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>I miss the way my mum used to care for me
>spring onions in hot water

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Just don't understand how they think, you know?

Dog always humps the couch (only calling it a couch because I don't know how to spell) but I don't think he's doing it for that reason because he never gets erect, seems like he's just itchy down there. Anyone elses dog do this.

just been arguing with the neighbours about noise lads, good start to the day

sometimes willies go in them, sometimes whole people come out of them. MENTAL

lad having someone cook for you is very nice even if it is just somthing simple

just general neety/mental mess.

I only recently found out they don't just get wet there is actually like a fanny version of a boner where the lips get bigger or something. mental

who has (allegedly) been noisy you or them

alri lads, whats crackalacking

How sad and pathetic is your life on a scale of 1 to 10?

About 8.5 for me

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yeah and that this I've been hearing about clits having "hoods".

Anyone want to spend 50 quid on me?

Much like the penis, they become ENGORGED with blood

yeah its called a wide on

them, 3+ years of near enough non-stop banging and drilling, general DIY noises, we went around and asked them to at least wait until 12pm before they start because i work night shifts, worked for a little bit and recently theyve been starting off at 10am or there abouts, lost my rag and shouted at them through the wall and they came around kicking off with me and threatening to get the police

nah I'm good
about 6 or 7 which is a solid improvement

>nah I'm good
you've just made an enemy for life

All this talk of minge is just making me depressed.

it's making me feel ill...I'm not.Gay but still

It's a difficult one, everyone hates waiting to get stuff done

wahey neet lads

*pops up in the lower right corner of your screen*
Toasty!

slaughter them in their sleep

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think I've got a wide on lads

Pigeon roastie had a wide on last night while getting fucked on the bonnet of her fiat.

Giz a shout if they keep giving you trouble lad, I'll get the britfeel posse back together and pay them a visit.

i understand them wanting work done but its been going on for years, and its always the old bloke doing it on his own, he never gets contractors in who know what theyre doing
if i could have gotten away with that i would have done it years ago

I feel sorry for physiotherapists, people go there knowing they need to touch them and then cry sexual assault. There's so many things about it online, one woman claiming she felt violated because he touched her arm. My physiotherapist told me I need to stop sticking my bum out during the task (like this balancing task) and pushed it back in everytime I did, it's their job.

fuck off clippy

Waiting for brother to come round. Hate the feeling where they could turn up in 5 mins or an hour so you cant get comfy or watch anything

did he give it a cheeky squeeze

lads how do i get outlook to stop reminding me of school mong's birthdays

>outlook
old school, not got a clue how it works though sorry lod

It was a woman and she just pushed in on it and pushed out on my chest to stop me doing the virgin walk, if I now cried about sexual assault that would serve women right, get a taste of their own medicine

I gotta confess that when I was doing physio I couldn't tell if she was just doing her job or coming out on me. Really confusing touches and stuff, the fact that she asked me about any gfs while making small talk only made things worse. She was a mature woman, like late 40's, early 50's, but I would totally do her, I was 26 at the time.

Why did you mention this topic btw?

I would have got a boner if she was fit and did that to me

Every time I check the Just Chatting section on twitch there are about 20 Korean girl streamers who literally all look the same, all wear expensive looking clothing and have some perfect looking room in the background that makes it look like they're in some TV studio.

What's the deal with these people? Are they even real?

>Why did you mention this topic btw?
I had my physiotherapy a couple hours ago and was just googling how normal it is for them to just grab your ass without saying anything and found a form of women claiming to be sexually assaulted because they touched their arms

they can't help that they're all literal perfection, mate

Yeah I never even considered reporting her for anything, that would be ridiculous, I did consider asking her for a more private session later on if you catch my drill wink wink, but that would be ridiculous too. Roasties should get the rope, regardless.

saw one once where the girl took her camera (or phone idk what they use) to a karaoke place and then sat in the room singing karaoke on her own. it was weird because it was like she had no real life friends

A lot of things are explained when you think about just how desperate people are for attention and a bit of excitement in their dreary lives, it's more satisfying than simply going about your day.

>women doing stuff for attention
shocking

>got an appointment with a physio tomorrow
i'm a scared now lads

how come youre scared of a physio, lad?

What did you do to yaself?

might start playing dota desu

why are you all going to physios? are you a bunch of spackers?

>MFW you've hit that point where tea makes you feel more tired than awake
it's only downward from here lads, think I need to quit caffeine again

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Was in a cast for a very long time

>Korean[...]s [...] literally all look the same
Bit racist that mate.

all these lads getting their bum-bums touched

slipped disc in my back

yes

Not really, a uge amount of Korean women get insane levels of plastic surgery, all kpop idols have the exact same facial features and dimensions as a result of this.

