I fucking hate liking large breasts so much

You can cure yourself by looking at big titty porn for an hour a day while completely naked.
Do not stimulate yourself by touch during this time only view images or muted vids featuring oversized mammaries.
If you become erect press a heated curling iron against your skin for three seconds and then take a three minute break from porn viewing.
Keep at this until your hour is up and repeat the next day.
Sooner than you think you will either find large breasts repellent or your attraction to them will be eclipsed by your new burn fetish.

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I want to value women as persons, based on their character and capabilities, but when I see a girl with big tits it's like something short-circuits in my brain. I stop seeing her as a person and becomes this irresistible object of desire.

Good. So ask her out and make sure she notices you want to give those titties a workout.

My wife went from a B-cup to a DD-cup when she started taking birth control. I could not be more happy.

>My wife went from a B-cup to a DD-cup when she started taking birth control.

That extreme is possible? Anyways, it's temporary. She'll return to normal when her body adjusts. I had a gf who started on it just for me so I could cum in her, and yeah her tits got bigger as well, which was incredibly hot because it felt like her body was begging for it and increased her tit size to attract my cock and get my cum. It was kind of irresponsible of me in hindsight since she was 19, fertile, and I was flooding her holes with my semen every day, but yeah... eventually her tits went back to normal. Your wife's will too, though at that extreme it seems like maybe she put on weight or is retaining fluid for other reasons?

Btw isn't it kind of funny how if a roastie goes on the pill so she can sleep around, her tits get bigger attracting more guys to fuck her? Kind of neat how that works. It's also neat that it's temporary and has no negative effects. I wonder if they'll eventually just make a pill so a woman can take it and turn into a titcow. I'd love helping a gf turn into the perfect tit toy. Currently the only way to do that is to buy her a pair of fake tits, and I'm just not into fake tits very much and don't really like when women dislike their natural tits since all sizes can be fun.

This is a bunch of BS. Boobs are more fun than any other part of the female body. I've played around with plenty, natural, silicone, small, large and fucking huge.

The only myth there is about hanging breasts. Virgins hate them and opt for perky instead. Perky looks nice, but no boob is as suckable as a hanger. They melt like butter in your mouth and you can suck half the tit in. It's amazing!

Why not fap to twinks then?

>Virgins hate them and opt for perky instead.
Maybe retarded virgins. All I want is a gf with gigantic udders.

She has big tits in her genes, she hasn't put on significant weight, and I don't see why she would stop taking birth control until menopause, seeing as neither of us want kids.

It's really hard to imagine the change going back the other way, honestly.

Siding with tit-user here. Boobs are fun as fuck, and big titties are prime entertainment to touch and fondle and bounce. I'm absolutely ridiculous with women's breasts they're so fun to rub and squeeze and suck and play with, and it's hot as fuck when a woman lets me have my fun for extended periods of time. It really never gets old. A bit part of it though is how much your girlfriend lets you enjoy them. A big turn on for me is if she lets me play with her tits when we're otherwise just sitting around or whatever. Or walking up to her and fondling her a bit. That applies to her butt too though. It's a must have for me to have a gf who's very comfortable being fondled a lot.

Eventually the added tit size from birth control goes away while still on it because her body will adjust. It can time some time. I think it took my ex a couple months to go back to normal, but I honestly can't remember. How old is your wife? She could have something else going on in addition to the birth control.

I feel the same way but only because decent titted girls are extremely rare and picky in my country, and by decent I'm not exagerating. Pic related FF is impossible to find. Why live.

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>thinks he can convert a boob man to twinks
you fags aren't even even trying anymore

Claiming 60GG

saving the thread because big titties are better than shill threads.

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>Eventually the added tit size from birth control goes away while still on it because her body will adjust. It can time some time. I think it took my ex a couple months to go back to normal, but I honestly can't remember. How old is your wife? She could have something else going on in addition to the birth control.

My wife is in her mid-twenties and she's been taking birth control since shortly after we met hen she was 18. There's been noticeable reduction in her cup size so I guess it's a different phenomenon or a different kind of phenomenon.

30FF is basically just 34DD, which isnt hard to find at all (at least here)
consider moving

>There's been noticeable reduction in her cup size

So it went up then down?

That makes no sense retard. HOW are breasts like being a jerk? God I hate men so fucking much it's dumb. They are so fucking stupid I'm about to rope you guys seriously. HOW THE FUCK IS HAVING BIG TITS LIKE BEING A JERK?

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO DIE AT HOW STUPID MOST OF YOU ARE

Comparing a body part to an attitude.

Yea that makes fucking sense. Pic so goddamn related.

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Are you still butthurt roast?

>He's fantasizing about fucking you.

I could never find myself able to stomach the idea of giving any woman attention due to the suspicion that they were this disgustingly conceited. It seems that this society catering to their every whim made them like this.

So you're saying women started to get big breasts because jerks like them?
I'm probably a jerk but I usually go for lighter ones. Maybe that's just because the bigger ones just don't get shoved in my face a lot more often.Usually girls with big fucking tits don't show them off though. You kind of need to know before hand you like big tits to figure out what you're looking at. I passed up a few too many more tits than I would have otherwise.

No, I meant to say there's been NO noticeable reduction in her cup size. Sorry about that.

tits are more fun on the couch but ass is more fun in bed.

thanks for the larp, very hot

This was an obvious LARP but goddamn if it wasn't hot.

I read somewhere that tit guys are "mens' men" and assmen are, like, workaholic overachievers.

Why not both?

>find attractive person
>only choose to enter a relationship if they're good

>breast expansion pills
I don't need it...

>tfw I like this but also genuinely like cute sad boys
Why is this user doing this to me?

100% true user. Could have sugar coated how I was an asshole breaking up that way, but no need. I really do feel bad about dumping tittycow gf that way. She was so pure and wholesome and it wasn't really an equal relationship. She worshiped me, but I knew the whole time I was with her that mentally she wasn't enough for me.

>big titty women just want a pat on the head and to be treated like a lovable pet

>they'll wag their butts and their tits will jiggle as they smile at you

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how old are you, user? I actually had this same problem a couple years ago and felt the same way but just grew out of it. i'm 24 now. if you're 22 or younger, you're probably just high on a ridiculous amount of test.