What would you do if you had honkers like this

Unironically whore out

Probably just masturbate a lot.

Try to get fucked by a chad

cume my pant

Get them reduced because Im not a whore

Make money on social media and start lactating.

>Im not a whore
Yet

tit fuck bbcs until they bust all over them of course....

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Same. Imagine jogging with that shit
I love my small-medium perky breasts, hard pass

>Record myself naked doing lewd things.
>Post em on the internet for massive amounts of guaranteed attention
>Notice boys/men giving shit ton of attention. Implement as strategy to get what I want
>Grasp amount of power that the female body has
>Go to college
>Find a group that has same mindset. Exchange different strategies on getting what you want from men whether it may be sex, homework answers, access to better men, information
>Try to be better than men in any way
>Move up the educational ladder. Move up to board of directors through all manner of cock sucking, fucking the right people
>Implement policies to allow these tactics to be widespread knowledge to other females at the same time trying to diminish influence of males
>After all this, continue posting amateur porn videos of latest fuck that week.

Or just watch myself masturbate all the time idk

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I would bully chestlets

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tfw was a chestlet, caved and got implants, they feel kinda odd, i hope ill get used to them eventually

Post pictures of myself for massive amounts of money.

Become a submissive lesbian. My dream, I wish I was a lesbian female but I'm male an accursed fate indeed.

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Odd because they're bigger than you're used to or odd because they're not made of boob?

might be a little of both, could also be they are only a few weeks old still so maybe not fully adapted yet
some times they definitely feel like they arent made of boob, like they move in a bag of skin, which i guess is really what it is

how big are they and are they fun to squeeze?

What did you go from/to? Do they at least look real?

Get bred a bunch by lewd NEETs

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i aimed for a big b, small c. i guess i could post a pic of some sideboob, maybe
i talked with my surgeon about getting something that would look natural and fit my chest, they definitely dont look bolted on, but theres a little room for improvement, but i have to wait another month til i can hear about any adjustments
i havent squeezed them much, though im allowed to now, ive been really careful with them to avoid any kind of complications

have you experienced complications, then? i'm guessing you have been good with not fucking with the silicon so it can get set in place, but honestly it's the other shit that would worry me the most if my so got them. Shit like scarring, fucked up nipples, loss of sensitivity, etc.

nope, bleeding was the one i was the most afraid of as theyed then need to reimplant them
i got mine done from below at the IMF the scaring is really nice for only being a few weeks old, nice straight flush and loosing that new-scar color fast
the thing i want to have adjusted is that my existing tissue was really firm and it hasnt fallen down far enough yet, but other than that im happy i did it, not the perfect solution, but beats being flat, i hope, we'll see once the dust has settled

This. Chestlets exist for the sole purpose of being bullied.

get someone to grope them

No, you lie. Chestlets are god-tier innocent girls and I want to kiss them forever. Tiny tits are very very vute.

that's good to hear, i guess when you go to a good surgeon and do when your told it's a pretty safe procedure. how much did your new tatas cost you? and are you content with your size now?

Yes, but chestlets are at their most innocent when freshly bullied.

eh, its such a common thing that i went with a local one, but she did have some nice before and afters and made me feel safe with her cutting me open, she also warned me that for the first 2-3 months id likely ask myself why i did it since theyd look off for that long
it cost me... just over 5 grand
i think they look nicely sized, but i cant be 100% sure yet as i still have to wear a medical bra, so i havent had the chance to get to "try them out", one things for sure, my old bras do not fit at all any more, so as long as, once i get some new ones, theres no air pockets between the boob and the bra ill be happy

>tfw no chestlet gf to comfort her tears when she gets bullied by bad big tiddie girls

>tfw no chestlet gf to tease relentlessly

careful, excessive teasing can cause sudden implant syndrome. it happened to me

That just means I can tease her about her fake boobs.

