Fembot Feels Thread

But are you reasonably cute?

i guess so.i dont know

>i'm a larger girl
... very good

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Well, let me know when you find out.

I am also reasonably cute. You're my gf now.

>you only want a cute guy
Actually I want someone patient and caring who can look through my mental illnesses. That's what I meant when I said cute, I'm too insecure and not super attractive so dating a Chad is out of question.

But you're right, I am somewhat picky. I admit I could easily get a bf in tinder or some crap like that but I don't. I don't search actively for a bf.
>tfw khv neet at 24 years old

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>you're all picky and only want a cute guy
guys here want cute girls too, so wanting a cute guy isnt a big deal imo

What are your mental ilInesses and how do they affect your life?

My ex ldr had schizophrenia so I could probably look through whatever you have

but we would date you bitches anyway

stupid

>only
This is the operative word.

you'd date anything with a hole so whats the point?

yeah, so you're not fembots, you're just bitches who want to be special to chad. but why would he consider you special, you're just another mean girl who taunts virgins, you're a fucking diamond dozen.

leave Jow Forums, it's for your own good.

>diamond dozen
oh my jesus fuck lmao

What type of mental illness? Would you date a younger guy?

Depression and panic disorder. I can't go out without having a panic attack so meeting new people and getting a job is hard. Depression makes simple tasks like eating or taking a shower seem impossible + I lost interest in everything I used to like. I'm not looking for a real bf, I can't see myself being in a relationship because I'm certain I would be a bad girlfriend. I like to fantasize about having a bf but in reality things would work differently.

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and a newfag too, just leave entitled cunts you don't belong

>I'm not looking for a real bf
yet you post here for the attention of guys who desperately want a gf

you're a whore and you would be a bad girlfriend.

Have you been trying to get a job?

I masturbated about being raped again

why am i like this

I'd be your gf but you seem too bitter and too much of a downer to be around with. Why cant there be any friendly incels?

No wonder none of you have anyone to love. You've got nothing better to do with your life than sit around and bitch at people for existing.

Why are you so angry? I'm not leading anyone on, I'm just ranting.
What's wrong with wanting a bit of attention? It's a part of being lonely.

No, I gave up.

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I could deal with panic disorder and the anhedonia, and I think I'd actually like trying to help you overcome it, but not being able to maintain basic hygiene would be an issue.

then why say it? do you think being manipulative is attractive? I just want you to leave. I've made good points! you should leave.

because we don't get it, okay? is it that hard to understand? have you no sense of modesty?

I wont be leaving anytime soon. Anyway you should get a better attitude if you want a gf.

Does some fembot here want a cute tanned boy as bf?

Asking for a friend of course

>tfw fairly certain you came on too strong to a fembot and created an awkward tension
Oh well she seemed really nice our few interactions. I don't blame her for keeping me in limbo

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give an example of how you came on too strong and we can tell you where you went wrong

>tfw you didn't come on strong enough and the moment has passed

I'm a patient and caring person.. I'll be your friend.

>tfw no qt bf to make delicious omelettes for

Are you french? Please be in Europe and ill eat your omelettes

English.I live in Newcastle

> - I want a cute guy
> - Well, are you cute yourself?
> - I am a larger girl

It encapsulates female natures so perfectly that I audibly chuckled.

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Big oof, should I ask you for contact or something? How old are you?

big kek, what a shit thread

just because i'm a woman of size doesn't mean i don't deserve love

>you can only display love for me if you're 6-7/10 and above
lol

Im a short guy 5"7". Do I deserve love? Wanna try loving each other?

add me and lets fall asleep over voice chat together
applesauce#4890

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I'd date a short guy

If it were up to me you wouldn't even deserve air, but here we are.

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there are friendly incels anonette, they're just not common here. I hate r*ddit but there are places like r/incelswithouthate

>mixed race
>guys just think you're an abomination

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>claims to hate reddit
>has knowledge of obscure reddit sub-forum

Well, you sorta are.

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Depends which races you're mixed with, to be honest. White x Asian or White x Latino are totally fine.

I'm a mixed race guy and dread mentioning it to girls since they'll just ghost or be disinterested.

Larger as in height or weight? What age your stats

>incel sub
>"""obscure"""
someone linked me that place a long time ago on here

no they didn't. you came from there to here you little weasel

w/a

i know how you feel. i thought it was a meme but a lot of the time people bring up if i'm fucked in the head

>w/a
Best.

>n-no, they didn't because I told you so
stop projecting user

i'm 216lb 5'4

>tfw no BLT
Normies will never know what it feels like to go years without feeling the touch of crisp bacon on your lips.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're so fucking obese and im not even fucking murrican i dont need no cm shit thats just fucking obese, if youre the one stupid retard making these stupid sandwich threads you should off yourself, go and lose some weight first before even asking for a "cute" bf.

You're skinnier than me wanna hold hands?

just because i'm a woman of size doesn't mean i don't deserve happiness

>morbidly obese hamplanet that needs a scooter to go to the shitter wants a cute boyfriend.

Quintessentially fembot.

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I don't mind. As long as you're sweet, kind and caring.

>37 BMI
whew lass, that is big

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i'm on a weight loss journey. i'm working on it

oh okay this is a parody larp

I want a fembot gf! :D

in what way, other than a fetish

they ghost you after one conversation

OP you better be using romaine and not that iceberg crap. If you already are, thumbs up.

Not even as a fetish. I just think their features blend nicely.

i like iceberg lettuce

It's literally solid water.

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My fetish is commitment

Not her but i use spinach leaves instead

Are you the large girl?
What sort of mental illnesses do you have?

Okay. CooI. What's your point?

Yeah no wonder, now go back to crystalcafe you fucking twit, leave this board for us.

i saw the word fetish and i wanted some attention

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Is the fatty fembot still around? Haahhaahha what a fucking loser making these threads daily, you'll never get a cute bf you landwhale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT THOSE SANDWICHS INSTEAD TO COPE WITH YOUR DEPRESSION YOI FATSO HAHAHA

btw this pic me and my fembot gf.

cope.

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Don't worry, you couldn't be a worse gf than I would be a bad bf :(

Feel of the day is that I met a cute girl at school and we met up to study together at the school, and I'm too much of a pussy to do anything or make any moves cause apparently I cannot tell if someone likes me or not

Spinach is also a solid choice. Respect.

You have aspergers
assda

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING 5'4 AND LITERALLY 220 LBS LMFAOOOOOOOO FUCKING OBESE WOMAN AND ALSO ROASTIE ATTW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING ROASTIE WHOSE VAGINA WAS TOUCHED HAHAHAH IMAGINE BEING VURGIN AND A ROASTIE ATTW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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All I have is a lack of experience and bottom tendencies

I like her. Quit trying to bully my gf

So who all saw the livestreamed video and read the manifesto of that dude in kiwi-land? Thoughts?

Really gruesome and made me uncomfortable.
t. tall fat dude

ahahahHGAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HEY SANDWICH FEMBOT ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THESE BETA SILLY LITTLE BOYS THE MAGIC TRICK??!!?!?!?!??!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

youtube.com/watch?v=SrhxHH7rFpA

> no sweet autist girl to ldr with
help

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