The cold shower pill

>eliminate toxins
lol into the trash it goes

>my throat aches
Reduce dick intake.

After showering with scalding water for decades I can assure you that cold water actually feels better
I don’t like it to feel like I sweat when I shower

I doubt a cold shower is the way to go, it generally isn't a good idea to make yourself cold while still. Swimming in cold water is god tier excercise though.

Try hot cum faggot

Gave me a chuckle.

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I can't shower unless the water is scalding.

>intermittent fasting
>keto
>detox
>nopoo
>cold showers
>noshower
>mewing
>jaw exercises
>polyphasic sleep

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Eurofags btfo

I've heard before that you're not supposed to do the entire shower cold, but wash up and relax in the warm, then suddenly dump it to cold and rinse off for a few minutes under it. Called the James Bond shower or something.

>singing
You better be a girl or in a metal band

I did that on accident a few times but it felt good

Can someone explain? What's the difference between this and simply going outside without a jacket during winter?

You havent taken the raw onion pill have you user?

What is placebo.

My temperature level literally cannot go below a certain threshold so I can't take chad showers

Holy shit, you mean I'm not the only one who read that "How to live like James Bond" site back in the 00s? Lot of red-pilled advice on there, as I recall.

In Canada you just decide to pee outside every single time instead of in the toilet. Helps balance out that seasonal affectedness disorder

well, I guess I need to do that. I'm on NoFap NOPORN but I had sex today. did i fuck up?

>mfw it's real.
how cold? is hot then cold ok?

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>having a yard with poison ivy

I just watched a video claiming that if men take a warm bath every other day for 3 weeks then they will be infertile for the next 6 months. I assume it is either bullshit or some crazy hot water.

Start cold and end cold. Feels good but you really got to commit, it's not relaxing at all.
Water temp can be pretty variable too depending on season and location.

100% cold is best

Fuckin liar. Tony Robbins is a cunt

Can confirm the strengthening of the immune system and reduced inflamation. Cold showers after a work out are the way to go.

Yes it can, you're a magnificent viking, there is nothing you cannot withstand. You could swim from the shores of Iceland to Novaya Zemlya like it's nothing. You can father 500 nordic children, an army ready to take over England, like it's nothing. There are ZERO(0) things in this world you cannot do!

Holy shit
>the real reason male testosterone is down
>no more cold baths/showers

nopoo?

but it's your duty

Well, I DID travel over 9000. Km to fuck a Brazilian girl I met on the internet so there may be something to this.

Hot water feels good tho

bondlife.com ?

youtube.com/watch?v=qxz8QNqrzwY
This was the video if anyone want to see it.

Every now and then I do OP, and it does feel more refreshing I must say. I'll be doing it more now in the summer months because the heating doesnt need to be on so the water will be cold. People in the house dont understand why I just dont turn on the immersion and wait 20 minutes but fuck that, a showers a shower, hot or cold.

I do the same in the gym or on holiday, if im in a sauna for a while I'll get out and immediately take a cold shower or hop in the pool. Nothing like a shock induced heart attack to get the head straight. But seriously, I honestly find it super refreshing.

I thought this would be your thread and no you didnt. kek

hot is never okay, start warm and then go cold the last few minutes

>travel over 9000. Km to fuck a Brazilian girl I met on the internet

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>detox
pseudoscience detected
dropped

You'd do the same thing for an Icelandic girl if you had the money. Exotic pussy is best pussy.

I used to take hot showers and come out red like I had been cooked. My preference is these cold showers now. I don't feel cold when I get out.

actually user, i remember reading that study, which was from the 1950's, i think. The infertility was only temporary however. The researchers said it could act as a form of birth control, but I wouldn't rely on it

Would it make you all hot and bothered if it was?

There's nothing wrong about male bonding. And sucking dick is not gay because even girls do it.

That's actually romantic user, well done

>Have you taken the cold shower pill? It feels like I'm breaking the conditioning.
I took the cold shower ill during HS. Wasn't it just an urban legend though?

>Because even girls do it
That's what we call a non-sequitur

was it worth it user? How much was the plane ticket?

What benefits were you promised?

lol I remember your thread from yesterday romabro

The first times you will notice all the muscles super relaxed, especially after working out so it's definitely better for the body.
Now I don't notice anything, maybe because I'm used to it, I wouldn't go back to hot showers tho, I tried it and it feels like shit

>he doesn't sing in folk circles in his local
how unwhite can you be?

