Let's play a game

Let's play a game.
>You can make a single change to the female gender. This will effect all currently living and future females, forever. You're not limited to "realistic" changes, so if you want to make all women gain devil horns and tails you can pick that.
What do?

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Obey man no matter what.
Or maybe we can add Issac Asimov's 3 rules to them while we are onto it.

Make them all incapable of lying. Should fix things up real quick

they all take immaculate care of their feet and are compelled to let me lick them

Limit body types and body fat within an acceptable range.

Basically its physically impossible for them to not have a hot body now, no matter what they eat or how much they exercise. Every woman on earth looks like a premium fucktoy every day of her life.

All women now revile sex to such an extreme degree that the only way for reproduction to be possible is to make rape legal and part of the social custom.

they all feel somehow heavily attracted to the scent of my dick except for family members

make them all super geniuses so we can benefit all of humanity

Based
Selfish

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They find short guys attractive.

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Repostin'
>girls will shift in size, growing or shrinking relative to how good or bad they are.
>evil-natured girls will become as small as grains of sand while girls with pure hearts will become towering, 1000ft tall goddesses
>everything between the two is possible

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>wholesome girls too big to live in my house
>BPD whores small enough to infest your scalp like lice and cause rashes everywhere they go

this is a poor solution

>making life better for women but worse for men
kys

XX to XY

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>species dies out

Good job.

Not really we'd have 50+ years to create a working artificial womb

Give them the ability to actually love.

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they all become addicted to anavar and get swole

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Also reposting, it's kinda two things but they're related
>Their breasts expand or shrink depending on how aroused they are, and they lactate when they orgasm
Wouldn't that make everything so much more readable? It wouldn't be so difficult to tell if a girl's into you, without really ruining anything about women.

do we assume their mass increases relative to their height?

Give them penises.

>watching every girls tits shrink away to nothing as they turn their eyes on me

i would seriously fucking kill myself

But consider this: you'd be able to learn from your mistakes because you'd get real feedback on how well you're doing.

If they could make a simple decision

equip them with a self destruct button that can be pressed anytime during their life

All women are no longer capable of maturing physically or mentally past the age of 12. The age of roasties is over, the age of lolis has begun.

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Welp, into the gas chamber you go.

ding ding ding, you won the prize for the most Reddit-tier answer today
>Let women finally speak our language XD

They all become hairy obese men. There, now everyone knows how it feels.

Reminder cunny is the ultimate newfag detector.

Can you provide me with a written version of your statement?

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Give them all cocks that are between 15-25 cm when erect

Sure, with a physics-bending rule allowing them not to get crushed under their own weight.

Wrong only the shy modest ones get the 15-25cm dicks, the vapid Stacies get 8-12cm dicks.

The more pure, the bigger the dick. The most wholesome girls get meter long thick veiny uncut dicks.

Roasties and vapid cunts get micropenises.

My thoughts exactly. Good girls struggle to contain and hide their monster cocks, and Stacies have to live with the humiliation of having a laughable endowment.

Man you guys are pretty gay. How often do you hire male strippers?

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Very rarely, about twice a week I'd say.

During puberty a woman's metabolism slows down so much that almost any food she consumes results in her gaining weight. Normal female weights become tipped closer to overweight/obese, and there simply isn't a woman alive who doesn't have at the very least an inch of fat/squishiness on her. Society shifts the sexualized body parts of a woman from tits to belly, and girls who don't have a rotund belly are bullied for being small and pathetic. that's just my fat fetish fantasy though.

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Just make them less bitchy really. Balance the hormones to be less emotional, make periods hurt less, etc.
Latina and Samoan women exist, just make more of them.

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I'm not sure what you mean by that. Plus I don't like Polynesians or Mestizos.

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Latinas and islanders are the two best races for packing on the kilos, I guess you can look for an Asian or just find a white bitch but for what you want there's few better options.

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Gigatits are the norm; F cups are small and J cups are considered average.

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Make all of them nationalists.
Problems of society solved.

all women are exclusively and irresistable attracted to me and me only, and extremely disgusted by every other male

Make them all chubby art hoes

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This but also so that they're virtually immobilized if they get too horny.

Not gay, just like my women with dicks. Like when a dick girl is embarassed cause she's trying to hide her huge pulsing uncut dong just makes me want to bully them and fuck them in the ass until they cum from their prostate.

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Women can now lactate tasty milk on demand and their nipples stay pink even while lactating.

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>Not gay
>just like dicks

>come home and discover your girlfriend has been trapped in the bedroom all day, pinned down by the wieght of her titties, with her vibrator just barely out of reach.
Hot.

their pupils turn heart shaped when horny, and prefer men who can cum over and over again.

clever
clever
nice
nice job except you still wont ever get laid
lame but pretty good
evil
a bit too far-fetched user, not plausible


i would change women so that their physical appearance is directly related to their depth of character. every time they lie, cheat, or treat others poorly, or behave in a selfish manner, they will become more ugly, and vice versa. i guess the hard part is deciding what makes some behaviors good and other ones bad.

ELF EARS

They all love me when they turn 18 and onward

You'd get killed by a crazy chick or a jealous dude within 24 hours.

Bean genes in action.

They find, specifically me, attractive

Make them monogamous and completely enamored with that one partner.

Something like "women can only feel attraction to their soulmate" would be pretty nice.

I would like woman to have a marking on the hand or ear that proves they are virgin, if not, the mark disappears.