So I went to Burgerland awhile back
>Be me
>Polack-Kraut-Bolshevik-Lithuanian with Hungarian family
>move to NewYork for a while
>Food taste like shit
>share the delicious fulfilling meals of central Europe
>people are mostly Polish, German, and Irish
>teach them the beautiful language of Poland
>we're all Kurwas now
>even niggers have turned
>gunlaw liberals they rivaled with no longer care, sold all our guns for ingredients to make food
>liberals okay with us cuz no muh guns
>republicans okay with us because we still protect muh gunrights
>we're eating pierogis in NewYork
>some negroes jump us
>they demand muh monies
>they pull degenerate guns out
>fucking .357 revolver, Skorpion, glock, shit like that
>we laugh, mouths full of barszcz
>they unload into us
>we fall
>they start looting our bodies as people run inside
>we lost
>kurwa mac
>trumpet is sounded from above
>it's a fellow Polack
>the niggers are confused as fuck
>we rise to our feet, metal plates adorn us
>they run
>notyetpiedorleci.polka
>we draw saber and charge them
>armour too heavy
>they run way ahead of us
>we hear wooshing sounds
>THENTHEWINGEDHUSSARSARRIVED.jperogi
>they run them through in no time
>whole army of nigglets come around corner
>the cavalry cuts em down no prob
>we clean up the goddless savages
>we retake America a few weeks later
>we crusade into Mexico and Latin-America
>No prob cause most are true Catholic anyway
>Brazil loves us
Jozef Pilsudski comes out of his grave and restores the Polish Kingdom
>the Czechs, and Slovaks give all land to Poland, and Hungary as Hungary joins and we become the Kingdom of Poland-Hungary.
>Poles and Hungarians join in crusade as we reclaim the Holy Land for Catholics
>We bring diplomacy to middle-east
Good day
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O'Connor > Montgomery t b h
We actually do like Poles
kill yourself
Oh wait really?
Well that's cool, I haven't met any Brazilians in real life, but I have yet to meet some asshole Brazilian online, so you Brazilians seem cool.
Nah
And we like you back, gotta get my ass to Brazil someday. What are the chances of getting mugged/killed? I imagine like 74%?
I'm sure that's mostly a joke, but who knows?
I'd also like to visit there one day, sounds like a nice place, and all.
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shut up
Yep. There are also a lot of polish communities down in the south of the country.
Just don't go to Rio. The place is a shithole and there are a lot of niggers. The rest of the country is breedy good and comfy.
I think you mean
Uncultured bafoon
Awesome, I'll note it down as a priority place to visit
100% if you're white
tldr please make it shorter next time
Noted Pole-bro
Very accurate depiction of a regular brazilian
If that's the case, then they most definitely seem like a wonderful people.
wrong
Is that how the average pole looks like?
No, think of Lech Walensa but older, and sometimes fatter, and the adults, and teens look super fucking skinny as if they lived in Auschwitz
Why does literally every Brazilian own a parrot?
Pretty based mustaches t b h
We fucking love birds
>We fucking love birds
And the Poles certainly loved their horses, though I'm not sure how true that is nowadays.
Stick to your tradition and buy a horse
Noted, what shall I name him/her
I'll name it Brazil, or after a Brazilian general in your honour if I have no ideas
Name him over this fellow
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And so it shall be done
Poland is nice and all but why does the Polish TV only have one voice actor for dubbing
>tv
why would you do this to yourself
It's a good voice, and it encourages people to understand the movie's original language.
Also because someone took the rest of the men in Poland and gunned them in a forest
Good point user