/r9straight/

Greg will protect us from gays edition

For the last Straight robots, by the last Straight robots

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hail brother no more fags on our board

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>tfw no fwends

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probably because you dress and act like a fag. all you fags are tumblerettes

>tfw the fags have been gassed

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Based

Let's get some straight content into this thread

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The saviour of Jow Forums has arrived.

And it shall be called /r9straight/.

This is nice
Should we make other threads like this to combat degeneracy?

This thread is gayer than the gay thread.

Why are gays obsessed with butting into everything?

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Because homosexuality isn't a real sexual orientation. It's a cult that targets vulnerable men on sites like this.

Yes, it is time to push back against the faggots and send them all to their respective boards.

Is that from Shark Tank? What episode was it? What product was she pitching?

>r9straight
>only talk about gays
You guys think about homosexuality am awful lot, don't you?

What race of females do you like the most? Personally I like every race, there hasn't been a race of people that I've seen with all ugly women.

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Soap bars called You Smell, and her name was Megan Cummins. God I love masturbating to fantasies of her bound and helpless, unable to prevent her breasts from being fondled and toyed with.

From the exotic ladies, latinas then asian. More asians look good, but the few latinas I've seen, were masterpieces. I'd date a white girl any day though (white male), it's just they're not as exotic

Who here can appreciate every kind of woman's body from this

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To even the chubby thicc bodies like this

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Yeah mate i prefer that actually. They got some great curves to hold on to.

This one is a bit too fat imo. Although may watch porn of this if I'm feeling it

I honestly am in the mood for chub more often then not

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I love phat ass white girls

>incels needing a safespace this bad
lel did we trigger you little Jow Forumstards?

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shouldn't we also have a Jow Forums general

I mean we never had one of those

>tfw you're teetering right on the edge
I just want some PUSSY, mother fuckers

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>waaaaah! mommy stop the meanie gay men from saying stuff!
Grow up, virgins.

Gay men aren't human beings

Perfection, more people should see it this way

/j55AD8

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More like
>enough of your faggotry you cocksmoking, mentally ill, genetic dead ends. You want to be gay, go somewhere where fags congregate like the designated containment board /blt/

It's like you're asking us to raid the server.

You have a real fascination with gay men, huh? Is it because maybe you ARE gay? You know, most homophobes are secretly gay, and sexuality IS on a spectrum, so you probably have some amount of gayness.

I really want a girlfriend, fellow straightbros.

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lol, have you seen abbos?

>sexuality IS on a spectrum
lol you're a real fag, aren't you?

I'll be your fwen user, I don't hate you

>1999+20
>not being a part of the bisexual master race

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Sure I have. And you?
Gee was clearly just baiting, ignore him.

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I'm bisexual but I choose to be straight because fags are evil and mentally ill.

THAT's attractive for you?
Are you a nigger or a shitskin?

Admittedly the girl on the right is ugly. The girl on the left is somewhat cute tho.

it's the angle, nose is too big for me

>tfw no gf to sing shitty acoustic covers of meme songs over a VoIP call

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SIRE, THE BEACON IS LIT, WHAT SHALL WE DO?

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That's fair. So I'm guessing you're into European women? Or maybe Asians?

caucasian yes, not really into asian