Fake friends

Fake friends thread, I'll start
>be me
>be 5 minutes ago
>friends are having a party
>I joke about coming even though I'm banned because haha friends
>they decide to very seriously discuss how I'd be killed if I showed up, not even joking
>first thought is to come on here and tell you guys

If guns were legal here I'd have some respect, all the gun ban does is fuck up the "school shooter" kids life
We'll never be accepted and their rejection forces us into even more rejection

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Show up with a concealed bladed weapon and exercise self-defense.

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Idk what to say honestly so I'll bump this at least

Why not cut contact with these people?

Good idea
Got nobody else

Go do martial arts(for the love of god not some aikido bullshit) and stand up for yourself more even if it means hurting others and risking getting yourself hurt.

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>my "friend" always started bitching and disrespecting me when he was talking with any girl and i was near/with them
>later he started doing this even when i wasnt near him
>he was like that always near sluts, never near guys
>i cut all contact with him
we live in small city, So sometimes i still hear from people that he talks shit on me, althought we dont have any contact

i have a bunch of fake friends because my real ones are far away. Normally in these stories, the one guy thinks all his friends are real friends and they turn out to not care much about him. In my case it's the opposite, I don't give a shit about these people and they all think I'm their friend.

Very similar to me. There's this group I hang out with and they seem to like me a lot. But the truth is that I dislike most of them, and only stay around for the gaming buddies and occasional good conversation or going out. I actually feel a little disdain for some of those guys, for different reasons.

>I joke about coming even though I'm banned
banned from what? And why are you banned from it?

yeah desu hanging out with my group makes me feel like a little less of a piece of shit (at least i'm not doing this poorly) though at the same time I wish I just had better friends.

They're all unemployed, on disability and foodstamps (illegally living in the same place and pooling their welfare resources btw) and they spend their money on weed and tobacco just to keep them poor all the time. They hit me up a bunch for rides which gets kinda annoying, though I don't mind it too much because they'll smoke me up whenever I ask.

Banned from the party because why not, fuck me am I right

You had to have done something. Indirectly at least. Tell me about your past initiated and non-initiated contact with you friend group and I'll tell you what you're doing wrong. Honestly I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion you're probably 16-17. If I determine your friends are just cancer you need to tell me what part of what state you live in so I can avoid that shithole.

You're banned for no reason? Yeah, I guess you're not a friend so much as you're just 'that dude who hangs out with us'.

I have vague memories from my teenage years of that happening to.some guys just act totally different when girls are around and feel like they have to tear down other guys to build themselves up.

as far as him still talking shit about you even though you haven't had contact in a while, it's possible he's discreetly bisexual and has kind of a crush on you.

haha man that sure sucks for that guy wow
g-good thing it's not me ha

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stopped reading at "pokemon rp discord"

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Fucking worthless cocksuckers, I know how this feels, except they'd usually get somebody else to tell me that I can't come for them because they didn't want to say it to my face.

The one time I did go to a party I got threatened I'd get my ass kicked if I didn't leave, so I got drunk and ran down a steep cliffside area near the house, down into a stretch of wilderness below then dropped contact with them and didn't show up to school for a week. Did it so they thought I might of died down there, and they'd feel guilty about it. Which they surprisingly did.

I'd recommend you sneak over to their house and slash everyone's tires.

That in no way sounds like they consider you a friend.
Sounds like you got told to fuck off and you're not getting the hint.

If I actually liked someone I don't see why I wouldn't allow them to hang. I get that you think if you stop interacting with these people you'll have no one but it sounds like that's already the case

Drop a Discord and we can be real friends. Fuck normalfags that do this shit, absolutely disgusting and pointless.

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>be me
>social outcast
>have social anxiety and depression
>still want to have some human relations
>be admin of a telegram group
>random dude contacts me because I post some good hentai shit
>start chatting
>tells me she's a girl
>she's older than me
>feelsgoodboy.mp4
>time passes and she sends me some pic
>she's actually a girl lol
>I talk to her about my problems
>she does the same
>we became closer
>start to rely on her more and more
>she tells me she loves my like a friend
>firsttimeifeelihavesomeone.mov
>after some months se just disappears, while telling me she will come back
>initially I was ok dud idc, but after some months this became really heavy for me
>became more depressed and socially anxious and awkward

Thanks Yuma

>Sends a pic
>Is actually a girl

Homie, you're retarded. I'm sorry.

