Are you listening to your thoughts?

Mental ruminations feed the categorizations we make inside our minds. We classify our experiences as good or bad or neutral. We love the good and we constantly seek more of it, and we want to avoid the bad, going out of our way to avoid it, while we ignore the neutral, which is most of our experience.
The answers are beyond the mental conceptualizations and categorizations.
You can't experience what you classify as good all the time, and you will harm yourself with greed trying to experience more of the good. Avoiding the bad is equally as bad, you cannot run away and you cannot hide from it, it will make you anxious and fearful. Ignoring the neutral is throwing your life away, its the most of what our experience is.
Fuck my thoughts, the answers are beyond them.
Fuck off Aiste, you schizo bitch.

>getting cucked by your own mind this hard
That's why you'll never solve your issues. Thoughts are not the same as experiences. If you realized that you have the power to decided how you perceive your experiences, your life would be much simpler.

My thoughts tell me to due and give up all the time.
Living the dream.

Mindfulness in Plain English.

Its all there. Pirate it and check it out.

I know what mindfulness is. How is it contradicting what I'm saying? You seem to be giving up control, unless I misunderstood something.

Ah yes, and you more than anyone else should know that, you learned a valuable lesson.

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Do shrooms or DMT if you want to enhance your ability to listen to your thoughts.

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Last time i tried that shit. I wanted to try gay sex. Fucking hell no, IM NOT BISEXUAL DAMMIT

Thoughts are a distraction.

> If you realized that you have the power to decided how you perceive your experiences,
I think you are referring to perspectives.
We'll talk soon.

I do. They say I must gain enough courage to shoot up some faggots like OP is.

It's basically Demi Lardner going "DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY ITSH BRAUDY DA'S GUGLE HESTOREH" over and over and over and over and over again.

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>Demi Lardner

god I'd plow that little slut hard

are we supposed to know who Demi Lardner is

i thinks its a /v/ waifu

It's an unfunny australian boy

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There are only three ways to wake up. To reach enlightenment.
The first is to be born awake, and never forget. Bad news: You lost that chance.
The second possibility is spontaneous awakening. It's like being hit by spiritual lightning. It has happened - Eckart Tolle is a modern day example. Extremely unreliable. If you sit on a cliff and wait for spontaneous awakening, you are more likely to be hit by thunder lightning.
Which leaves us only with one possibility: You must surrender everything to God.
This path is well known and practiced all over the world. However, very few actually know how to surrender everything to God. For how can you discern between the voice of God, and the voices of the ego? Ultimately you will reach a paradox where you think: "This is it. I am free at last." Do you accept this thought as the truth, or do you let it go? It is impossible to discern for ourselves.
That is why, in order to surrender to God, one must find a Teacher. One who has mastered surrender, who can reflect to their student: "This is it" or "this is not it".
You can spend the rest of your life trying to figure it out on your own.

I live a life without substance, so my thoughts are nothing but nonsense. Nothing of worth, just filler. I wouldn't listen to myself if I was held at gunpoint.

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The fact that you're aware of this proves you wrong.

Well, if you know the inside of my head better than I do then go ahead and take the reins.

I mean that since you're so self-aware that you know those thoughts are nonsense, that means there's a part of you that isn't nonsensical, otherwise how would you know about the nonsense part? So listen to the part that isn't nonsense.

itt : nonsensical pseudoreligious cultist ramblings.

sometimes i am able to refute myself but my mind forgot how i refuted it sadly. guess it want to stay the same.

>itt :
Do you even know what that means you fucking newfag?

>Are you listening to your thoughts?
Every time I listen to my thoughts they just drive me mad. I try my best to not listen to myself anymore.

I think you are pretending to be smarter than you really are, someone being aware they are a useless retard isn't gonna magically grant them the solution to their problems no matter how much they "listen" to it. So as I said before, if you know the way then take the wheel, Mr. Genius.

OP is a faggot yet again.

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>newfag

Lmfao. Its in this thread and it's definitely pseudoreligious cultist nonsense. Sorry that poking fun at these weak platitudes upsets you.

