You're given a small nuke and you have free rein on what to do with it. What do you do?

You're given a small nuke and you have free rein on what to do with it. What do you do?
It's just strong enough to blow up a city block, maybe

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I blow up the Chinese government.

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You really think the almighty Bogdanoffs will stand for this gross attack on their character? The orbital strike platform is already in position.

Blow myself up in some field somewhere
Try to imagine how confused the authorities would get once I died

How, though? you can't bring a nuke inside a plane, unless you already live in China

I'd want to tap into it for a power supply.

I'm gonna throw it real far.

This is instantly what I thought of when I read the op

I use it to assassinate this Yang guy everyone's talking about, and for extra giggles I try and frame Jordan Peterson.

i'd nuke as many niggers as i could

Third here for nuclear suicide.

i would try and trigger the san andreas fault

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Nuke the planet

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I'd drop it on OP

Detonate in a small town with a few Banks

Rob banks while populace flees expecting more attacks

Buy more nukes

Repeat

I was gonna argue but I like your spirit, go get em

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Brb, nuking israel

It's not big enough to nuke Africa then, is it? Fuck this thread.

>You're given a small nuke and you have free rein on what to do with it. What do you do?
Worlds most dangerous butt plug

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Thanks red luigi. I love you too.

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Save it for when I want to die. Just fucking nuke myself in the middle of a desert

blow up the kardashians house

Red Luigi? I thought it was red green Mario.

Sorry red green mario.

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detonate it at chinese installations present on our islands

report myself to ATF for having 15.9" barrel on ar15, once they arrive chuck it at them while screaming "SHALL NOT"

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Better than green red Luigi.

Honestly? Without a single hesitation I'd just headbutt the warhead as hard as I could. Even if I did hesitate it would only because I'd be considering walking into a mosque first.

Wait until the next super bowl (Amerifat here) and replace their football with it.

I install it in my basement as my ultimate "you fuckers won't take me alive, and I'm taking an honor-guard to Hell with me" plan.

I'd probably sell it to the highest bidder rather than use it, i don't really have a practical need for a nuke

sell it nigga, shit

nigga dont need no fuckin nuke nigga, get tha paper doe

Use a uhaul to transport it onto a fishing vessel. Rent two boats. Put the nuke onto one of them.
Go into the middle of Lake Huron with the nuke and leave with the other and remotely detonate it.

I'd use my recreational McNuke(tm) to deter people from violating the NAP

This nigga know his shit.

nigga u need that nuke
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