Be me

>be me
>see a bunch of office equipment being thrown out in a dumpster
>see a bunch of wifi routers
>get devilish idea
>take one and set it up near the student union
>name it "hardcore child porn drop off"
>leave a set of files in it that are all nonsense but with cp.jpg names
>cops come, makes school news paper
>do it again, they can't find it, send feds with some kind of fancy direction finding wifi thing
>keep logging in and turning it off and on to fuck with them
>don't realize they can see me hooking up to it and they track me down
>using encrypted linux hd
>now I am out on bail and they are trying to make me decrypt my hd, but I don't want to legally
I really don't want them to look at my hd, what should I do?

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You are an absolute fucking retard.
Prison is exactly what you deserve.

How do you leave files on a router, exactly?

>How do you leave files on a router, exactly?
usb stick

prison really :(

what was your end game

holy shit lmao haha

Buy a new hard drive you cunt.

>Buy a new hard drive you cunt.
the fuzz has my computer bro

>I really don't want them to look at my hd
How much CP is on there user

user, why the FUCK do they have your pc.
Well, they probably invoked probable cause and seized it for having cp.
I wouldn't be surprised if they planted cp on it to implicate you.
Just give in and unlock it.

>user, why the FUCK do they have your pc.
because they used a direction finder to find where i was sitting with my laptop when I was hooking up to the router to turn it off and on

this isn't even a mildly entertaining larp
go fuck yourself OP, you frogposting newfag

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>Just give in and unlock it.
but then jail user

for CP?

>someone with such an original case would write on Jow Forums to possibly

>doxx himself
yeah, no

dumber things have happened here before desu

>dumber things have happened here before desu
name a single one

hahahaha your life is over

None of that is a crime.
God I hate cops.

fake wifi is a crime

that who stole a skull from a crypt and put his dick in it

>that who stole a skull from a crypt and put his dick in it
that was not dumb that was awesome and great

why would seeing your hard drive be a big deal? do you actually have cp on it?

this is not how to use quotation function. is this your first post? did you hear about Jow Forums on reddit?

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>quotation function
what you say

>what you say
that is the spirit!

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>Does it once
>Topkek.jpg
>Continues to do it
>You're an idiot

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who are you quoting?

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Greentext doesn't mean quoting. I wasn't quoting anyone. I was telling OP he's a silly boy for pulling a prank like that and then asking for trouble by logging back in, lol what kinda fool gets away with something like that and goes back to keep fucking around

he should have at least put good stuff on there

>he should have at least put good stuff on there
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD STUFF

TROLLING THE FEDS

EPIC STYLE

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>lulz gonna trole teh feds epix style with fake cp stash
>actually keeps cp on his hd


Brilliant.

based op. now go court and btfo the agencies

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Not a great idea

Kokomo wtf

OMG OP

NO NO NO!

Faggots like you probably support the tranny shit prevelent on Jow Forums

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Get the drill out, and drill baby drill. put new clean HD in, have fun asshole.

reminds me of the people who resist warrantless searches because "muh rights" but really they're almost universally drug dealers

You wouldn't download a wifi

Piracy. It's a crime.

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it's not a crime with wifi user

and faggots like you are the kind that came from the elections and YT videos

>and faggots like you are the kind that came from the elections and YT videos
no user no yt