It's not magic. How do you expect to solve anything in your life if you can't sort out your own thoughts? After all, that's where all your actions begin.

Well, I guess you are just exposing how little you understand what you are poking fun of in a fundamental way. Not here to school you.

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I can do plenty of things without thought, such as masturbate on a 5 hour porn binge or eat a bunch of food like a glutton even though I am not hungry only to become hungry once I stop eating or call you a faggot on the internet. What good is the thought anyway when it is just some meaningless fluff that only ends up twisting my brain into a knot for a few hours? What good is "putting your mind to it" if you fail, or even worse don't do it at all? If I knew the proper way to sort my shit out I wouldn't have shit to sort out, and I certainly would't be berating you over the internet. Sorry to piss on your dumb little "everything will be fine" parade but you're just blathering out of your ass like every other thread on this site. You know something else? I'm blathering out of my ass too, but I'm not trying to convince people my blathering will help them, even if you do have good intentions you would be better off shutting the fuck up. For my sake at least, because you are giving me secondhand embarrasment.

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So you're mad at me because you outright refuse to listen? Tell me then, how do you plan to solve your issues? Or are you just going to get angry at any possibility of a solution. Your're doing the exact thing I mentioned in an earlier post: ignoring your own voice because you might not like what it has to say.

A little too much I say. I have a bad habit of overthinking everything.

>So you're mad at me because you outright refuse to listen?
I don't know, am I? You tell me. I could just be talking out of my asshole for giggles, or maybe I truly think you're a faggot as I have said previously, or maybe I just decided to release some frustration and it just so happened to be in here.
>Tell me then, how do you plan to solve your issues?
You seem to know so dump your wisdom upon me. I sure as fuck have no idea, otherwise I would have fixed them already. I don't pretend to know either.
>Or are you just going to get angry at any possibility of a solution.
I don't have the capacity to get angry.
>Your're doing the exact thing I mentioned in an earlier post: ignoring your own voice because you might not like what it has to say.
Still pretending to know what is inside someone else's head I see.

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We're not that unique user. So I might as well know what's inside your head. All I'm saying is that you know the solution yourself. try detaching for a moment and looking at your mind from the perspective of an outsider who has access to your thoughts. What would he think?

>still pretending you know what is inside another person's head
>just like detach yourself and look at it from a different perspective dude
Oh wow, how eye-opening. Not like they teach kids that in kindergarten or anything. Did you think I was kidding about the bit about secondhand embarrassment? Give it up, honestly. You're like some fortune teller scam on the streetcorner.

You're just being sarcastic for the sake of appearing like you have an argument. If my next post was saying the opposite from the first, your response would have been exactly the same. Why do you bother replying even?

My friend, I was never even doing this with the intent of presenting you some debate or argument. I did what I did just because I felt like doing it. My response probably would have been identical if you changed your post because you still would have continued to play psychologist, and to be frank I think your thread is just dumb.

So you pretty much admit to being wrong on every count possible and yet you're expecting to win something here? You felt like doing it? Well don't feel. Know.

>So you pretty much admit to being wrong
Nothing to admit to, unless you peddling the contents of this thread as fact. If so, show us that PhD.
>yet you're expecting to win something here?
Nope, already said I didn't care. So nothin to win or lose. Sorry you take random internet assholes so seriously, might wanna consult whatever thought pops up in your head for some solutions.
>You felt like doing it? Well don't feel. Know.
Nah, I'm good.
OP still a faggot.

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For a person who loves reiterating how he doesn't care, you sure do take a lot of effort to reply each time.

Ah, going with the classic 'you responded to me so I win even though if you said nothing I would still win, HA'. Truly the 7th grade schoolyard of the internet.

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You're the one doing that. I tried explaining myself to you and yet all you can say is "ur dumb" and "whatevs, not like I care or anything".