You're slowly cooking yourself in the shower, the human body was not meant to be in hot water.
Cold showers cure a lot of skin problems too.

I'm too stupid for latin expressions so I'll just keep on sucking dick.

>What benefits were you promised?
Everything from mental alertness to physical strength.

Yes

How does it feel having hiv?

name me just one thing wrong with a man singing

>sweat when you shower

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>have cold shower
>literately put your body through shock
>body makes you energetic to get the fuck out of cold water asap
>breaking the conditioning

why dont you just shoot yourself in the head, that breaks the conditioning too

I take a cold shower nearly every day, especially after working out (5 days a week), and have done so since I was 19 and in the Army. This includes icy cold showers in sub-zero temperatures while deployed.

I haven't so much as had a sniffle in 13 years.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM

Should mention, I also don't over sanitize myself or care much for whether things are clean or not. If I would have eaten it while I was in Ranger School, I eat it today.

You're a shame to your countrymen. Going the extra mile for some primate poon

Youre from Iceland, pussy and you cant handle cold showers?

Considering cold temps cause vasoconstriction I’m gonna go ahead and say whoever made this infographic is retarded.

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>detox
Yeah this is fucking retarded but desu cold showers make me feel like im more alert and in control and feel like im ready for anything.
Hot showers just make me feel like a slob. Theres definitely something there.

What the fuck romabro I thought you were cured? Oh well, once a faggot, always a faggot. Youll be haning on DOTR

>he human body was not meant to be in hot water.
Strange I've never even considered this. I can't imagine our ancestors commonly had hot baths.

Constricting your blood vessels are good for you, jackass. Probably too busy listening to jewish doctors who want you to be sick so they can make money

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UMA

Stick a pizza roll up your fat ass cunt

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They bathed in rivers.

DELICIA

Also, when I was in 8th grade way back when, a Brazilian kid immigrated to my country and we bullied his fatass so hard lol. He transferred halfway through the school year. He barely spoke any english.

Yeah because reducing blood flow is always best. Fucking retard.

>fat and illiterate
Good, he deserved to be bullied to death

-True story-

3 weeks ago, my water heater broke. For the first week, I could still start it back up, only to have the leaks short out the switch that keeps the pilot going. The second week, the system went dud and refused to kick over after being lit. On the 3rd week, I couldn't even ignite it anymore. So I've had no hot water for 2 weeks.

Now, if you're wondering why I'm not replacing it like a sane person, the thing was still under warranty, and holy shit, the hoops they make you jump through are godawful. Water heater warranties are probably the biggest scam in existence. Hardly anyone has what takes to wait that long to get hot water again, so they suck it up and just buy a new one.

For the first week, it was like bathing in daggers. The second week, I got used to it, but it still kills the fingers. I work a tough job that leaves me sore, and I've noticed I DO feel better with cold water than with hot, but I'd rather take the overall relaxation hot water gives to help me wind down. Also, since I started this job, I've notably started losing a lot of weight I put on about 4 years ago, about a pound & a half per week. With the first week of cold showers, that raised to 2 pounds. On the third week, after I got mostly used to the freezing water, it rose to 2.5.

So yeah, it does something. Every other thing you may have heard about it is bullshit.

interesting

I'm going to give it a shot later.

as retarded as this sounds, I actually used to take cold showers a lot it helps with your skin and muscle relaxation for some reason, I don't know, there were a bunch of reasons.
Anyway, it's pretty healthy. Don't do FREEZING cold at first but cold is good.

aaha woaw u buliied him? XDD
back to plebbit please

BASED Brazilian bro

>Israeli

>over compensating whimp

>I've heard before that you're not supposed to do the entire shower cold, but wash up and relax in the warm, then suddenly dump it to cold and rinse off for a few minutes under it.
That's something else. You're describing a sports/martial arts trick to speed up muscle memory learning. You're supposed to do it after practice, and alternate hot/cold.

You're Jewish I don't know why you're trying to argue with a white man. Remember what happened the last time you pissed off the white man?

My dad is a doctor, and your little chart is bullshit. Heat is actually better for the body to heal, which is why you run a fever when you are sick.
That said, if you enjoy cold showers, have fun, but don’t ascribe some mystical properties to them. There’s a reason bath houses has both cold and hot pools.

yeah he began to over compensate online

>Remember what happened the last time you pissed off the white man?
>white man
They ended up with their own country. Are you saying that you are going to reward him further if he argues with you?

why is flag question mark, have we not found the country yet?