive had a dose i feel awful, like depression/despair. wondering if its a normal side effect or if i actually have le depression.

im 75kg 5'10 how much does it usually take to get drunk?

employ you for what? why go then if its so shit, oh right you're a weeb

are people who have no knowledge in music idiots? Like I only listen to music when it comes from whatever im watching or videogame im playing. Radio stick it on whatever frequency. am i uncultured swine for not being intested in the world wide phenomenon of listening to music?

>kg
This is an imperial thread. Stones and pounds, or gtfo

>Wouldn't mind getting a therapist, just someone to talk to
Have you tried getting a friend first? Or talk to your mum

I don't listen to music at all, and I found out it's seen as weird.

>start a mile long walk to a toilet
>get 3/4 the way there
>shit yourself
>have to walk back with shit rubbing against your ass
>have to get cleaned up in the shower anyway on now with your ass covered in shit
risky game you're playing

Jesus lads really stormy right now

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I remember you saying what kind of job you expected here with your master's degree (and no experience), like 25k minimum starting and I told you were being a numpty.

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don't mind this bit, this is to get through the content thing or whatever it is.
Did you know that french toast predates the founding of france, ain't that interesting, lads?

Based KP

How long until you go now lad? I'll buy you a pint in the lumbertubs sometime before you head off if you fancy it

>I Iove my dog, he is my sword, he is my shining light

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just pick something on tap

>skil
didn't you get your morse code badge in scouts?

nah think our generation just think its cool to be into music.
film is the patrician's entertainment.