Just to learn to play guitar, dude

Just to learn to play guitar, dude.

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I already do. I have since I was a small child. But I do not have any anyone to play for. I probably would get too anxious even if I did.

I do, and I also have that guitar.

I do and play with people in a band through a sort of youth club/centre thing. It's fun and we've played live but it does nothing.

I dont play
Whats a good way to learn? Is yt any good?

Why should I? Explain it to me OP.

Playing guitar does not make anything better, Ive lost all my bandmember friends, and women dont want your music if youre ugly as fuck, or even average looking. Women dont have any appreciation for musicality, they just want jose with the long hair and earrings to play four chords or play wonderwall, sploosh as they say.

Also I now have tinnitus from playing.

Do what I do and play for yourself, it's fun to just loose yourself in your own music.

Same, not even my siblings have time to listen to me playing
>Women dont have any appreciation for musicality, they just want jose with the long hair and earrings to play four chords or play wonderwall, sploosh as they say.
Learned that the hard way.

>Also I now have tinnitus from playing.
should have played jazz brother

>tfw my name is jose, and wonderwall was the first song I learned

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I did that already. Years ago. It's really fun not having to depend on others to make the music you like.

I've been playing for a year, when will I be able to shred?

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Practice scales every day, then triads off each scale degree, apply to every mode in every key and do every exercise over a drone on all 12 semitones. Use a metronome and begin super slow until you do it slow and flawless, then increase incrementally. Do this for 3 years and you will shred. Incorporating sweeps and string skipping and taps and other novelties comes later. Fundamentals, period.

>apply to every mode in every key
am I supposed to memorize all modes on all the neck? I barely know the diatonic scale

*fretboard not neck

it gets easier with repetition. learning an instrument is one of those things that helps you grow as a person if you keep at it

Learn to play the drums to overwhelm and terrify normies.
t. drummer in a black metal band

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yea this. no one cares about music unless you're attractive

How do I convince someone to play drums? I really need a drummer

unless you actually like music, which most people don't

>tfw when you play decade+ don't know any song really good and want just jam in some garage band with homies but it will never happen

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>people need convincing
What's the project, user?

Is it too late to start if you're 19?

become a bedroom producer. that's literally the only option for robots like us.

also no; i learned piano around that age and now i'm pretty decent with jazz improv. just do it or every year you'll regret not doing it more and more.

I still might dude

I do, Iv won a talent show with my guitar before

Thats legitimately my guitar. I swapped out the pickups but other than that its the same.

>they just want jose with the long hair and earrings to play four chords
Truer words have not been spoken.

Just get so good at your instrument that long haired Jose trembles before you.
Those 4 chord prettyboys are the most servile fucks when you make them look as shit at guitar as they are.

justinguitar.com is a good place to learn online

>women don't have any appreciation for musicality
Something tells me you're bad at guitar

>learn how to play guitar and some synth
>realise I will never be in a band because I'm a robot
>stop playing
Making music would be fun if I could do everything by myself, I guess

And no, it didn't help me get laid.

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>no it didn't get me laid
All hobbies that involve socialising basically amount to pic related

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