Be britbong

>be britbong
>fancy a jolly good wank
>turn on the wunderbarbox and insert license
>want to connect to wibbityweb
>license expired
>rubbish.mp3 (mp3 license checked)
>take phone and type in permit number
>call local gov't to renew wibbityweb license
>"Oi ya wanker, how ya gonna pay for dis license?"
>tell him my response permit number before saying credit card
>credit card license expired too
>rubbish (Extended Version).ogg (mp3 license expired)
>put on clothes again and my licensed license bag to carry all my required licenses and permits
>walk down the street to get myself a new wibbityweb and creditcard license
>attempt to pay by cash
>immediately arrested for trying to pay with non-traceable currency only criminals use
>a little bit agitated
>keep my head down in the car because I forgot to pack my looking license
>suddenly explosion close to us
>look outside
>another muslim blew up on the street , killing several brits
>"Oi ya cheeky lil cunt, I saw ya look outta da window! Yer goin to spend a long time inner towah!"
>immediately sent to prison
>raped by nigger who does not even have a shower rape permit

God save the Queen!

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who quote

this

wayq

Its like they want rape to increase

Haha this was actually funny.
Anyways most countries require you to be 18+ to look at porn. I'm surprised that it's taken England this long to implement an age verification when purchasing a porn magazine

What a legalistic shithole

dumbass, you cant buy a playboy magazine when youre 12 in the US

>the cost of the porn pass will pay for the enforcement
The system works.

>be england
>have extreme blue balls