How many dicks have you sucked? Unironically

i've licked my own tip

If I could remove a set of my ribs to suck my own dick I think I may actually do it. I really like the idea of eating my own cum but I always pussy out because I think it's fucking retarded after I actually cum and have the opportunity to. If I just do it in my mouth I won't have a choice and I can do what I've wanted without regret :)

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None. And I will never understand how girls are doing this... dicks are so disgusting!

`how do you ironically suck a dick?`
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5
This is an original post oh ffs

Just laugh it off and say no homo bro it's that easy

Zero, and it'll stay that way.

Just one but I'd love to again only with a nicer dick next time

Why are there so many fuckers here who've sucked a cock. please share your best experience

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2, including my husband.

For those who like doing it, why?

I have made a few attempts to suck my own, but couldn't reach past the tip, wasnt all that pleasurable

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If the answer is more than zero you need to leave

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two, wanna suck more

I have only suckled on two willies in my entire life desu

Kiss tranny

Wha the fuck

KYS*****

Zero, just a dildo.
I sort of like it and am probably pretty decent at it, but I likely won't ever do it irl.
I'm not attracted to guys themselves very much and don't really have a strong enough interest to pursue doing so.

i love kissing trannies

23 different penises and I want to try more

that's 2 threads in a row that I've seen you get dubs. Fuckin hacker, reported. Don't make me ddox your mainframe you piece of shit.

We need to do something about this guy, he's hacking Jow Forums. His posts are everywhere. But when the world needed him the most, the hacker anonymous vanished. Only the anonymous, master of all 4 chans could sstop him.

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Around 50-60.

I have been sucking a lot less dick since I got engaged.

Unironically Zero. Metaphorically thousands.

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I only suck dick ironically so zero

One. Two if you count my own.

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i have only sucked one dick

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Over 12. I started to have trouble recalling them after the 10th

Two. Did not like

Why not, explain in detail.
god dammit chad

physically none. Mentally I enjoy sucking my dick in terms of narcissism and ego. I hate most people and had only geniune feeling of validation for myself.

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5? 6?

Also
not a lady

I was drunk one night with my friend and he said he was horny so i sucked his cock. It was pretty good

Someone pls be in southern us that needs to suck a dick. Boys only please.
Please I'm at my wit's end and don't know how much longer I can take this.

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My rough estimate is 40 different dicks But I'm not sure how many times I ended up sucking the same one.
Still let me tell you that it's not worth the money unless you are a faggot that loves giving blowjobs

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Zero, I talked to a qt at my college once and wanted to suck his but never really had the opportunity, I've been talking to someone else lately so maybe it'll actually happen eventually

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>southern us
Gotta be more specific user

I'm in Northern Alabama but I have a car.

Sorry too far for me, hope you find someone though user

I'm 22 and I've sucked 5 dicks. I'm a boy tho.

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My wife Chocola is so cute. Thanks for posting her.

just mine, originally

Sad, but I understand. Thanks anyways, user.

Just counted it out, 12. Around half were trannies

Two
Mine and my boyfriends

one, at a university gloryhole

Four
It's nothing much but honest sucking

zero, id only suck my husbands cock.

>at a university gloryhole
what kind of degenerate shithole you live in

If you are a girl and browse this board you are probably damaged and hate yourself. What does this board have to offer a girl? Also the """pure virgin"""" obsession this board has incentives lying if you want to get with someone you meet here.

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Zero
Never pursued it.

6, 2 of which I wasn't in a relationship with

just one girl's, interested to find out if every dick is so smooth but i'm too nervous to suck a big dick

she did say i was a natural tho which boosted my confidence

Just one but i lost count how many times i sucked it already

That sounds very lewd user.

Who want to be my first dick suck?
all you need is:
>length of at least 6 inches
>thick/fat dick circumference

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just one - mine
discord
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You can bet your ass it is, originally

You wont be able to take a 6+ inches. These boys are just far too big for the mouth. Maybe start with a 5.3 or 5.5. How tall are you and how big/deep is you mouth?

Zero so far, but it would be nice to suck an uncut brown dick

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Oh, would that really be a problem?
I didn't know. I'm like 1,78 meters tall. No idea of my mouth/throat capacity though, I never properly tested it.

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It can be a pretty real problem especially if your mouth is short. I cant express the disappointment when you can only fit the head or the first 1/3 in your mouth.

At least 13 I just love eating the gooey reward for a good SUCC

Around a dozen or so.

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yall have a lot of catching up to do there are ladies out there making you look bad

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gud gril
originality

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Unless it's a girl ig

You know if you guys are having trouble with getting past the robot you should describe your experiences alongside the number. Just trying to help out haha.

tried to suck mine once

Something like 36?