>no u
Masterful response, I thought we already established I'm most likely just here to talk shit. Besides, you already explained yourself, as if I asked for an explanation in the first place. Does "lol this shit is stupid as fuck what a fag" warrant any "explanation" you have to offer? Nothing would change, I would still be sitting here calling you a faggot and you would still be spouting your mumbo jumbo.

Maybe you're right, you are a lost cause. You can't even make a sentence that doesn't contradict a previous one. You have no useful thoughts.

For a master of the mind telling others to drop their ego you certainly engorge your own. For what cause do you fight for? As I and many others have witnessed here you offer nothing but blatherings dressed in a flamboyant vocabulary. And there you go again with your claims of the contents of another's head. Surely you cannot be experienced enough to diagnose one through internet posts alone. We've got a prodigy here, folks. Although he seems to still be under the impression that any of this was mean to make any sense in the first place, rather ironic of the mind reader to fall into some shenanigans like that.

I'm not diagnosing you with anything. Unless you're somehow special, it's an universal truth. I don't need to read minds to know how one works, I have my own as an example. If you were half as engaged with your own mind as you are with this argument, maybe you wouldn't be so seething.

Good heavens, he is capable of humility after all. He claims he is no mind reader. Although I would have to inform you that simply posessing a mind does not make you a master of it, my dear friend. I must applaud you on your act of providing such services to us low-down foarchinners. Such an act of charity cannot go unrewarded. Isn't there some higher purpose you could put your skills to use upon instead of wasting it on us humble folk, m'lord? No matter. Care for some tips? I would like to remind you that this ridiculous argument you have imagined is just that: imaginary, and that I simply tug at the leg of whoever may be nearby when the mood overtakes me. Also, m'lord, I implore you to calm down, I merely jest at your expense to keep the ol' ball rolling. No need to cast one's own fury onto another over the ol' flim-flam bosh bunkum poppycock hokum.

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Why do you feel the need to win something here? Why do you even bother replying to me then if you have nothing to say? Your whole post just reeks of self-loathing. But let me guess: you don't even care about any of this? You're just waiting to have the last word?

My, my. Please do calm thyself, m'lord. We've already established there need be no rhyme or reason for some jolly antics to unfold. Why must thee feel the sting of what is just playful banter? In the name of a good jape we are all winners, m'lord!

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Feel free to respond to this and then I'll stop. You can then feel good about having had the last word. Maybe that'll mask your complete lack of success in forming a single coherent thought.

I want to have the last word. Give it to me.

I have no more questions. I know that I don't know everything and that there are unsolved mysteries, but those things lie within a realm of unknown unknowns to me. The questions that I did have all have answers, and all that's left for me is to live life with a conviction to continue the lulz.

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All work and no play makes the mind reader a dull boy, dear duke. For I must continue to inform thee that the interaction as a whole has been but mere buffoonery in order to satiate my dolodrums and the only thing we could possibly win is a guffaw or a grin, a snicker or a snort. But alas, I see you are playing a bit of the old stiff-lip. I shall cracketh thee yet, m'lord, I shall cracketh thee yet. And when I do you will finally see that a jolly good goof and gaff has been had, for I man known amongst my class as the man of frolics and rags, although not a full blown jester. I do find one's determination admirable, I wish to one day become refined enough to give off a demeanour of sobriety such as you do, m'lord.

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Ah, you and I seem to share a common goal in life, my dear friend. For I am also a simple man that lives on solely for teh lulz, that and the bar wenches. Golly do I desire to take a gander under the frock of a barmaiden from time to time. Although I tend to leave all the pondering of the unknown and inner workings of man to such scholars as Lord OP himself, quite the shame he can't seem to appreciate a bit of a jive or two from time to time. Although I assume to achieve one's level of high intellect one would ought to build the restraint to reject a gambol to revel in, lest he fall into the low-brow antics of us plebian folk, don't you think?

How fragile, the castle of the ego; how wobbly, the tower of intellect. I probably would have killed myself if I'd forgotten that people are part God and can perform miracles through faith and prayer in the name of Jesus.

>Jesus
Christcucks go here

lurn 2 sage, newfag

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