What is implant syndrom, femanon?

oof you are definitely a bully
i didnt ask for this!

when youve finally had enough of being a booblet and arrange for a boobjob for a month later

>she gets implants and they're still smaller than a natural woman
>gets a boobjob instead of getting a guy who loves her
Paid thousands for chad dick, too bad she can't fix her personality eh

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People just want to be mean with other people. You didn't deserve to be harassed for having small tits because they were surely beautful anyways.
Tits are beautiful in any shape, but people's souls are evil.

boobs comes in all shapes and sizes
B/C is perfectly average for one of my body type

well to be honest, i didnt get teased about it, but i kept feeling id feel better about myself if i did have that little bit extra

Keep pretending titcows aren't getting real boyfriends and you'll stop getting passed around as a fucktoy.

Even Asians have big tits now.

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ive been with a guy once, 4 years ago, but nice argument

You kinda did ask for it though...
Anyway, just remember that there are traps with hormone boobs bigger than your inflatables.

>4 years ago
>once
kek. Sorry for thinking you'd be even good enough to be a fucktoy. You must have had -A cups.

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Man, I fail to see why small tits aren't attractive too.
What is the huge problem about chestlet girls?
>inb4 don't tell me that I'm a closeted gay or pedophile for liking small breasts, you can do better user, I want real arguments

They're actually fine, it's just that bullying chestlets is too much fun.

i know and i hate it... why couldnt i have gotten real boobs while some guys can just take a pill and get it

As

Prolly cuz you didn't eat enough when you were a kid.

That's hot, hopefully you get the most out of your 5 grand. Enjoy.

Big tits means she's a good woman. Chestlet's should be kicked out before they get too attached.

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likely, ive always been a skinny bitch, borderline underweight

thank you user, i appreciate it and hope i will

also that get

Then just write something like (ironic post) when you do it so that nobody gets sad.
Nice digits my man.
Now you deserve a qt gf for being so nice.
Whatever you say, chief.

What, you're the one who has to get implants to try and get a guy to keep you. It literally happened to you.

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No, I'm not the girl posting here.
I'm a guy like you.

Guess nobody was nice enough to you.
>Smaller the chest, the closer to your heart I can be

Making chestlets sad is the fun part. It's the entire point.
And I refuse to resort to reddit garbage like adding "/s" to mark my sarcasm.

good guess, i did have a pretty trash childhood
>aw thats cute

Why even bother with 3d women

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>but not if there's 4lbs of plastic in the way

ive only got 1lb in them though...

I can't drink titty milk from a cartoon.

Robot waifus soon comrade.

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take a whole bunch of pics of myself, get some free drinks at the bar, then go get a breast reduction

hi OP i'm going to answer your questions, I'd do one of 2 things..

1. replace the chunky, yellowish white milk i had celluliting my tits, with a fresh, smooth Fanta Strawberry. i love drinking that shit and if i had it growing out of my CHEST...?!!! whewwww...

Get medical help, because I'm a guy

Can chestlets even loved (barring gays and pedophiles)?

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Unironically start a cafe
I will serve tea and coffee that contains my own milk
In the current culture we live in I will likely receive massive popular media attention for this which will lead to good business
Doesn't even matter if the drinks are good, ill likely have a good supply of betas that come to support me and drink my milk regardless

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Wouldn't it be better if you had chocolate milk coming out of you? Who wants warm Fanta?

It's like they're not even trying.

This could've been you. Woman up.

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I'm gonna assume I'm a girl in this hypothetical, since it's really boring otherwise.
I'd get the basics out of the way first,
>feel them up for 1-2 hours
>suck on them
>whore myselfout on /soc/ and /b/, because it's simply the moral thing to do.
>get someone to hold them for me
>try on shirts that don't fit
Then get into weird goofy stuff
>see how much they bounce running up and down the stairs
>eat a really messy burger and then lick the sauce off them
>lay them on my desk and see if they make a good pillow
>weigh them
>do some push ups
>hold things in my cleavage
>drive my car on a bumpy road because the suspension is fucked
>do mundane things but be hyper aware of how much they get in the way

>>try on shirts that don't fit
Shit that's right. I would be fucked up because I have literally nothing to wear at home without having my massive tits tearing the tissue. I would have to be barechested the whole day.