That's so fucking humiliating, I would ghost them immediately and perhaps vandalize some of their property in secret.

>Got nobody else
It's 1000 times better to be alone than to be in such a humiliating relationship.

Fuck sorry to hear about that man. Honestly better to be alone than to have people you call "friends" who make you feel like shit.
Hope things get better soon

>we live in small city, So sometimes i still hear from people that he talks shit on me, althought we dont have any contact
Jesus christ normgroids are fucking repulsive. Feels good being alone reading this shit.

Some normies like to keep around a little humiliation puppet that they let tag along with them occasionally. His only value is to be the butt of the joke and to be insulted to boost their egos/make them look better. I know it's hard to comprehend, you have to have lived it.

All my "friends" decided to team up with some skank I was dating over the internet and mock/ridicule me, all because they wanted to fuck her, I knew them for years and they all back stab me for a chance to fuck some stupid bitch they met briefly online instead of telling me "hey this bitch is saying this and that about you" they just go along with her shit. They then started spreading rumors about me around town saying I was a pedo and this and that, they also made threads on here and /b/ and /soc/ about me got a bunch of people from Jow Forums involved, they had one guy I knew ask if he could use my computer to do school work but instead he installs something in my computer that let's them watch me shit posting and just sitting there flapping to porn through my Webcam. They would tell my classmates at college I was a pedo or my CO workers, all in the name of some slutty std ridden, sucking cock since the age of 5 girl. To this day they're fucking with me. I'm just keeping notes of each incident for the "day of retribution". Don't really know what I'll do though. Maybe write a book about it and make a ton of money inspire of their efforts to keep me down.

i know that feel OP
>hang out at "friends" place
>they talk about going on a trip to a larger city
>eventually I chime in
>they all just look at me
>"oh you wanted come as well?"
>"uhm yeah..."
>"Alright, I'll tell my aunt that we got another one coming"
(they were going to stay at his aunts place since she had an apartment in said city)
>"thanks man"

a few weeks later I find out that they went on the trip and instead of me they took another mutual "friend" with them who wasn't even present at the initial gathering.

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Guns arent everything OP. You got knifes, gasoline, gas containers, cars etc.

You could make yourself worthy of respect...also fake friends are bad. But much worse it would be of you had fake female friends. These dont really talk about killing or beating you but mostly about cucking you somehow which is in my opinion much worse.

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i've seriously posted about this on this board 40 times but never gave full detail:
>be me
>middle school up to high school i had two close friends
>mistake number 1: too close
>used to joke about being gay for each other and not needing relationships if we had each other
>mistake number 2: invite new friend in
>new friend is a real "wild card"
>goes to parties, does drugs, cheats on partners
>new friend's parents are divorced, so it's basically for attention or just something to do
>that's a red flag for psychopaths btw
>but high school me was fucking clueless
>me and close friends worship new friend bc we're all losers and don't get to do that crazy shit bc our parents are together and love us and care about our well-being or whatever
>ffw couple months into this arrangement
>have acquired relationship
>stop seeing my friends as much
>they start to resent me
>ffw more
>spring break
>new friend invites me and my new love over to indulge in weed brownies
>bullshit
>pulls out a bowl and tells us to smoke
>that wasn't the plan
>neither of us wanted to
>it gives us headaches
>we retreat upstairs, to the room my friend said we could use to "be alone"
>bitch didn't say it was their father's room
>we do nothing, call our parents, leave shortly after
>new friend goes on a trip with their dad
>i take care of the cat while they're gone
>get a text saying we left a condom in the dad's room
>"jk lol hehhehe!!!"
>ffw to after they get back
>another text
>same thing
>but apparently it's real now
>bitch goes to other friends, badmouths me
>they got kicked out by their dad, supposedly
>one of my friends completely cuts off contact, invited them to stay over as it turns out
>the other barely spoke to me for weeks until i stopped trying anymore
>new friend now the object of my disdain >goes back home less than a week later

haven't properly made friends since, seeing as the value of my own integrity can be misjudged in an instant. still in the relationship.

Damn your pathetic OP, here's some advice go on Grindr and become a bottom

Fucking normalfags and their gay sex, you got rump bumped and were too Marijuanaed out to notice. Get yourself checked you std ridden gay.

Make real friends on a based discord server

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