My cum sock has little worms, officially I'm a father
My cum sock has little worms, officially I'm a father <3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you will be a good father for them
did you fuck a fly with ur fly dick?
Clean your dick faggot
no no no no no no no no
gratz!
what the actual fucking fuck
based
dammit man
wtf
Eat the works op
Shit I meant worms
what the fuck
feed your children
Bruh what the fuck
OP, these arent worms, these are your own microscopic cum snakes that grew from the sock's radiation.
Cummies
holy shit
Lord Jesus save this world.
Congratulations!
Take a pack of smokes and have a bath in some kerosene.
this is why i drink
my wife chino is so cute~
my wife singapore bumps bad threads >:(
Tell us more, OP
It's a wonder what you can do with cum and sockes
Congratulations!
Fuck off
no
Just eat the fucking worms now
I think its time to bump
Dude wtf
Op is a faggot
But how.
How much nutrition do they need to grow that tall
Actually pretty much none. Fungi are interesting like that in that they're basically just the spore swelled with water. There is structure that is built, it does grow and sprout, but that structure is actually relatively porous and unsubstantial when considering what went into building it.
hey maybe you should get a shower, go outside for a short walk, then relax by reading a book. Just give the fapping and internet a break for a while?
He left or he's a fucking faggot who won't eat the cum worms
fucking kek
can you imagine being so cucked you won't even eat your own cum worms? topkek
fucking s o y b o y s baka
This kinda shit is why I eat my cum and don't store it in a fucking sock.
fuck the worms op
before they grow up too much
>Reverse search
>No results
AAAAAAAAAAAA JANNIES FUCKING DELET THIS THREAD PLEASE
>denmark eats cum
tell us something we don't know
Fucking Guatemala you better film them or something you can't just leave the thread like this
HOLY CHRIST OP
I'm a fucking NEET, but jesus almighty have some goddamn standards
He left it because he's too much of a pussy to eat his cumworms
Unfortunately
Holy shit
Fry them first, use them as toppings, or grow them a little, then eat them.
Also thats disguesting, don't do it faggots
Help us, help yourself, R U N
based
time to clean up my cum tissues
Are we sure that not just bits of white rice?
shit thats just fucking gross
That's enough internet for one day
m-hm...well you could...you could have avoided posting that.
>nicemark probably has cumworms in his tummy
ewwwwwww
Cap gun revolver, 3 caps. Russian Roulette style as soon as possible fren.
You too.
So they are edible?
just when you think you've seen it all..
this
Depends on the mushroom I guess
Is that pol mushroom thing real? He came on a towel so much he made mushrooms?
>that picture
>those captions
>that date
The story of the mushroom cum-towel is almost a decade old. Why do people screenshot reposts of shit? That story is so old and was so popular I'm sure the faggots on r/Jow Forums are tired of it by now.
hurts the soul
fucking how
unironically mfw
Photo negative peru what the fuck is wrong with you
This is why nobody likes Guatemala.
And that is why you cum in the toilet like a normal person.
lol who beats it in the bathroom, use tissues nigga
ayyy
Eat your cum like the rest of us then
Who uses a tissue. Cum in your mouth nigga
that's not how you do that
That's a very interesting thread
...is that even possible?
lmao brainlets, everybody knows you are supposed to let your cummies get all dry and smelly in your underwear!
tentacle things spawning from something in my room makes me scared
I'm making a screencap for this in a few hours
pute me inn screnccap lamo xddddd
Include me in the screenshot, though.
this was on /b/ yesterday
Link
I saw your mom on /b/ yesterday
gottem
I'd expect nothing less from Denmark
We all need to pray that this Guatemalan returns to this thread or perhaps Jow Forums again, everyone must remember to save the screencap when that guy makes it and save it in your backpocket until you see a Guatemalan to show it to, it might be OP.
P.S. Put me in the screencap lmaooooo lol hahaha WHERE AM I GOING!?
ebin r/greentexts?
checked and r/greentext is for normies REEEEE lol XD I use r/The_Donald and r/dankmemes
Your strangely """knowledgeable""" at this.
> fur in ID