Where do you normally cum?

where do you normally cum?

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>be me
>nut
>use foreskin powers to trap in foreskin
>run to toilet
>open foreskin letting nut into toilet
>flush chain
>walk to tap
>move back forskin clean peepee
>done

Paper towel gang here.

All over myself and blankets then i roll over to the dry side and fall asleep

in a towel, I usually cum in it for a week straight, so 7-9 cumshots, it gets pretty crusty but I wash it before it gets too bad.

The most loads I've ever pumped into a towel was probably 14-16.

Also thats's a beautiful pair of balls, I wish I had big balls like that, mine are so small.

In my boxers, then I let them pile up until there's about 4-5 then wash them at the end of the week with the rest of my washing

Inside my 18 year old girlfriend :^)

Most of the times inside my belly button

in your mouth, faggot. xdd

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on my blanket
the cum has been accumulating on my blanket for the past 7 years now

On my stomach/chest. Then straight into the shower to clean up.

In glove
Throw away glove
Keeps panties clean :)

>panties
Fuck off tranny.

>towel paper on stomach
>ball stretchers on
>balls tightly squeezed between my thighs
>try and fail to get everything on the leaf nearly everytime
>use some more paper to clean my stomach
that's how I generally do it

Inside your mom, where else?

This, usually

Except when I'm binging in coke, then it's the floor

On my tummy

And then upload it to pornhub

Let me guess, junkie britbong?

I wanna suck on those balls so badly.

Anybody that doesn't freely spurt into a towel or on themselves doesn't know the true pleasure of masturbation.

I was once a pleb that came into a papertowel, or aimed it into my palm only to immediately go clean up. It is fucking miserable compared to just fucking cumming and not caring where it goes.

I can never and will never go back to aiming my dick into a little paper towel to minimize the squirt.

Or laying down in your bed face down and cumming on the floor

usually over my shirt or in a sock. but I'm trying my best to cum inside socks now or on towels as I have to keep doing washing of bed sheets and clothes, getting tiresome and my loads are usually pretty big

w-why do these replies make me feel so strange inside

why can't you just be gay and normal instead of a fake stuttering faggot? I mean say the words "I like cock" without stuttering. Be a fucking man, there's nothing manlier than loving cock.

It helps evade the f-filter...

mistress doesn't allow me cummies, only her bulls get to cum. If she gives me permission, I am to cum directly into my mouth :3c

i'm not gay you faggot
origami

>just go to the bathroom, stand in front of toilet, cum straight into toilet
or
>pull pants down, look for the best hentai i can find, cum buckets, stumble to the bathroom with pants down, wash up
just wrap you dick in paper towels man, that's how I do it when can't go to the bathroom.

usually i jizz all over stray cats, dogs, or other small animals that i find trespassing on my yard.

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In my twinks boipussy or mouth

In the toilet. Mostly I just jerk off into the toilet after I suck my boyfriends cock and swallow his cum. Or if he fucks my ass so hard I leak. But usually when he cums he cums in my throat (cause he likes to) and I cum in the toilet.
t. Semi-sissy bottom boi who is submissive and has cocklust bad

you could have said you cum in the toilet like a good little faggot and keep all the rest of that gay shit you just typed to yourself

Yeah but then the nuanced explaination of me cumming in the toilet is lost. Proper context is key

I wish it was this easy. I don't do my own washing.

I have a old underwear I've been cumming into for over a year now. There is a strange odor in my room and I'm guessing that the jizz is fermented or something. It smells like sweet beer.

in one of my girlfriends

This is usually how I do it.

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In my onahole. (not original)

I don't produce cum anymore thanks to being on HRT for 5 years.

You're a man of refined taste too, I see
>Tfw when your leg ends up touching the cold recent cum

In your sister.

In my hand, which I then deposit into my mouth.

Im a redhead guy and I wish someone who make me into a cocksucking sissy bimbo slave and use my throat to stuff their cock into while they pull my hair and make me swallow their loads and then have me cook and clean for them and kneel by them massaging their feet while they relax. I could worship the cock in the gif for hours and love every second of the guy abusing me how he likes.

weird flex but okay tranny

Fags like you are a dime a dozen. Even if you were cute you would have to appeal to an Alpha in many ways. But I bet you are like every other submissive fag on here and are not only useless, but also gross. Am I right, faggot?

>>use foreskin powers to trap in foreskin
You can trap the whole load in there? Amazing.

Plus, my head is already fully popped out well before I start nutting, so it's a little late to be closing the barn door after the horse has escaped (so to speak).

In my girl

Sometimes a onahole

an*

Fucking retards like you can get a gf

>not just not caring where you cum/cumming on your stomach and licking it up

Checked those quads senpai

A tissue, every time. I hold it over the end of my dick when I'm about to cum, let it get absorbed straight in.

thats fucking gross never understood cumming where you sleep and leaving it

I mainly cum on my wife's face. I try to put her in the washing machine at least twice a month

Is that supposed to be impressive? How old are you pedonon?