My cum sock has little worms, officially I'm a father <3

My cum sock has little worms, officially I'm a father

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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you will be a good father for them

did you fuck a fly with ur fly dick?

Clean your dick faggot

no no no no no no no no

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gratz!

what the actual fucking fuck

based

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dammit man
wtf

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Eat the works op

Shit I meant worms

what the fuck

feed your children

Bruh what the fuck

OP, these arent worms, these are your own microscopic cum snakes that grew from the sock's radiation.

Cummies

holy shit

Lord Jesus save this world.

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Congratulations!
Take a pack of smokes and have a bath in some kerosene.

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this is why i drink

my wife chino is so cute~

my wife singapore bumps bad threads >:(

Tell us more, OP

It's a wonder what you can do with cum and sockes

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Congratulations!

Fuck off

no

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Just eat the fucking worms now

I think its time to bump

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Dude wtf

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Op is a faggot

But how.
How much nutrition do they need to grow that tall

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Actually pretty much none. Fungi are interesting like that in that they're basically just the spore swelled with water. There is structure that is built, it does grow and sprout, but that structure is actually relatively porous and unsubstantial when considering what went into building it.

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hey maybe you should get a shower, go outside for a short walk, then relax by reading a book. Just give the fapping and internet a break for a while?

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He left or he's a fucking faggot who won't eat the cum worms

fucking kek

can you imagine being so cucked you won't even eat your own cum worms? topkek

fucking s o y b o y s baka

This kinda shit is why I eat my cum and don't store it in a fucking sock.

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fuck the worms op
before they grow up too much

>Reverse search
>No results
AAAAAAAAAAAA JANNIES FUCKING DELET THIS THREAD PLEASE

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>denmark eats cum
tell us something we don't know

Fucking Guatemala you better film them or something you can't just leave the thread like this

HOLY CHRIST OP
I'm a fucking NEET, but jesus almighty have some goddamn standards

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He left it because he's too much of a pussy to eat his cumworms

Unfortunately

Holy shit

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Fry them first, use them as toppings, or grow them a little, then eat them.
Also thats disguesting, don't do it faggots
Help us, help yourself, R U N

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based

time to clean up my cum tissues

Are we sure that not just bits of white rice?

shit thats just fucking gross

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That's enough internet for one day

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m-hm...well you could...you could have avoided posting that.

>nicemark probably has cumworms in his tummy
ewwwwwww

Cap gun revolver, 3 caps. Russian Roulette style as soon as possible fren.

You too.

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So they are edible?

just when you think you've seen it all..

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this

Depends on the mushroom I guess

Is that pol mushroom thing real? He came on a towel so much he made mushrooms?

>that picture
>those captions
>that date

The story of the mushroom cum-towel is almost a decade old. Why do people screenshot reposts of shit? That story is so old and was so popular I'm sure the faggots on r/Jow Forums are tired of it by now.

hurts the soul

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fucking how

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unironically mfw

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Photo negative peru what the fuck is wrong with you

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This is why nobody likes Guatemala.

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And that is why you cum in the toilet like a normal person.

lol who beats it in the bathroom, use tissues nigga

ayyy

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Eat your cum like the rest of us then

Who uses a tissue. Cum in your mouth nigga

that's not how you do that

That's a very interesting thread

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...is that even possible?

lmao brainlets, everybody knows you are supposed to let your cummies get all dry and smelly in your underwear!

tentacle things spawning from something in my room makes me scared

I'm making a screencap for this in a few hours

pute me inn screnccap lamo xddddd

Include me in the screenshot, though.

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this was on /b/ yesterday

Link

I saw your mom on /b/ yesterday

gottem

I'd expect nothing less from Denmark

We all need to pray that this Guatemalan returns to this thread or perhaps Jow Forums again, everyone must remember to save the screencap when that guy makes it and save it in your backpocket until you see a Guatemalan to show it to, it might be OP.

P.S. Put me in the screencap lmaooooo lol hahaha WHERE AM I GOING!?

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ebin r/greentexts?

checked and r/greentext is for normies REEEEE lol XD I use r/The_Donald and r/dankmemes

Your strangely """knowledgeable""" at this.

> fur in ID

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