Be me, mate

>be me, mate
>aussie
>say "cunt" after every sentence
>one day, was walking my kangaroo through the god awful hellscape I call my country
>see koala sitting in a tree
>take out my didgeridoo
>gonna have fried koala tonight
>play didgeridoo
>koala's head implodes
>go to retrieve the carcass
>fry it up for the wife
>Don't even need a barbie, just place it on the ground
>as it's cooking, some wanker tries to shoot me
>he says he mistook me for a wild dingo
>"aw no worries,mate. happens all the time, god save the queen"
>invite him to eat with me
>suddenly, cunt snake bites me
>I die
>just another day here in australia

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>>Don't even need a barbie, just place it on the ground

kek, its so fucking hot here its retarded.

Fair dinkum aye cunt and bloody oath all in one.

this story is FAKE, ol Johnny Howard took away all the guns

l hate this fucking country

It is the worst country to be a robot

australians dont say god save the queen

3rd world country internet must suck huh

Imagine being the only country out there with different seasons than everyone else. lmao fucking special snowflakes

Aussie accents are really hot.
All the deadly animals are not

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It's no where near as bad as people say it is. 20% of houses have a fibre connection another 20-30% cable and the rest a mix of copper and fibre. Average download speed is 30mbps.

Kek come to new Zealand

right on ya daft cunt, 'ow 'bout we shag in the back of me corsa?

Not him, but is it worth it? I've never had any desire to go to New Zealand because i doubt it's much different than Aus.

Imagine a whole country like a slightly more rich Tasmania.

>back of
I think you mean 'back a'

>Aussie accents are really hot.
Depends if you mean the men or women.

Do we actually have robots in Aus? I thought at most we had failed normies, like myself.

FUCK OFF REDDIT FAGGOTS
GO FUCKING DIE WORTHLESS CUNTS
NPC FUCKS

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> 30mbps

originallily please install nbn already

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Onya cobba

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>be not-australian


nigger

Some of you Australians are alright. Don't come to America tomorrow

Yeah sad it's faster than nbn these days.
The other 70% are using old bloody copper cables connected to pay tv cable.
I get 120 mbps(I'm on gold nbn for 78 a month),that's slower than some country and outback area's.

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damn, somebodies salty. what, we can't have a thread that mostly doesn't contain the N word without being called NPC's? I feel like you're just a normie that uses this site to be vulgar because your 9gag account got banned. how about you go back to Jow Forums, mate

has nothing to do with vulgarity you strawmanning, pewdiepie'watching redditor faggot
I can smell the r/greentext eminating from this thread