I promise that I'm not lying.
If I don't reply to this post I'm the next 2 hours or less then I've killed myself
Landon Campbell
Lucas Brooks
if you can, try and give me some sort of sign from where ever you end up and let me know if it's comfy or not
Dominic Bailey
3 capsules isn't going to kill you, you underage tard.
Justin Russell
Do it attention seeking fag.
Austin Lopez
well someone already replied
just kill yourself already kiddo
also get a gun, everyone knows pills dont work, i mean what are you, a fucking pussy?
Lincoln Brown
shove em up ur bum and clench em into powder with
Parker Wright
Go get em slick.
Ethan Adams
We don't even know what those pills are r*tard
Henry Stewart
Throw them down the toilet
William Campbell
*Throws attention at you*
You need MORE than 3 capsules to kill yourself you fucking retard. On average drug overdose is really unaffective way of commiting suicide. You should shot yourself, or jump in front of a train.
Good luck :)
Carter Thompson
So I didn't die but I'd like to know how many things that it'd take for me to die though.
Austin Long
Go for a long walk off a short bridge.
Julian Lee
OP, if you really, REALLY want attention, live stream it for us. You'll be a hero here like Shabby.
Parker Jones
If you want to be remembered here you have to shoot yourself or run in front of traffic or something.
Liam Davis
Why are you doing this user? What happened?
Lincoln Jackson
>there's no point hiding it I guess.
My dad was on my computer and found some gay porn. They're crazy religious and I just can't deal with this anymore.
Jacob Collins
Lmao get AIDS
Juan Rogers
Try to calm down, you really don't want to kill yourself, you just want to get away from what you might have to endure. Go outside right now and get some air and just relax before you do something silly. I don't know how your parents are but they may be angry and confused right now but it will settle.
Ethan Howard
what are these pills anw? birth control?
Christian Wright
>Gay
>Tries to "kill" himself with 3 pills
I guess gays really are women on the inside after all.
Parents can be faggots. Unless you're underage then you can make it without them.
Lucas Bennett
>downloading porn
FAGGOT BTFO'D
Brody Gonzalez
OP you really are a MASSIVE faggot for trying to kill yourself with 3 pills. And likely underage or legit retarded if you believed you would die off that.
Nathaniel Phillips
Is that paracetamol? What is it?
You're definitely dying, OD for sure.
Nice bait btw.
Daniel Morris
If you want to kill yourself with a medication, you will have to know that medication's LD50 (the dose at which at least 50% of test subjects died when administered) and take even more than that.
It's usually measured out in the amount of the chemical against your body mass. (e.g. 50mg/kg)
Henry Roberts
Pills are never the way. If you're going to do it, do it in a way that will definitely kill you.
Joseph Jenkins
I hope it's not too late. Death is not the end of existence. If you hurt yourself you'll feel in full. Read this.
Juan Evans
A good suicide method should be three things:
1) 100% effective
2) Doesn't raise red flags/0% chance someone will see you and stop you
3) Not too painful.
What meets these requirements?
Brody Evans
>muh swallowing pills
you have to be 18 to post here
Jason Campbell
Helium tank method. Google and search for images.
Jonathan Adams
Exit bag.
Needs 20 minutes to ensure it works (usually works in less than 10, but you REALLY want to be sure with this method.)
Buy an inert neutral gas. 15lb canister will more than do the trick. buy a flow regulator for the canister and a tube for the gas to be fed through.
Get a bag that can be tied snugly and comfortably over your head with the tube putting "fresh" gas inside.
You die from lack of oxygen, which is painless with an inert gas. The only problem will be your own feelings of anxiety knowing that you're going to die. Your lungs cannot tell the difference between helium and air, or pure nitrogen and air.
Set flow rate to 15/Liters a minute
Lay down. You don't want the bag to fall off.
Put on the bag. Breath deeply, exhale fully and slowly.
Unconsciousness follows in under 60 seconds, if you breath deeply, and death happens painlessly within 20 minutes. You will leave a relatively clean and peaceful body.
If you are found early, you may survive with brain damage, so make sure nobody can stop you for minimum 15 minutes. Average ambulance response is 12 minutes.
nitrogen (N2) and argon (Ar) are the recommended gases, as most helium is impure.
Both can be bought from welding supply stores in person for cash, or you can bring a tank for them to fill.
Chase Nelson
Why a bag and not an oxygen mask (obviously hooked up to the inert gas rather than oxygen)?
Sebastian Brown
No you aren't you. If that was true you would have rolled a 4
Austin Howard
>3 tramadols
Goodnight sweet prince
Anthony Flores
Then why make this post? Also you should've used a tripcode.
Charles Wood
>least 50% of test subjects died when administered)
the test subjects were rats.
you have to recalculate based on your weight.
Easton Flores
3 pOISON pILLZ OP NOO!!!
Luis Smith
>A normal prescribed dose of prozac
Don't do it op.
Luke Campbell
Mate that's tramadol, I take 3 of them every evening and feel mildly buzzed. Fucking hilarious, you'd need at least 10 to die slowly from kidney failure lmao
Oliver Anderson
Tramadol, I recognised them instantly (I have Crohn's and get them perscribed). 2-3 is a standard dose for a granny with painful joints lmao
Blake Fisher
Purchase large cinder block
Purchase 30 feet of chain
Purchase 2 padlocks
Thread chain through cinder block and lock on.
Toss key
Thread chain around your waist tightly twice and lock on.
Toss key
Find bridge with deep water or deep gorge
Climb over rail
Contemplate life and how much you suck
Toss cinder block over edge.
Let physics do the rest.
Give us a sign of what the after life is like.