You don't even have a baggy hoodie to wear? Plus I'm sure they can (uncomfortably) squish into pretty small clothes.

i'm gonna have to disagree bud. Strawberry Fanta only gets better depending on hot it is.. then again, what would you know, you seem like the type of cretin to drink it cold. i've drank Fanta Strawberry at near boiling levels, and that basically trumps all other types of sodas/liquids. another thing, i don't like the murderous little undertone of that post, so before you try anything Ganandorf-like, i'm gonna let you know that i have 3+ guns on my lap as i type this. and i don't care, i'll give you my address, we can duel it out.

Do you live in the southern US? because that would explain a lot
You live in a desert, the natural habitat of the spics and sand people, of course you would be an uncultured swine that prefers soda hot
The cold, the natural temperature of the white homeland is like poison to your kind

>murderous little undertone of that post
Plz forgib me user I didn't mean it. I just thought maybe you'd like choccy milk in ur boobs more than Fanta. I see now that I was foolish and wrong.

leaking where I live before i do myself, huh....? i can almost respect that, but i also just learned this little cheat code so let me tell you this: if you break your Dellm Monitor, you don't have to see the badass crap I type.. i can sense fear on you, i smell it from my screen. so grab your nearest brick (it could be in your kitchen, it could be in your backyard, i don't make the rules find it yourself) and throw it on your monitor bud. Problem solved
i don't forgive.. NOR do i forget. chocolate milk disgusts me because it's like white milk but brown for some reason??if you have the balls to defend that, i get pissed off and wanna kick ass.

For tits like the 2d girl in OP, no, I don't have appropriate clothes.

Try to play basketball

I dunno they look like they hang by quite a bit. You really couldn't stuff a cushion in any of you clothes?

>What would you do if you had honkers like this
go on the prowl for biggest cocks i could get my hands on

>breastlit cope

No, sir.
Like, have you seen those tits? They are not kazakh milkers, they are step above, they are like primordial Judean milkers

I sometimes I would just walk around wearing regular sized clothes which would be way to tight for me and overall act like I'm not aware of their massive size, hopefully making everyone around me feel uncomfortable. I would deffinitly hand out a lot of hugs "unintentionally" pressing my breasts against them. I would go into those expensive high end clothing stores to try on some tops. When the shopping assistant asks me if I need any help, I would ask them if they can get this one top in a larger size. Then I would watch them struggle to find anything that fits, while shit talking their brand on how they can't even get human proportions right. On hot summer days I sometimes would wear only t-shirts or tank tops while rolling around on a skateboard or riding my bike. You get the idea. Anything which involves "unintentionally" lactating in public would be to emberrasing though.

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They're still made of boob though, they've gotta squish a little.

I had a friend who had tits that big she was the biggest slut I've ever known. She let her kids friends who were like 12 play with them. Probably because men are so attracted to them and women are envious she couldnt help but always think about sex.

I have zero knowledge of the element boobs are made of. I don't know if it's that elastic.
Last time I touched a breast was when my mother breastfed me for the last time and that was like 20 years ago.

Boobs are made of fat. They're about as squishy as your butt.
t. Accidentally touched a boob in science class once

Well, then I would have to figure out what t-shirt to wear but would end up wearing my dressing gown because it's the only thing that really covers such large hanging tits.
Please don't mention my butt, it feels very homo.
>t. Accidentally touched a boob in science class once
Of course you did it for scientific purposes, nothing to blame.
for how much time? did she realise? what size were her boobies?
You know, science dude.

>for how much time?
Almost exactly 60 seconds.
>did she realise?
Yes, she made me do it.
>taking girl's heart rate for a project
>using stethoscope
>being real careful not to touch her boob because I don't want her to think I'm a creep
>too careful evidently
>"user you're gonna have to touch my boob. Stop making this weird."
>she just presses my hand into her boob and I hold it there for the duration of the count
I know that sounds like a shitty porno or something but it's not. It wasn't very sexy and was really just super awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.
>what size were her boobies?
Like a c cup I guess. I didn't stop to ask her.

>Almost exactly 60 seconds
You were 60 seconds closer to heaven than most of us itt.
>I know that sounds like a shitty porno or something but it's not. It wasn't very sexy and was really just super awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.
First questions first: did you peepee go up?
>Like a c cup I guess. I didn't stop to ask her.
Legitimately great, sir. The balanced size, I'll say.

>First questions first: did you peepee go up?
No I was too nervous.