It's pretty disgusting to think about, you never know if a good looking korean is genuinely good looking or if they've had surgery.

Is this how degrees work?

>HND 2 years at college/first two years or uni. "Foundation degree" - pretty useless

>Bachelor's 4 years at uni or 2/2 college and university. This is general requirement for most things

>Masters 2 years at uni after achieving a bachelor's degree - actually useful

>MFW a grill likes me
>MFW I like that Grill
Shame it turns me into an utter fucking MELT Lads i've not been thinking straight for a month and a bit now don't like feeling like this as the last time this happened it went into a year and a half tale of utter desperation.
I liked being calm and witty and not melty

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hoovered the stairs lads,
WAHEY

Cooking isnt that hard mate christ.

need to stop watching these cities skylines youtubers who make really reasltic and detailed builds, its ruining my enjoyment of the game

imagine wasting years of your life at uni working really hard just to be in debt for years LOL

mine was only 3 years

Watch THIS
*squats on the desk in front with an erect penis, farting out a pile of shit and pissing everywhere*

Just had a Twix Xtra as part of my 3 quid Tesco meal deal. Forgot how good Twix is. Three pound meal deals are proper British aspects of life.

>tfw you dreaded non uniform days because all the other kids would laugh at your non brand cheap trainers
>tfw everyone pointed and laughed when your mum made you get a haircut and she did and left it all wonky
>tfw free school meals kids had to use a special card and everyone in the dinner hall knew you got free school meals

15 years later and this memories still pop up from time to time.

cringe memories dont ever stop i think, i still get one about when i fucked up a pass infront of everyone when i used to play for the primary school rugby team, the ride never ends user

The school environment is probably where most of my problems started.

Okay I think I've found the perfect escort, she has her own apartment and is available to book via text. Anyone here actually used adultwork before? Bit worried it's a scam, or what if I text her hey you available and she replies virgin freak

>or what if I text her hey you available and she replies virgin freak
as much as this made me kek its one of the things thats put me off seeing a prossie, doesnt she have reviews or something like that?

Bloody hell! It's user from primary school. Remember when he messed up that pass when we were playing the reddit rugby club. What a loser!

>school non-uniform day
>kid seemed normal
>came in wearing full goth/emo attire
you think you know someone

i know i lost my bottle then forward passed
>feelsbadman.png

>on the rugby team
almost certainly a normie.

Yeah but adultwork is so dodgy the reviews all look like they're done by bots. I'm more worried about turning up and it's a bunch of blokes and they beat me and then use my identity to scam me and put out my mobile number for something bad

>jeans for genes day in year 7
>I don't have any jeans so have to wear trackies
>other kids laugh at me for being poor
>say that actually I have spiral jeans but they ripped when I was skateboarding at the weekend

it was only in school laddo, my dad played rugby for his school teams so he was insistant on me doing it, even though i hated it especially into high school when it was full of chavs and deanos, i did manage to last about a year and a half for my high school team (with one actual start, rest of the time i was a sub) then decided that id had enough, my dad didnt take it as bad as i was expecting though to be fair

>be me
>play rugby
>other team travelled to us for a match
>hey user, the other team has some plays sick
>they can only field 14 players
>would you mind playing for them today?
>uh sure
>mfw i'm actually in a position to get a try against my own team
>think my own team will hate me even more if i score
>just awkwardly pass to the next player down the line

the weak wear so many layers of clothes
jesus its not cold you fags

he said, gazing out of his window at the people outside

No way did this happen tbqh

bet kids these days show up to non uniform day in fursuits and shit

i bet they show up as a different gender but still in a uniform and all that

already been a year since stephen hawking died innit

>that picture of pepe crying near a clock.jpg

>tfw you dreaded class because the people on your table used to laugh at and make fun of you
>tfw you dreaded break because you had no mates and everyone around you was having fun
>tfw you dreaded home time because it mesnt having to walk directly past all the hard kids and deanos and people who made fun of you
>tfw you dreaded going to school every single day

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I'm scared of getting acid attacked when I go out. sometimes people look at me like they want to kill me when I'm just minding my own business

if I got acid attacked at least I would have a genuine reason for being ugly.

do woman, in this day, still expect you to pay for their meal or coffee if you take them out on a first date?

gonna give dragon quest builders a try lads

of course, while they're also getting promoted above you to fill equality quotas

>oh no why aren't there any good men anymore
>why is it when I have a highly successful career, I find it difficult to find a man more successful than I am because as a woman I'm sickened by men beneath me in the social hierarchy

never really realised just how tragic most of you lads are

Don't know, sounds like something only a normie cares about.