Last thing a girl said to you

She asked me whether by reasearchig of both microcosmos and macrocosmos we can discover the speed of thought. It was on public lecture about relativity I was giving a few days ago. No girl talked to me since then.

she said good night and told me to rest well

Only burgerland is made-up money-only. Rest of the world uses cash.

Give her your microcosmis and fuck her at the speed of thought before she becomes a speed of thot and takes Chads macrocosmos

She is commenting on a picture of me and her from my sister's wedding. I for once feel normal, this is my first girlfriend.

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>I have literal PTSD

Everyone seems to have this these days.

Yeah sure, because after every public lecture the lecturer fucks about dozen girls from audience who he never met before, lol

>Carrying cash so Mohammad can rob you
Worst case if someone robs me I cancel my card and most of my cards will credit my account. Have fun staying in the past in your shithole country

>you're so disrespectful its fucking rude

Fuck off, why can't I have this?

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Older people are statistically more likely to use cash.

"I just need some space right now, OK?"

yeah fuck you bitch, I know what that means

Yesterday my sister came over with her new boyfriend. I was asking her questions about owning helicopters and what she'd do with a helicopter. She doesn't actually own one, it's just speculation.

Poor thing.

Referring to a cat that needs put down.

Yeah thats because they are old and cant tell the diference between a credit card and a their medicare card.

>being this much of a slave to the plastic jew
>hating freedom and privacy this much
Americans truly deserve dying for Israel.

"Does that mean you want to kill skinny males?"

>Plastic jew

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You mean any girl, or a specific one?

"I hate you, go away."

goodbye jason

It's been to long since a girl talked to me, I can't even remember.

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>Have a good night, see you tomorrow!
She told me to get fucked the next day. This was literally the only shot at a relationship I'd ever have, and autism fucked it all up for me again.

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>clean this shit up already you lazy fuck
my parents are rude

What u did ?

Said a single joke she didn't like.

>69!
I was at mcdonalds yesterday and my order number was 69, it was humorous.

Actually america is pretty far behind in credit card tech

hey me too
literally going through the exact same thing right now, the end of a long-term friendship because I made an offensive joke

>replies 4 months later

"Leave it. Fiat drivers are gay anyway."
- I was ranting after a dude in a punto almost hit my mirrors. This was 2 days ago.

"She said that the room would be too full if you came, sorry bud" - Someone who's room wouldn't be full if I came

"Thank you very much" - after helping her with econometrics.

>you are so weak user i could probably beat you in a fight
never went to school again

My joke wasn't even offensive, that's the thing: I was on my best failed-normie behaviour. It was a joke while we had a shower, and she insisted on washing me off. I made a stupid comment like "I like the way you bathe me", because my broken fucking brain didn't understand the creepy implications of that shit.

I talk to girls a lot, the last thing a girl said to me was that she wanted to take a bath and now I think that's what she's doing

Hi user/Bye user (every day at work)

wow dude... you're hella pathetic. I would pity you but looks like you've already done it to yourself.

>Thxxx :)
this was a month ago, I hope i get to speak to her again sometime

you're so funny, bro!

nigga you were showering with her? howd u fuck that one up?

>''you fucking inbred nigger, go back to the fucking ghetto where you belong you fucking incest kid. reading your comments makes me believe that some retarded kid stuck in a wheelchair has more braincells than you do you autistic faggot''

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>I'm baking a cake

Before that, we were flirting for a bit

You can be my gf decy

>Concert is starting. Ill talk to you later. I love you
I dont belong here

kek, was that a "fembot?"

I don't remember the last time a female talked to me

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I love you

>mfw qt 3.14 gf

>Last thing a girl said to you
"ok, so, double pepperonis, blue cheese and pineapple.."
"that would be 11,90"

I guess. But she ghosted me so I faked my death so she deserved everything that came to her

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"I love you, talk to you tomorrow"

"Clean your room you fucking hoarder."

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>please don't go
then I ghosted her, my friends and everyone I know

"goodnight"

Originally, of course

"user, I can't go to work and clean the house. Get off your ass and do something, get a job and start paying rent or move out."

Fucking omega kek
My sides are about to leave the solar system

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Can you turn off the ASMR video when I fall asleep? Thanks!

Wait... So you gave her PTSD from eating her ass?

My mom said thanks to me for helping her open a jar

Idk dude
Talking to robots is just kind of tiring
I can see why girls wouldnt be into that
most of the time its really just that youre either a creep or not fun to talk to
You guys are nice though, keep trying

shout out to viktor from germanistan

Jesus fuck.
You really are a terrible person.

DnD banter. Really rare to play DnD with a black chick.

>its okay its not your fault

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>Anyways, I got go to bed. Goodnight.

You will enjoy this then

No she used the term as an explicative

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That reminds me of good will hunting

Hooollyyyyy fuck, what the fuck did ya' do mate?

bro I'd be laughing my ass off if I got these messages

Dating you was a mistake

lol

"bye baby, I'll text you when I get home" -she said after spending three days at my house despite living ten minutes away

why are you always so mean to me

I cant even remember the last time I talked to a girl

user youre super epic and this is based as someone that got ghosted they deserve it

>Take that cock you filthy fucking slut. That's right, you're nothing but a nasty little hole for me to fuck

good morning sir

"And goodnight for you and Alex!"
This was 2 or 3 hrs ago

>I wish I could stay, I would stay all night. I feel really bad for leaving. I'll see you later.
Just a co-worker my dudes don't get your feels up.

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image implies otherwise

Probably because I'm interested in her still, despite not being interested in me. And also I was swamped by customers while working in a capacity I just started/not used to yet, and she was helping me keep up.

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goodbye user i love you!
orifnol

"I will think about it"
D:

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nice, wholesome, and funny. I like you user.

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>I love you bitty

everyone under 30 in China pays through a fucking texting app, faggot. fuck you eurotrash

>you look like somebody I would want to fuck like 10 years ago

>Picked her up online
>Got her to send nudes
>One day she ghosted ne
>Got a friend to tell her Im suicidal
>She unblocks me
>I pretend to commit suicide
>I wait 3 days
>Then I post funeral info on my snapchat story
>I message her pretending to be my sister and tell her shes a terrible person
>I eventually feel bad and tell her I was kidding

>I know, please come back

>"I've got to go, cya guys"
>I open my arms hopefully, she fucking hugs me
>"goodnight user, hey you want your jacket back?"
>"no it's ok"
I'm still smiling, yesterday was good

hmmm, yeah, not sure desu, still inclined to say you're being the asshole in this situation but don't have too much proof desu

you fucking retard you are never gonna get back that jacket

>i care about you

what does this mean